Which is more possible? Middlebust doing a pull up or Augello buying a new sweater?
- gergeswillems

Is there a reason you refer to him as Middelbust? Or are you just a complete moron? Just wondering... K, thanks!

Is there a reason you refer to him as Middelbust? Or are you just a complete moron? Just wondering... K, thanks!
- Dukey3030

I really am a complete moron.

I really am a complete moron.
- gergeswillems

GARTH'S CORNER: Tomas Hurtl
- garth

i hate that i chuckled at this title

I really am a complete moron.
- gergeswillems

Tomas 'Hurt'a-litl?

Done already you missed it

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...ost_id=90956&blogger_id=6
- vols94

No...that was for Lehner....I am waiting for the Evander Kane to Calgary to play goal blog.

No...that was for Lehner....I am waiting for the Evander Kane to Calgary to play goal blog.
- bullethead7

Life in the Fast Kane?

The Calgary Flams are mising their numer one golie Mike Smith. Thir playof hopes hang in the balance.

Enter Evander Kane. The versatile winger has proven that he is a complet hockey player. Desperate times call for desperat measures. Kane can used Ably for the Flames.

The price to acuire such a talened superstar in his prime will not be chap. GMJB will most certanly start with Matthew Tkachuk. He is the perfect copliment for Generational Superstar Jack Eichel.

New Garf blog...Garden Variety Trade?

The Toronto Maple Leafs suffered a major setback in their Stanley Cup journey. Young top 4 defenseman Jake Gardiner took a vicious slash to the junk in last night's tilt versus the rival Columbus Blue Jackets. He might be lost for the season. A devastating blow to the playoff virgin Leafs.

The Leafs and the Sabres have been recently talking trade despite being division rivals. SABRES GM Jason Botterill is in prime position to add a treasure trove of assets for his valued trade chips. GMJB has a Jasoncy of assets with which to deal.

LEAFS GM Lou Lamoriello is an old gunslinger from the NHL's old Wild West days. Will Lou Holliday out gun Jason Crockett? GMJB needs to chase a defenseman out of the OK Corral and his name could be Zach Bogosian. Bogosian is currently injured right now but I'm told from a close source that he could be "ready to go come playoffs."

The Leafs are under a lot of pressure to make some noise in the playoffs this season. Colossal giants and Cup favorites Tampa Bay and Boston will be huge favorites against this young and inexperienced playoff virgin Leafs squad.

Enter Zach Bogosian. A former high first round pick with a plethora of NHL experience would be perfect for the greenhorn Leafs. Bogo is the perfect fit for Leafs head coach Mike Babcock who loves his players to play a "heavy game."

One NHL scout I recently talked to told me that "whichever team gets Zach Bogosian could be getting the next Brad Stuart." Remember it was Mike Babcock who begged Red Wings GM Ken Holland back in 2008 to acquire the heavy playing Stuart. This move was the final piece added to the eventual Cup winning Red Wings team.

Could history repeat itself for the playoff virgin Leafs? It may very well could. Such a player will certainly cost a high premium to acquire...

Enter William Nylander. The lesser talented brother of Alex, William boasts exactly what GMJB is looking for. Possessing game changing skill who can compliment NHL Generational superstar, Jack Eichel.

By the time the Sabres are ready to contend for the Stanley Cup, and be the NHL's next Dynasty, they could boast a Superline which has not been seen since the old Flyers "Legion of Doom" line of Leclair - Lindros-Renberg. A legendary line of Nylander - Eichel - Nylander would be Epic for the ages.

The Leafs need to make this move now to make their lofty playoff aspirations possible. Injuries are tough this time of year. Before the snake enters the Garden, Lou Lamoriello needs to cut the head off before it poisons the rest of the playoff virgin Leafs.

His name is Zach Bogosian and he could very well end the Toronto Maple Leafs half century Stanley Cup drought. Go and get him Lou. Bogo is not your Garden Variety defenseman.
- gergeswillems

You stole Garth's ideas for his next blog. Now he has to come up with another one . He is taking longer than usual for his next one.

You stole Garth's ideas for his next blog. Now he has to come up with another one . He is taking longer than usual for his next one.
- PghPens668771

Yes. I really do think we stole his thunder. 😉

I don't want Kane...he has a significant lack of character and will disrupt any locker room, regardless of whatever skill he has....
The price for Nash is too high as well given that he is older, a rental, and has always been a playoff disappointment. He is not a piece to take you to a Cup.
Doug is better off waiting for the off season to acquire talent for long term improvement of the team

Yes. I really do think we stole his thunder. 😉
- gergeswillems

Good grief man, when do you find time for Netflix??

Good grief man, when do you find time for Netflix??
- Paulfromny

Usually midnight to 8 AM, Augello. Same time you do. Buy a new sweater.

Oh oh Oilers goalie got hurt

Cue up the blog about calling buffalo for RL in exchange for a treasure trove of assets

Oh oh Oilers goalie got hurt

Cue up the blog about calling buffalo for RL in exchange for a treasure trove of assets
- gamisou23

This helps their tank for Dahlin. No need for Lehner. But Garf would likely be offering the Oilers Lehner, Samson Reinhart and Kane for McDavid and Draisaitl.

Garth, how about ROR and Kane for Necas and Hannifan?