Quite simplistic answer actually. I’m brown.
- Wildschwein

What???? Like you mean a tan right? Not cause of being a sandpeople or something like that?

For every year you take lucic on the team at that price, you get the option to ban both of those failed human experiments from the site.
- Confidenceking77

Can we sign him as a coach of some sort to a lifetime contract?

- EdmHockeyMan

I wonder if women ever get preggers from whale/dolphin/fish semen?

I wonder if women ever get preggers from whale/dolphin/fish semen?
- laughs2907

How else are mermaids created?

Drake...Best Oiler ever!!!

Would you rather suffer a ruptured nut or allow JB to comment every 2nd post and not be allowed to make one complaint?
- wreckage

That's a tough one. I mean with the nut you are in serious pain, but would get some awesome drugs for a while. I'll take the busted nut as long as my stock of percocet is plentiful.

Boom Laughs buddy Drake pots one.

How else are mermaids created?
- wreckage

Mermaids... Too much fish to fry, and not enough woman to love

That's a tough one. I mean with the nut you are in serious pain, but would get some awesome drugs for a while. I'll take the busted nut as long as my stock of percocet is plentiful.
- Confidenceking77

You get a NFL calibre medical staff drugging you so you know the percs are a plenty.

Can we sign him as a coach of some sort to a lifetime contract?
- wreckage

The option to ban those two only exists while lucic is playing on the team....he can be a healthy scratch though.

You get a NFL calibre medical staff drugging you so you know the percs are a plenty.
- wreckage

Then definitely take the torn testicle. Plus that's also like taking one for the team because it means the rest of you wouldn't have to see them post.

Aberg seems to be working out.

The option to ban those two only exists while lucic is playing on the team....he can be a healthy scratch though.
- Confidenceking77

For every week you spend alone on an abandoned island with iggy and Jero, JB and salad boy are banned for 2 months. How many weeks do you voluntarily stay on the island?

Aberg seems to be working out.
- laughs2907

Drunkus Aberg has played 10 games and has 6 points.

The option to ban those two only exists while lucic is playing on the team....he can be a healthy scratch though.
- Confidenceking77

You couldn't live without me being on this site. I am the Robin to your Batman.

Drunkus Aberg has played 10 games and has 6 points.
- Jailbait

Yup... 3 last game, and 1 already tonight.

Yup... 3 last game, and 1 already tonight.
- laughs2907

Well I mean his goal was sorta bullpoop, but still. I said they got him to replace Maroon with McDavid, but Drunkus doesn't even need McDavid

For every week you spend alone on an abandoned island with iggy and Jero, JB and salad boy are banned for 2 months. How many weeks do you voluntarily stay on the island?
- wreckage

Is it like an abandoned resort? Would I be able to be drunk the whole time I'm on the island? Would Iggy and Jero have Wi-Fi so they could spend their entire vacation on the internet like usual?

Is it like an abandoned resort? Would I be able to be drunk the whole time I'm on the island? Would Iggy and Jero have Wi-Fi so they could spend their entire vacation on the internet like usual?
- Confidenceking77

It's some random island in the Philippines so it's not a resort but still awesome. You can brew your own pruno. Only Wi-Fi if dial up.

What???? Like you mean a tan right? Not cause of being a sandpeople or something like that?
- Confidenceking77

Not tanned.

The rest shall remain within the anonymity of the inter webs.

I wonder if women ever get preggers from whale/dolphin/fish semen?
- laughs2907

Doubt it. People tend to get more whale like the further you get from the coast.

(frank)ing Lucic

Doubt it. People tend to get more whale like the further you get from the coast.
- Wildschwein

I wonder if whales get STDs?

I wonder if whales get STDs?
- laughs2907

Depends. Your sister swim in the ocean much?

It's some random island in the Philippines so it's not a resort but still awesome. You can brew your own pruno. Only Wi-Fi if dial up.
- wreckage

Not sure I could do it then.