Why does the beard make a difference?
- JimmyP

Its a well known fact, that bearded men have twice the testosterone and three times the aggression found in their smooth faced counterparts.

Methinks not. He's a bad-ass mofo!

(not really sure what the beard brings to the party. just kind of going along with Schweiner)
- Isleshockeyman

Please refer to the well known fact that I totally didn't just make up on the spot.

Its a well known fact, that bearded men have twice the testosterone and three times the aggression found in their smooth faced counterparts.
- Wildschwein

You sure about that piggy?

Please refer to the well known fact that I totally didn't just make up on the spot.
- Wildschwein

I believe with a 100% degree of accuracy that you did not just make that up. I am sure you have case studies with findings that would support your statement. (unlike Tanner who just throws poop out there for reaction. Then attempts to back up said poop by utilizing fake studies or something that one of his stoned professors once said while under the influence)

You sure about that piggy?


- mdw7413

I would not attempt to fight either of those 2 if I were you, MDW. You're looking at 115 lbs of kick-your-ass (on the left) and a 135 lb keg of c-4 laced dynamite (on the right). Tread lightly, my friend.

Notice the "I'm going to fuck MDW in the ear-hole" scowl on the bald one's face

I believe with a 100% degree of accuracy that you did not just make that up. I am sure you have case studies with findings that would support your statement. (unlike Tanner who just throws poop out there for reaction. Then attempts to back up said poop by utilizing fake studies or something that one of his stoned professors once said while under the influence)
- Isleshockeyman

I will as soon as I finish fabricating them in an honest like manner.

I will as soon as I finish fabricating them in an honest like manner.
- Wildschwein

You sure about that piggy?


- mdw7413

They dress that way to lure beardless men into fights with them. Its the only way a bearded man can enjoy a bout of fisticuffs with his sober beardless brethren.

They dress that way to lure beardless men into fights with them. Its the only way a bearded man can enjoy a bout of fisticuffs with his sober beardless brethren.
- Wildschwein

I fear that MDW will soon learn of the pugilistic stylings and ass-kickings of the bearded ones in short order.

I fear that MDW will soon learn of the pugilistic stylings and ass-kickings of the bearded ones in short order.
- Isleshockeyman

Let us hope that one of our bearded brethren captures it on film.

Let us hope that one of our bearded brethren captures it on film.
- Wildschwein

- JohnScammo

Is MDW the curly haired gentleman?

Is MDW the curly haired gentleman?
- Wildschwein

Yes

I believe the shorter one is RangerDanger.

Yes

I believe the shorter one is RangerDanger.
- JohnScammo

Its a well known fact, that bearded men have twice the testosterone and three times the aggression found in their smooth faced counterparts.
- Wildschwein

Its a well know fact that men with weak jaws and chins grow beards to hide their deficiencies in a weak attempt to look as manly as their chiseled jawed beardless brethren.

Its a well know fact that men with weak jaws and chins grow beards to hide their deficiencies in a weak attempt to look as manly as their chiseled jawed beardless brethren.
- JimmyP

You saucy female dog!

I grow one because my wife is ticklish.

You saucy female dog!

I grow one because my wife is ticklish.
- Wildschwein

I don't grow one because it itches and annoys me. I don't grow a mustache because I don't want to look like a 70's pornstar.

I don't grow one because it itches and annoys me. I don't grow a mustache because I don't want to look like a 70's pornstar.
- JimmyP

I totally imagine MDW looking like a 70’s pornstar.

I totally imagine MDW looking like a 70’s pornstar.
- Wildschwein

You sure about that piggy?


- mdw7413

Who are people that (frank)ed MDW Alex

James Duffy
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@TwoTurtleDuffs
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More James Duffy Retweeted hey, i just wanna make sure you have a great day
23-year-old defensemen with over 5 goals, .45 points per game and +3.8 corsi relative for percentage since 2007-08:

Subban
Karlsson
Hedman
Jones
Weber
Hamilton
OEL
Klingberg
Pulock

Is MDW the curly haired gentleman?
- Wildschwein

I think it could be Cpt and Upstate

I would not attempt to fight either of those 2 if I were you, MDW. You're looking at 115 lbs of kick-your-ass (on the left) and a 135 lb keg of c-4 laced dynamite (on the right). Tread lightly, my friend.

Notice the "I'm going to fuck MDW in the ear-hole" scowl on the bald one's face
- Isleshockeyman

I totally imagine MDW looking like a 70’s pornstar.
- Wildschwein

Total opposite. No facial hair, eastern european complexion. It is well known fact we can't grow facial hair. When we do, its so patchy we look we had an unfortunate weed whacker accident.

As a third pair dman playing 19 mins a game on a team that basically have no defensive defenseman and a team that is setting records for goals against he's been more than serviceable. I wouldn't pencil him into a top 4 just yet.

He needs to learn how to get his shot off quicker. Takes him for ever and a day to shot and you just don't have that much time in the NHL.

BTW, I'm never wrong so:


- nyisles7

I was waiting for this gif 7.

Pulock has more work to do, but he showed good promise this year and should do even better with a real coach.