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Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jan 15 @ 8:22 PM ET
Babcock exercises naked, wearing only his Cup ring and gold medals.
- Zezel





Babcock is the hockey coach version of Chuck Norris.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 15 @ 8:27 PM ET


Babcock is the hockey coach version of Chuck Norris.

- Thecakeisalie

Lol

How many pushups can he do? None, because when he presses the Earth moves down.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 15 @ 8:28 PM ET
You must really respect this Stephen Burtch's opinion on Martin's 3 games of play after returning from an injury that kept him out half a season.

At least even he is honest enough to point out the data is based off of only 59 minutes of 5v5 time. That's what statisticians like to call a small sample size.
If there's one thing I learned from James Tanner it's that it takes at least a whole season (sometimes several depending on circumstances) to properly evaluate anything. Unless it doesn't, of course. Hmm. I think I need to check with Tanner again. I'm confused.

Look, I really don't have much invested in this argument. It's not like we're getting Martin at this point, but deciding he's suddenly poop after 3 games while returning in the middle of the season from an injury that kept him out almost 40 games seems rather silly.

- Thecakeisalie

It seems to me that the Sharks - the team most qualified to assess Martin - have decided he is poop.

babcockblows
Location: Toronto
Joined: 07.11.2015

Jan 15 @ 8:29 PM ET
Kool Aid Man would run right through Archangel. Kool Aid Man can run through brick walls and dispense cool refreshing beverages. What can Archangel do? Fly over to Apocalypse's fort and suck his Richard.
- Zezel


You had me until the last comment. Archangel is not a gay.
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jan 15 @ 8:30 PM ET
It seems to me that the Sharks - the team most qualified to assess Martin - have decided he is poop.
- Atomic Wedgie


True enough. But in that case any player that is ever demoted or traded is poop, and we know that isn't always the case.

Besides, I have it on good authority that a lot of the GM's in the NHL are incompetent and an amateur blogger/statistician could do just as good a job.
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jan 15 @ 8:33 PM ET
You had me until the last comment. Archangel is not a gay.
- babcockblows


Isn't he? Maybe he's just waiting for the right guy to come along and help him fully emerge from that closet.

Why aren't there more gay superheroes? Like the ambiguously gay duo? Those guys were great.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 15 @ 8:34 PM ET
You had me until the last comment. Archangel is not a gay.
- babcockblows


Dude look at his oufit.
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Jan 15 @ 8:35 PM ET
Even at his age he's probably better then most of our D.

( Not the PM of Canada Paul Martin )

- annoyed

Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 15 @ 8:36 PM ET
Isn't he? Maybe he's just waiting for the right guy to come along and help him fully emerge from that closet.

Why aren't there more gay superheroes? Like the ambiguously gay duo? Those guys were great.

- Thecakeisalie

The Human Torch was pretty flaming.

babcockblows
Location: Toronto
Joined: 07.11.2015

Jan 15 @ 8:37 PM ET
Kool-Aid man is hardcore. Can Archangel break through concrete walls?



I didn't think so.

- Thecakeisalie


The new NHL does not support any action that causes head injuries of any sort. Running through walls causes head injuries. Concussions are derived from head injuries. Ipso facto Kool-Aid man is a dinosaur who could never be involved with the NHL today.

Warren Worthington the III is a billionaire who could buy any NHL franchise he wants... and does not create head injuries for himself on a daily basis.

Archangel therefore is better because he can be a part of the NHL while Kool-Aid man cannot.

Case closed.
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Jan 15 @ 8:37 PM ET
Dude look at his oufit.
- Zezel



Its what's inside that matters u superficial kunt....

Sorry b'y.


babcockblows
Location: Toronto
Joined: 07.11.2015

Jan 15 @ 8:39 PM ET
Isn't he? Maybe he's just waiting for the right guy to come along and help him fully emerge from that closet.

Why aren't there more gay superheroes? Like the ambiguously gay duo? Those guys were great.

- Thecakeisalie


Oh there is, and fittingly enough he's from Quebec.

Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jan 15 @ 8:41 PM ET
Its what's inside that matters u superficial kunt....

Sorry b'y.



- Fruitcakenipple


Inside the outfit? So...are you talking about his package? That's just crude b'y.
Rayzorray
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sudbury , ON
Joined: 06.16.2017

Jan 15 @ 8:42 PM ET
OEL can be had I say we go for it he is the top 4 d we've been waiting for and most resign with the team they are with
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Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jan 15 @ 8:46 PM ET
The new NHL does not support any action that causes head injuries of any sort. Running through walls causes head injuries. Concussions are derived from head injuries. Ipso facto Kool-Aid man is a dinosaur who could never be involved with the NHL today.

Warren Worthington the III is a billionaire who could buy any NHL franchise he wants... and does not create head injuries for himself on a daily basis.

Archangel therefore is better because he can be a part of the NHL while Kool-Aid man cannot.

Case closed.

- babcockblows


I'm sure some NHL'ers like to drink Kool-aid. So there. Besides, I'm pretty sure Kool-aid man makes contact with the shoulder, not the head.
Okay, upon further investigation I'm pretty sure he makes contact with either his stomache, or his groin. Kinky Kool-aid man.

(frank) why do I struggle with embedding video's every damn time. Here's the link. (frank) it.

https://youtu.be/nBeUGqeYsQg
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 15 @ 8:53 PM ET
Its what's inside that matters u superficial kunt....

Sorry b'y.



- Fruitcakenipple

Inside him is about a gallon of evil mutant jizz.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 15 @ 8:53 PM ET
Oh there is, and fittingly enough he's from Quebec.


- babcockblows

Oh yeah Northstar! Sweet!
walshyleafsfan
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I really don't care about Nylander, I really hope he gets injured and is out - Makita
Joined: 07.14.2011

Jan 15 @ 8:58 PM ET
Imagine trading Sergachev for Drouin
Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Jan 15 @ 9:00 PM ET
Inside him is about a gallon of evil mutant jizz.
- Zezel

Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Jan 15 @ 9:00 PM ET
Imagine trading Sergachev for Drouin
- walshyleafsfan



Good one..

no one stupid enough to do that b'y
Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014

Jan 15 @ 9:01 PM ET
Isn't he? Maybe he's just waiting for the right guy to come along and help him fully emerge from that closet.

Why aren't there more gay superheroes? Like the ambiguously gay duo? Those guys were great.

- Thecakeisalie


Aren't most super heros gay?

I mean what was up with batman and robin?
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Jan 15 @ 9:01 PM ET
How is the review in the Montreal game taking so long? His foot is in the air. It's offside.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Jan 15 @ 9:03 PM ET
How is the review in the Montreal game taking so long? His foot is in the air. It's offside.
- GreatGigInTheSky


Finally.
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jan 15 @ 9:13 PM ET
Aren't most super heros gay?

I mean what was up with batman and robin?

- Tumbleweed


It's not gay if he's your sidekick.
Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014

Jan 15 @ 9:34 PM ET
It's not gay if he's your sidekick.
- Thecakeisalie




I need the gull to confirm or deny this
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