A madman has been spotted wandering through Newark screaming Shake and Bake.
- smellmyfinger

Someone has to class up that joint.

I believe so. Already looking ahead to Seattle?
- Wildschwein

Well, I’m just thinkn that if The expansion is 2 years on, all of russel (3 years left), sekera (3) and lucic (5) would still need to Be protected if we weren’t able to move them beforehand.
Fuking awful

I think uve gotta do full court press to get em moved asap, cause the closer we are to that expansion, the more gms’ll be considering it

Good day gents!

This will be like a midget fight!

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- OilDerek

I love all of this. Your hired!

Fully back in the lotto? Yeah I could see that...
- Iggysbff

Here's hoping, just so Fatmarsh can eat some more crow that trolling bastard..

Here's hoping, just so Fatmarsh can eat some more crow that trolling bastard..

- Flamin_Irishmin

Pace yourself. Don't want you passing out before game time.

Seems the Avs really are cancelled. Varly and EJ done.
- Iggysbff

This is why I cant have nice things

This is why I cant have nice things
- DDM-Coga

Pork roll makes the sadness taste better.

Klefbom risto
Nurse larsson
Russel benning

Not bad. 4 solid top 4 options. Teams have been realllu good in the past without a true 1, but that kind of even depth instead
- HB77

You're definitely looking at least a one for one swap of Klefbom for Ristolainen. Might even have to add but they may be desperate enough.

You're definitely looking at least a one for one swap of Klefbom for Ristolainen. Might even have to add but they may be desperate enough.
- MaximumBone

And I’d do it. Even a smaller addition .
But as I said, not adding the first along with klef or nurse. Risto isn’t so far ahead that it makes it worth it for us.

And if they’re wanting the first, sekera or bear/jones etc is as far as I’d go with the add

Pillar having an astounding start to the season. As long as he doesn't call anyone faggit again, he'll have a great season.

You're definitely looking at least a one for one swap of Klefbom for Ristolainen. Might even have to add but they may be desperate enough.
- MaximumBone

Talking about desperate. This really fat chick that i matched with on tinder was like "come (frank) me" and I was like, bro, we just matched.


Anyway I didn't want to bang a whale at 2 in the morning.

Pork roll makes the sadness taste better.
- smellmyfinger

- DDM-Coga

That looks disgusting.

And I’d do it. Even a smaller addition .
But as I said, not adding the first along with klef or nurse. Risto isn’t so far ahead that it makes it worth it for us.

And if they’re wanting the first, sekera or bear/jones etc is as far as I’d go with the add
- HB77

Yeah no way you add a first to Klef or Nurse. I’d agree maybe a small add but not much if anything.

Klefbom risto
Nurse larsson
Russel benning

Not bad. 4 solid top 4 options. Teams have been realllu good in the past without a true 1, but that kind of even depth instead
- HB77

If Klef is back healthy that is a huge upgrade from this year I think.

Pillar having an astounding start to the season. As long as he doesn't call anyone faggit again, he'll have a great season.
- Jailbait

(frank) OFF!!! The Jays have played 3 games as has practically every other team in baseball. Maybe wait until game 20 before you say who has and hasn't had a good start you (frank)ing hemorrhoid.

If Klef is back healthy that is a huge upgrade from this year I think.
- Iggysbff

If he makes better decisions with/without the puck it will be a huge upgrade, healthy or not.

That looks disgusting.
- Iggysbff

It’s heaven on a bun, put some respeck on that sandwich Iggy.

It’s heaven on a bun, put some respeck on that sandwich Iggy.
- smellmyfinger

Is that just essentially a hot dog made into a hamburger patty?

Hall with a goal!

Is that just essentially a hot dog made into a hamburger patty?
- leonkennedy

It’s better than hot dog, and usually sliced much thinner and just ketchup no mustard

It’s better than hot dog, and usually sliced much thinner and just ketchup no mustard
- smellmyfinger

So it is just a thick hot dog patty then?

So it is just a thick hot dog patty then?
- leonkennedy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_roll

A hot dog is to pork roll what a McDonalds patty is to prime rib.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_roll

A hot dog is to pork roll what a McDonalds patty is to prime rib.
- smellmyfinger

Ok sorry, I was using the wrong wording. Could I call it a Polish sausage made into a patty?