You should definitely plan the parade.

Assuming by parade, you mean, some sort of walk of shame, where Leafs fans march along Younge street wearing Leafs jerseys and holding signs that say, "5 more years".
- Thecakeisalie

We had that for literally decades when the Leaf brass brought out the 1967 cup winners out for a celebration before the game.

You still haven't explained how less than zero tax is a thing.
- TrashPanda

Less than zero tax exists. It can happen. All you need is a state that has 0 tax and then convince the federal government to tax themselves and forward the additional income to your personal bank account.

Says the guy willing to assume personality traits from a person despite seeing zero evidence to prove it.
- Unholy_Goalie

Huhhhhhhh...

.........

What more evidence do you have that Subban has a flashy personality over Tavares having a quiet personality?

Dude, you have a problem. Stop convincing yourself you are right, I don't know what you have stuck up your ass all day but fix it.

So you're saying UG is right twice a day?
- bobbyisno1

Spaghetti monster pays less than zero tax.

- gergeswillems

So you're saying UG is right twice a day?
- bobbyisno1

Once he did say that Doughty and Karlsson are good, which is a fairly accurate assessment

Spaghetti monster pays less than zero tax.
- gergeswillems

That's less tax than Tavares pays, somebody tell UG that Tavares currently plays in new York where the taxes are very high and I doubt he cares.

Once he did say that Doughty and Karlsson are good, which is a fairly accurate assessment
- PatC80

That's only if they don't play for the Leafs.

Having a hard time getting pumped up this year. Feels like we've had a playoff spot locked up for so long, I don't know what it's like to play a game that matters anymore

That's only if they don't play for the Leafs.
- TrashPanda

Good point, but since neither of them is a Leaf yet, my point still stands.

Having a hard time getting pumped up this year. Feels like we've had a playoff spot locked up for so long, I don't know what it's like to play a game that matters anymore
- gravyface

Isn't that (frank)ed up? The Leafs were playing out the string with a couple dozen games to go.

Isn't that (frank)ed up? The Leafs were playing out the string with a couple dozen games to go.
- Zezel

They've maintained their focus throughout, I'm not going to worry about it. I'm pumped for the playoffs.

When Babcock talked about how he liked that Tampa had lots of centres, centres playing wing, and he liked that they knew when to let guys go, I took that to mean the Leafs will let JVR walk and sign Tavares. I'm pretty sure that was code by Babcock. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

Huhhhhhhh...

.........

What more evidence do you have that Subban has a flashy personality over Tavares having a quiet personality?

Dude, you have a problem. Stop convincing yourself you are right, I don't know what you have stuck up your ass all day but fix it.
- Santo_44

And you keep resorting to personal attacks to prove your point

They've maintained their focus throughout, I'm not going to worry about it. I'm pumped for the playoffs.
- PatC80

That was funny when they won that game against Florida that was critical to the Panthers but essentially meaningless to the Leafs. That's the mark of a good team. They dash other teams' dreams even when they don't care.

And you keep resorting to personal attacks to prove your point
- Unholy_Troalie

I don't think the attacks are to prove his point, more to alleviate his pain.

When Babcock talked about how he liked that Tampa had lots of centres, centres playing wing, and he liked that they knew when to let guys go, I took that to mean the Leafs will let JVR walk and sign Tavares. I'm pretty sure that was code by Babcock. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
- Zezel

It's an absolute fact that Tavares will be signing with the Leafs in the offseason.
Anyone that questions this is clearly crazy.

It's an absolute fact that Tavares will be signing with the Leafs in the offseason.
Anyone that questions this is clearly crazy.
- Thecakeisalie

Yes sir, very much so, clearly crazy.

Yes sir, very much so, clearly crazy.
- Zezel

I was consulting my star charts the other night and they confirmed Tavares to the Leafs.

I give it an A5.

(fyi that's astrology 5)

I was consulting my star charts the other night and they confirmed this.
- Thecakeisalie

We have multiple sources on this then, because Odin confirmed it to me in a vision.

I went biking again but this time with the wind at my back. Holy (frank)balls dudes, I was flying faster than Tavares signing a Leaf contract on UFA day.

I was consulting my star charts the other night and they confirmed Tavares to the Leafs.

I give it an A5.

(fyi that's astrology 5)
- Thecakeisalie

You guys don't actually believe in that crap do you?

When Babcock talked about how he liked that Tampa had lots of centres, centres playing wing, and he liked that they knew when to let guys go, I took that to mean the Leafs will let JVR walk and sign Tavares. I'm pretty sure that was code by Babcock. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
- Zezel

I keep thinking that if they sign Tavares, can they keep Kadri? He's not paid too much that he couldn't play 3C with some PP time, but every penny counts.

He'd go for quite a bit with that production and that sexy contract.

I went biking again but this time with the wind at my back. Holy (frank)balls dudes, I was flying faster than Tavares signing a Leaf contract on UFA day.
- Zezel

Did Nashville change their nickname to Leafs?

I keep thinking that if they sign Tavares, can they keep Kadri? He's not paid too much that he couldn't play 3C with some PP time, but every penny counts.

He'd go for quite a bit with that production and that sexy contract.
- gravyface

Yeah for sure they keep Kadri. They'd have more depth down the middle than Spatso's mom oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!