He's pretty much the statistically worst forward in the league 5v5 in every way. It's hella impressive. And over the last 3 years he's the worst PP scoring forward in the NHL, but has been a mainstay in a PP scoring role. His PK GA/60 is over 20 goals and is the worst in NHL (Flip 5th worst over 50 minutes yay). Put in perspective, the 20th worst PKer has half that GA/60. He has a solid argument for being the worst player in the NHL having played as much as he has.

But he has defenders here. And the coach keeps on playing him. Can't write this poop.

Actually you can it goes, "💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩."
- Mononoke

Solid veteran

Since you can't do that on here. I'm living rent free.
- MJL

Solid veteran
- Giroux_Is_God

Solid, like a healthy poop.

Solid, like a healthy poop.
- BiggE

Like a 3 on the bristol stool chart. It's what we all strive for

Since you can't do that on here. I'm living rent free.
- MJL

Like a 3 on the bristol stool chart. It's what we all strive for
- Giroux_Is_God

Yup, the math checks out

Like a 3 on the bristol stool chart. It's what we all strive for
- Giroux_Is_God

sometimes we all need a 7 to remind us that we're not special

sometimes we all need a 7 to remind us that we're not special
- Mordecai

either that or you have c diff. There's drugs for that.

either that or you have c diff. There's drugs for that.
- Giroux_Is_God

i'm here for a good time not a long time

i'm here for a good time not a long time
- Mordecai

if you got c diff you're here for a long time

if you got c diff you're here for a long time
- Giroux_Is_God

but i'm not an elderly inpatient nor a hospital worker

nor do i often wipe my ass barehanded then stick it in my mouth

but i'm not an elderly inpatient nor a hospital worker

nor do i often wipe my ass barehanded then stick it in my mouth
- Mordecai

not with that attitude

not with that attitude
- Giroux_Is_God

challenge accepted

challenge accepted
- Mordecai

Now you're talking

Saturday night's alright for feces talk.

Saturday night's alright for feces talk.
- Mononoke

It all started with Lehtera

omg

- Nucker101

an ARI win in any fashion or loss in OT puts the Nucks in last place (kinda)

#supportthetank

- Nucker101

an ARI win in any fashion or loss in OT puts the Nucks in last place (kinda)

#supportthetank
- Mordecai

people think the antichrist is going to be some sort of cunning, manipulative, evil genius fella.

in reality, it's probably going to be some billionaire's kid who is so disconnected from regular society that he accidentally causes a global genocide and is left to repopulate the earth with Landsbergfan and his "family" of mutant goats


like this guy for example

http://digg.com/2017/wyatt-ingraham-koch-shirts

"The son of one of the Koch brothers sells ugly shirts, has no apparent self awareness."
- Mordecai

Really? I mean seriously! If anyone's kid causes the apocalypse it's gonna be a spawn of Satan from George Soros.

- Mononoke

Who in our cool kids club is who in this gif?

Really? I mean seriously! If anyone's kid causes the apocalypse it's gonna be a spawn of Sagan from George Soros.
- bird_dog_pa

i had no idea Carl Sagan and George Soros had a child together

- Mononoke