Reason #548 I will never eat sushi..

A Fresno man with a daily sushi habit had a 5 1/2-foot tapeworm lodged in his intestines

Reason #548 I will never eat sushi..

A Fresno man with a daily sushi habit had a 5 1/2-foot tapeworm lodged in his intestines
- mdw7413

bet it kept him skinny lol

Reason #548 I will never eat sushi..

A Fresno man with a daily sushi habit had a 5 1/2-foot tapeworm lodged in his intestines
- mdw7413

Or you know....you could have it but just not eat it every single day until you get tapeworms or mercury poisoning

Robby Anderson, class act

bet it kept him skinny lol
- NYRangers1124

Or you know....you could have it but just not eat it every single day until you get tapeworms or mercury poisoning
- eichiefs9

You can get tape worm from just 1 wrong serving though.. My food better be cooked.

You can get tape worm from just 1 wrong serving though.. My food better be cooked.
- mdw7413

goin out for sushi tngiht thanks brooooo

You can get tape worm from just 1 wrong serving though.. My food better be cooked.
- mdw7413

I've had plenty of sushi and one look would be enough to tell you I don't have a tapeworm!!!

I've had plenty of sushi and one look would be enough to tell you I don't have a tapeworm!!!
- Tonybere

Or you have a whole colony of them?

goin out for sushi tngiht thanks brooooo
- NYRangers1124

Make sure you ask for extra worms.

You can get tape worm from just 1 wrong serving though.. My food better be cooked.
- mdw7413

Is this how you like your steak?

You can get tape worm from just 1 wrong serving though.. My food better be cooked.
- mdw7413

Soooo,

Sushi is bad for you and pork roll is good for you. Got it.

Is this how you like your steak?


- JRR1285

When I was serving back while in college, I had a guy order a $65 steak and ask for it Pittsburgh, well done. I told him no. Lol. I said I could save him money if he was willing to eat my shoe!!

goin out for sushi tngiht thanks brooooo
- NYRangers1124

Is this how you like your steak?


- JRR1285

Hell no. I like a medium rare. But that still gets to temperature to kill anything.

Soooo,

Sushi is bad for you and pork roll is good for you. Got it.
- Tonybere

I said a few pages back could we all agree he’s sucked the last few months but put an asterisk bc of the injury. No one wanted to agree so he just sucks.
- nyrangers9479

He far from sucks, he's going to be a great Ranger and these (frank)ing idiots comparing him to Redden can (frank) off

He far from sucks, he's going to be a great Ranger and these (frank)ing idiots comparing him to Redden can (frank) off
- KreiderBomb

October:
AV: Shat, doc says you hurt your knee...maybe you should have surgury.
Shat: Coach, lick my balls, if I go for surgery now nyranger9479 is gonna call me a puss on that hockeybuzz blog.
AV: gum chewing noise

November:
AV: Shat, you are still putting up points but your defensive game is going down hill.
Shat: Coach, lick my balls, I am playing my ass off but if you could shelter some of my minutes I may be able to fly under the radar in that comment section.
AV: gum chewing noise

December:
AV: Shat, your entire game has gone to hell and I have started reading that Hockeybuzz website...some of those guys know their sh!t...did you read that Chief's wife left him...anyways I think this injury is catching up with you.
Shat: Coach, lick my balls. the Winter Classic is coming up and we are still winning games, I know Burton is in full sell mode but Jimbo still believes is us.
AV: gum chewing noise

January:
Shat: Coach, I can't take it anymore. I'm not scoring and some of the guys are really writing scathing and hurtful things. More and more guys on the buzz think this season is lost. Maybe it's time I have that surgery.
AV: Shat, lick my balls.
Shat: gum chewing noise
- climbdenali12

You're a goddamn genius, Messner!!!

*chuckles and giggles x9479*

Um, excuse me. But, I was told by Norway Pete that I had the post of the year (on Jan. 3!!! )
- Tonybere

I'm sure I said it just because I like you, Tony

He's Norwegian, it's invalid.
- JRR1285

hey, we won double in the Super-G in Kitzbühel today

Zucc took 2 penalties last night also, but bc his didn’t result in goals it’s ok?
- nyrangers9479

Zuke has done a few things last few years that makes it more ok for him to (frank) up once in a while - than when 'No brains Smitty' does it! Capiche?

Jim??
- Tonybere

that's gonna piss him off...

funny you should ask.. just got his testicles stolen from him about an hour ago
- mrn22

ouch

I doubt that is why his game was average.. As I said previously, St Louis or Washington would have resigned him if he was worth the $$. Hes not, even with the "hometown discount"... He basically came here for an early retirement...
- jacksonNYR

not bad!