not you! ..BIRD! ...I swear your like my wife. .always ruins my fun!
- MR.Hunter

At least you have sun


😩😩😩😩😩

At least you have sun


😩😩😩😩😩
- BreathLeafs2015

Fun stupid autocorrect

Congrats! Do you know who the father is?
- Steven_Seagull

could be anyone on here.



well, except for hoho. he couldn't get it up.

not you! ..BIRD! ...I swear your like my wife. .always ruins my fun!
- MR.Hunter

And just like your wife, I’ve never climaxed because of you.




Happy Valentine’s Day, hon.

could be anyone on here.



well, except for hoho. he couldn't get it up.
- Tumbleweed

You’re not his hat, that’s why.

You’re not his hat, that’s why.
- Steven_Seagull

This explains why we haven’t seen UG around.
- Steven_Seagull

nah... its simpler than that...

he was up late last night apparently... got to school late this morning - had detention and missed the normal bus home

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#CBJ Matt Calvert, budding headline writer, on the Air Canada Centre’s scoreboard: “So they can’t get it up on Valentine’s Day?”

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#CBJ Matt Calvert, budding headline writer, on the Air Canada Centre’s scoreboard: “So they can’t get it up on Valentine’s Day?”
- BreathLeafs2015

nah... "she got stuck going down for a cleaning"

ro reafs ro!

A recording says, “If you don't return the call, you will have to face the legal consequences.”
- BreathLeafs2015

I'd rather be spanked

Fun stupid autocorrect
- BreathLeafs2015

Is that the sound you make or the poster??
- Roadrunner75

Both

And just like your wife, I’ve never climaxed because of you.




Happy Valentine’s Day, hon.
- Steven_Seagull

Awe. ....that's sweet ...thank you!

Go figure? Crack pot nonsense

I get a phone call to my cell phone don’t recognize number so I let it go to answering machine.

Prerecorded message to me
“A recording says, “If you don't return the call, you will have to face the legal consequences.”
Did not say who they are. Did not say my name
Did not say what it is about?

Anyone get this?
- BreathLeafs2015

Got 1 on my home phone....good thing i called back and gave them my visa # - phew

Awe. ....that's sweet ...thank you!
- MR.Hunter

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#CBJ Matt Calvert, budding headline writer, on the Air Canada Centre’s scoreboard: “So they can’t get it up on Valentine’s Day?”
- BreathLeafs2015

Hey that sounds like the bird! ..oh wait that was me ..have a great night guys! ..you too bird

- Steven_Seagull

..have a great night bud!

..have a great night bud!
- MR.Hunter

You too.

You too.
- Steven_Seagull

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Word is the ACC scoreboard is moving in the right direction.
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Phil Kessel


2017-2018 Regular Season

GP G A P +/-
58 24 42 66

He’ll get 100 points
Gotta love it!!❤️❤️🤪🤪💥

Phil Kessel


2017-2018 Regular Season

GP G A P +/-
58 24 42 66

He’ll get 100 points
Gotta love it!!❤️❤️🤪🤪💥
- BreathLeafs2015

Best 40 goal scorer to never score 40...

Phil Kessel


2017-2018 Regular Season

GP G A P +/-
58 24 42 66

He’ll get 100 points
Gotta love it!!❤️❤️🤪🤪💥
- BreathLeafs2015

Maybe, but that's on pace for 94.

WTH was that Hockey Central Tonight opening. Not drunk enough for that shyte