Jagr played his first game, and scored his first goal before I was born...I’m 27.
- Steven_Seagull

Jagr scored his first goal when I was in high school. I'm 27 too. I was born in a leap year.

- Steven_Seagull

I've been at my current job 4 years longer than you've been alive....

My lord, my hockey equipment could be your dad.
- Woderwick

Can you be my dad?

Can you be my dad?
- gergeswillems

Will it cost me anything?

I've been at my current job 4 years longer than you've been alive....
- Woderwick

Retire already, Moses....

A good hyman is always good to have.
- gergeswillems

Will it cost me anything?
- Woderwick

Your soul. No big deal.

Jagr scored his first goal when I was in high school. I'm 27 too. I was born in a leap year.
- gergeswillems

I've been at my current job 4 years longer than you've been alive....
- Woderwick

Suck it, old man.

Retire already, Moses....
- SofaKingBored

Retire already, Moses....
- SofaKingBored

As soon as I'm finished building my boat, Ark II. Taking longer than I thought cuz I lost the blueprints of the first one.

Can you be my daddy?
- gergeswillems

Hawt

As soon as I'm finished building my boat, Ark II. Taking longer than I thought cuz I lost the blueprints of the first one.
- Woderwick

That was Noah.

Retire already, Moses....
- SofaKingBored

He should retire. He already led Matthews out of the desert.

Your soul. No big deal.
- gergeswillems

My first wife got that in the divorce. It came with a house.

My first wife got that in the divorce. It came with a house.
- Woderwick

Shrewd.

That was Noah.
- Steven_Seagull

Did you just assume his religion?

That was Noah.
- Steven_Seagull

You are a sharp bird. I've got two people on here with that since I joined. Damn you smartie bird...damn you.

As soon as I'm finished building my boat, Ark II. Taking longer than I thought cuz I lost the blueprints of the first one.
- Woderwick

It's in your 2500 year old hockey bag which smells like The Last Supper.

Did you just assume his religion?
- SofaKingBored

Catholic...why?

Did you just assume his religion?
- SofaKingBored

No. I assumed his senility.

Catholic...why?
- Woderwick

May Allah be with you...

You are a sharp bird. I've got two people on here with that since I joined. Damn you smartie bird...damn you.
- Woderwick

The OT stories were the only things I payed attention to as a kid. I checked out at talking snake.

It's in your 2500 year old hockey bag which smells like The Last Supper.
- gergeswillems

Speaking of hockey bags...I had to retire my shoulder pads this year...had them since midget. I thought there was still some material and padding there, but turns out it was just layers of mold.

May Allah be with you...
- SofaKingBored

Iafrate?