Does anyone else have a burning sensation when they pee?
- mattstake

I do. GW5

That was funny about Peter Chiarelli being able to keep his job, LOLOLOL.

Kipper makes me laugh he always thinks he is the smartest guy on any panel. And cant wait for anyone else who is talking to shut up so he can correct them and tell them whats really going to happen...some of the things he comes up with are down right laughable. But he says them with a straight face and even manages to convince himself there legit! Oh my kipper you are fun to watch if for nothing else the laughs. And I really did like you during your short stint with the leafs so your ok in my books. But every now and again I wish mckenzie just come across the desk and vandenbussche you!!

The nhlpa is not a reliable source for trade rumors. But i believe this one. The oilers have one thing in advance and that is cap space.

I'll wait for free agency for Erik Karlsson thank you very much. He'd fetch a kings ransom in players, prospects and picks. Plus he's a RHD.

Teams would be looking at 2 first rounders, their top prospect, and a top 2 middle aged defenceman just to start. And that would be on the guarantee of resigning him only. If P.K. gets 9 mil a season, you damn well know he will want 9 mil or more.

Love the player but shoot for free agency or you'd be cutting off your nose to spite yourself..

I think EK needs some smelling salts..
- Flamin_Irishmin

If PK gets 9 million a year and Karlsson can get out of this funk and his game back to normal. Karlsson deserves 22.6 million a year based on pks contract.

Kipper makes me laugh he always thinks he is the smartest guy on any panel. And cant wait for anyone else who is talking to shut up so he can correct them and tell them whats really going to happen...some of the things he comes up with are down right laughable. But he says them with a straight face and even manages to convince himself there legit! Oh my kipper you are fun to watch if for nothing else the laughs. And I really did like you during your short stint with the leafs so your ok in my books. But every now and again I wish mckenzie just come across the desk and vandenbussche you!!
- Chardcore709

Kipper... Karlsson is gone. K? K? Only Tampa Bay can trade for him. K? K? Stevie Yzerman isn't giving up any roster player. K? K? They have a boat load of prospects they could afford to give up. K? K? It's going to be 6 or 7 assets going back to Ottawa. K? K? I expect Karlsson to be traded before Monday. K? K?

That's GOLD Jerry....GOLD!!!!

That's GOLD Jerry....GOLD!!!!
- Buzzo

That's not a dinner! I give you a brand new Armani suit and you can't even buy me a proper dinner?

My sister about to win a gold

Congratulations Olympic US Women's Hockey team, many hard fought periods.. blood, sweat and tears but all that work paid off! Proud of these ladies.

Congratulations Olympic US Women's Hockey team, many hard fought periods.. blood, sweat and tears but all that work paid off! Proud of these ladies.
- PhilPretzle

Dont forget chocolate and footrubs

Sun up is VERY close but I'm hearing the Oil yes believe me I said the same thing, are trying to do something about that before it's too late although a source late last night told me to get my eye back on Carolina! (E4)

Edit: Just in, looks like a done deal. The sun IS rising. Who is your daddy?

Sun up is VERY close but I'm hearing the Oil yes believe me I said the same thing, are trying to do something about that before it's too late although a source late last night told me to get my eye back on Carolina! (E4)

Edit: Just in, looks like a done deal. The sun IS rising. Who is your daddy?
- Aussiepenguin

Claude. But I've never had him take a paternity test, so maybe not. e3

Claude. But I've never had him take a paternity test, so maybe not. e3
- Njuice

Was Geno Malkin around, he IS the man.

Was Geno Malkin around, he IS the man.
- Aussiepenguin

Malkin IS the man, but he wasn't born back then, so the chances are pretty slim. But I think I'll start pretending he's my dad in real life and see how people react

Malkin IS the man, but he wasn't born back then, so the chances are pretty slim. But I think I'll start pretending he's my dad in real life and see how people react
- Njuice

You ARE score!

Kipper makes me laugh he always thinks he is the smartest guy on any panel. And cant wait for anyone else who is talking to shut up so he can correct them and tell them whats really going to happen...some of the things he comes up with are down right laughable. But he says them with a straight face and even manages to convince himself there legit! Oh my kipper you are fun to watch if for nothing else the laughs. And I really did like you during your short stint with the leafs so your ok in my books. But every now and again I wish mckenzie just come across the desk and vandenbussche you!!
- Chardcore709

You should of seen his face when Eliot Friedman had to explain to him what was a cap hit if Lupul was indeed not injured .

To the Sens from the Oilers:
Nurse
RNH
PULJUJÄRVI
2018 1st rnd pck unconditional
2019 1st rnd pck top 5 protected then it become 1st rnd pck on 2020
2020 2nd rnd pck if Karlsson resigns in Edmonton

To the Oilers from the Sens:
Karlsson
Ryan with 15% retained by the Sens.

Drai would have to go because of his preemptively high contract.

If I was Ottawa I would insist on taking him in the deal.

Everyone remembers ChiaPete traded Hall and only got Larsson in return right?

Can't even imagine what kind of package he'd put together to get Karlson.

To the Sens from the Oilers:
Nurse
RNH
PULJUJÄRVI
2018 1st rnd pck unconditional
2019 1st rnd pck top 5 protected then it become 1st rnd pck on 2020
2020 2nd rnd pck if Karlsson resigns in Edmonton

To the Oilers from the Sens:
Karlsson
Ryan with 15% retained by the Sens.
- zazzle

This is the most reasonable package I've seen. It would still need to exchange Draisaitl for RNH, which would be necessary for the Oilers to fit for Cap reasons, but also the asset, Ottawa would most covet in a deal like this.

This is the most reasonable package I've seen. It would still need to exchange Draisaitl for RNH, which would be necessary for the Oilers to fit for Cap reasons, but also the asset, Ottawa would most covet in a deal like this.
- InSutterWeTrust

In general I would agree, but gotta think good chance Oilers are one of the 10 teams on EK's no trade list.

Dont forget chocolate and footrubs
- Cloud

... and don't forget lots of powerplays. they help too.

To the Sens from the Oilers:
Nurse
RNH
PULJUJÄRVI
2018 1st rnd pck unconditional
2019 1st rnd pck top 5 protected then it become 1st rnd pck on 2020
2020 2nd rnd pck if Karlsson resigns in Edmonton

To the Oilers from the Sens:
Karlsson
Ryan with 15% retained by the Sens.
- zazzle

HUH? Not even Chia is that (frank)ing stupid!

Why would Lucic waive to go to Ottawa??

Do you people use your brains at all?
- Iggysbff

No. If they did, then they would know that any Chiarelli contract always has NMC/NTC clauses in it.