Mcdonagh and OEL and Seth Jones to the Leafs for AHLers, UFAs, and GardinOrr.
-some Leafs fans

Mcdonagh and OEL and Seth Jones to the Leafs for AHLers, UFAs, and GardinOrr.
-some Leafs fans
- BestRapperAlive

In order for a roomer to be legit, there must be a conditional 3rd round pick involved.

Even better if said 3rd round pick is lottery protected.

Your work is far more entertaining than 95% of the content here. We need a season pass for you.
- poisondhearts37

I'm grateful for your compliment. Saying this may get you banned. I'm very much hated by Ek and the mods. Not that it breaks my heart any.

I just received a text from Ken Holland. He's very close to trading Jimmy Howard to the Isles for Halak, Ryder and a 2nd. He's also close to trading Mrazek to the Flyers for a conditional 3rd round pick.

The condition is that Eklund promises never to ever again proclaim to have any hockey knowledge of the Western Conference. More to come. Stay tuned. Yes Ek, I'm still a douchebag.

I'm grateful for your compliment. Saying this may get you banned. I'm very much hated by Ek and the mods. Not that it breaks my heart any.

I just received a text from Ken Holland. He's very close to trading Jimmy Howard to the Isles for Halak, Ryder and a 2nd. He's also close to trading Mrazek to the Flyers for a conditional 3rd round pick.

The condition is that Eklund promises never to ever again proclaim to have any hockey knowledge of the Western Conference. More to come. Stay tuned. Yes Ek, I'm still a douchebag.
- gergeswillems

long live the douche

Mcdonagh and OEL and Seth Jones to the Leafs for AHLers, UFAs, and GardinOrr.
-some Leafs fans
- BestRapperAlive

Rangers, Coyotes, Blue Jackets will have to add.

long live the douche
- PapaSquat

Until my next ban. 😉

Until my next ban. 😉
- gergeswillems

You must save some of these roomers before they gets the deletes

You must save some of these roomers before they gets the deletes
- PapaSquat

I'm currently chasing a Leafs-Seattle blockbuster involving The Bozek.

I'm currently chasing a Leafs-Seattle blockbuster involving The Bozek.
- gergeswillems

Is your source a hipster coffee shop guy?

Is your source a hipster coffee shop guy?
- glove_was_stuck

How did you know?
He once dated Shania Twain in Bern, Switzerland. He's best friends with Roger Federer and Martina Hingis. They once toured Europe, with the music group Europe. Their title song was This is the Final Countdown to Mike Green's last day as a Red Wing. It was HUGE.

Eklund: Leafs/Rangers working on a "Major Deal." Third Team Involved?
- Eklund

I joined in 2007...11 years of Ek reporting a 3 way deal being discussed has to come true eventualy, right?

I joined in 2007...11 years of Ek reporting a 3 way deal being discussed has to come true eventualy, right?
- Deeps27

Just like Ek's hopes of having a 3some

I joined in 2007...11 years of Ek reporting a 3 way deal being discussed has to come true eventualy, right?
- Deeps27

It did. Ek broke the Duchene trade. In other news, I once dated Jessica Biel and beat Sergei Fedorov and Pavel Bure in a fastest skater competition. #IheartAnna

Just like Ek's hopes of having a 3some
- PapaSquat

With Mike and Russ? GROSS. IF. TRUE.

Why is Rick Nash priced so high on the market??
Like seriously?

The guy who covers the rangers Larry Brooks said NYR asking price for Nash is Eeli Tolvanen who is a top 5 prospect...... like WTF


Nash sucks.

How did you know?
He once dated Shania Twain in Bern, Switzerland. He's best friends with Roger Federer and Martina Hingis. They once toured Europe, with the music group Europe. Their title song was This is the Final Countdown to Mike Green's last day as a Red Wing. It was HUGE.
- gergeswillems

HUMANGOUS BIG! Are they into German shiza porn?

Why is Rick Nash priced so high on the market??
Like seriously?

The guy who covers the rangers Larry Brooks said NYR asking price for Nash is Eeli Tolvanen who is a top 5 prospect...... like WTF


Nash sucks.
- classic321

Just give up Boeser for him. NBD. It's Ricky (frank)ing Nash guy

HUMANGOUS BIG! Are they into German shiza porn?
- glove_was_stuck

My Seattle source has told me that Draisaitl is a very weird dude. Very good hockey player though.

Why is Rick Nash priced so high on the market??
Like seriously?

The guy who covers the rangers Larry Brooks said NYR asking price for Nash is Eeli Tolvanen who is a top 5 prospect...... like WTF


Nash sucks.
- classic321

I guess that's what Brooksy is sayin'? I just hope Nash can get it through his head before he gets beaten up at the bus stop on his way out of Manhattan.

I'm still keeping one eye on Carolina and the other eye on Gudbranson. How about Gudbranson gets traded for Johnson and a 1st?
- gergeswillems

Gudbranson is a glue guy. Fair deal.

- blacksheep1

If he says it's wrong, then it's probably right.

My Seattle source has told me that Draisaitl is a very weird dude. Very good hockey player though.
- gergeswillems

Kia Nurse confirms Drai is into some weird poop.

Gudbranson is a glue guy. Fair deal.
- Iggysbff

Yes. Glue guy beats Corsi guy every time. But what if you have a Corsi Glue guy? Do you call up Bergy and offer Weber?

"complicated" means: remember this is an Ek rumor; so it's false.

Yes. Glue guy beats Corsi guy every time. But what if you have a Corsi Glue guy? Do you call up Bergy and offer Weber?
- gergeswillems

Ah the unicorn. Yes Bergy is the man to call.