Lou: Hey Shanny, I've got Bergevin on the phone - Plekanek deal is done - just need your go ahead.

Shanny: Tell he we need him to retain 50% of the slary or we can't do the deal.

Lou: I've crunched the numbers - we don't need them to retain.

Shanny: I know - but let's not pass up the chance to screw the Habs.

Lou chuckles, takes phone off mutes:

Lou: Marc, I'm going to need you to retain 50%

Marc: I like rainbows!
- Atomic Wedgie

Wait till the Habs Bergevin that second.

I know, just exaggerating the point so it looks better
Which brings up another point. Nylander looked pretty damn good at center playing with Marner or was it just me lol
- fansince72

Yeah they looked really good. I can't believe Nylander, Marner and Matthews are Leafs.

I also can't believe the Leafs acquired a goalie from California in a trade and he's amazing.

Do we expect him in the lineup tomorrow
- dmnted

How fast would you pack your bags and get the hell out of Montreal?

Wait till the Habs Bergevin that second.
- Canada Cup

How fast would you pack your bags and get the hell out of Montreal?
- Atomic Wedgie

my order

doughty karlsson oel pietrangelo ekbad
- systemtool

My order Doughty,Ekblad,Gardiner,Karlsson,Oel

plekanec better get used to hoping for things lou lams tell him to like and hope for. like playing tomorrow if he rubs marners feet.
- systemtool

- gergeswillems

How fast would you pack your bags and get the hell out of Montreal?
- Atomic Wedgie

So fast my turtleneck would turn into a v-neck.

Habs say goodbye to Pleks...

- gergeswillems

...myers. .what a silly basturd

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BREAKING NEWS: Leafs acquire fwds Tomas Plekanec & Kyle Baun from Habs in exchange for Rinat Valiev, Kerby Rychel and TML 2018 2nd rd pick

Plekanec is one of the few players allowed to wear turtlenecks, as he was grandfathered in before NHL ruled players can't dress like dweebs

Seriously though, I cannot tolerate to wear a turtleneck, to the point where even just seeing them on other people triggers anxiety. I hope Lou has some kind of rule about that. That's gotta be one of Lou's rules, right? You can't have one guy making it about the turtleneck instead of the crest on the front.

Nurse, Hamilton, Dumba, Manson or Trouba

Which would u prefer ?
- mr.sir

Trouba
Hamilton
Nurse
Manson
Dumba

- gergeswillems

😂😂

My order Doughty,Ekblad,Gardiner,Karlsson,Oel

- fansince72

Ek's order... Adam Burt, Luke Schenn, Andrew MacDonald, Eric Desjardins

How fast would you pack your bags and get the hell out of Montreal?
- Atomic Wedgie

Plecs response. .I'm already at the franking airport

So fast my turtleneck would turn into a v-neck.
- Zezel

How shocked would we be to find out Plek wears a Richardie and not a turtleneck.

#whatsworsethanwearingaturtleneck

How shocked would we be to find out Plek wears a Richardie and not a turtleneck.

#whatsworsethanwearingaturtleneck
- Woderwick

It would make me really uncomfortable.

What's kinda funny tho. .apparently Winnipeg had a better offer on the table! ..bergy promised plecs that he'd keep him in the east. .Winnipeg has now struck out on..brassy plec and letestu
- MR.Hunter

I don't see a problem with shipping Plekanec to Winnipeg right now. You can let him fly to Florida, so he gets the airmiles, but if you hose the Jets because they have a need for Plekanec... make the deal

Plecs response. .I'm already at the franking airport
- MR.Hunter

get the car

GET THE CAR

get the car

GET THE CAR
- jimi james

Habs celebrate Pleks trade...

We have to be deleting one of our UFAs tomorrow. Lou can't be letting them all walk for nada while we get bounced in the playoffs. We are not winning the east!

It would make me really uncomfortable.
- Zezel

A richardie...lol...too funny.

Disgusting deal. (frank)ing barf. (frank) you lamariello.