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Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:13 PM ET
That explains the affinity for young women
- freelancer


Freelancer dropping bombs!
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:14 PM ET
You're 6'2" and you exaggerated your weight by 15lbs like all people do. 175lbs at 6'2" is skinny. Don't worry though, at least you're skinny on your own terms and don't have a broad making you go on 6 juice cleanses a year like Iggy does.
- Confidenceking77

Believe whatever you want, I guess I know I'm ~6'3 and ~190 (give or take 5 pounds based off recent dietary habits). If I dropped my body fat percentage, I should be able to hit 175, but that's require virtually no pizza, Mac n cheese or hamburgers so (frank) that noise!
Confidenceking77
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Confidence Capital, BC
Joined: 12.24.2017

Jan 9 @ 10:15 PM ET
Oh I dare mother(frank)er! I dare bigly!
- Wildschwein

You just wait. Someday somebody is going to start a movement against people like you.
#GingerLivesMatterToo
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:17 PM ET
You just wait. Someday somebody is going to start a movement against people like you.
#GingerLivesMatterToo

- Confidenceking77


Said nobody ever.
Confidenceking77
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Confidence Capital, BC
Joined: 12.24.2017

Jan 9 @ 10:17 PM ET
Believe whatever you want, I guess I know I'm ~6'3 and ~190 (give or take 5 pounds based off recent dietary habits). If I dropped my body fat percentage, I should be able to hit 175, but that's require virtually no pizza, Mac n cheese or hamburgers so (frank) that noise!
- MaximumBone

6'3" 190 sounds kinda skinny
But you're a kid so you can eat whatever you want and not worry about your weight like old (frank)ers like Iggy have to.
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Jan 9 @ 10:17 PM ET
Believe whatever you want, I guess I know I'm ~6'3 and ~190 (give or take 5 pounds based off recent dietary habits). If I dropped my body fat percentage, I should be able to hit 175, but that's require virtually no pizza, Mac n cheese or hamburgers so (frank) that noise!
- MaximumBone

6’3?! Fukin hell bro.


I’m like 5’10. Remind to not chirp u too hard going forward in case u find me on the streets of van and beat me to a pulp

But cereal, u keep eating all those burgers and pizza and u won’t be able to catch me anyways
Confidenceking77
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Confidence Capital, BC
Joined: 12.24.2017

Jan 9 @ 10:18 PM ET
Said nobody ever.
- Wildschwein

Well apparently you have never visited the site jumponaginger.com
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:20 PM ET
6’3?! Fukin hell bro.


I’m like 5’10. Remind to not chirp u too hard going forward in case u find me on the streets of van and beat me to a pulp

But cereal, u keep eating all those burgers and pizza and u won’t be able to catch me anyways

- HB77


I figured you’d be about 5’5. Always being so angry and all.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:21 PM ET
Well apparently you have never visited the site jumponaginger.com
- Confidenceking77


Will be doing so shortly.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:22 PM ET
HOLY poop! TIED IT UP!
Confidenceking77
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Confidence Capital, BC
Joined: 12.24.2017

Jan 9 @ 10:23 PM ET
I figured you’d be about 5’5. Always being so angry and all.
- Wildschwein

Good call. HB77 totally has Napoleon syndrome.
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:23 PM ET
Nobody has met the Bone

and lived to tell about it.

- Aetherial

Yeah they were all blinded by the paleness of my thighs and then stunned into a vegetative state. Theyre still "alive" persay; just not sure if being comatose really qualifies as "alive".
Sean Maloughney
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton
Joined: 09.26.2010

Jan 9 @ 10:24 PM ET
Yeah they were all blinded by the paleness of my thighs and then stunned into a vegetative state. Theyre still "alive" persay; just not sure if being comatose really qualifies as "alive".
- MaximumBone

Aaaah do you too have the powers of the Irish?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:25 PM ET
Yeah they were all blinded by the paleness of my thighs and then stunned into a vegetative state. Theyre still "alive" persay; just not sure if being comatose really qualifies as "alive".
- MaximumBone


Legally yes. That’s the important thing.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:25 PM ET
Aaaah do you too have the powers of the Irish?
- freelancer


Are all you (frank)ers gingers?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:26 PM ET
HOLY poop! TIED IT UP!
- Wildschwein


And nope. (frank) everything Oilers.
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Jan 9 @ 10:27 PM ET
His foot was off the ice, but that not why they threw the challenge. it was just a hail Mary just cause they could

Foot of the ice changes nothing. What a fuking retarded rule.

That’s the oilers luck this year.
Confidenceking77
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Confidence Capital, BC
Joined: 12.24.2017

Jan 9 @ 10:27 PM ET
HOLY poop! TIED IT UP!
- Wildschwein

(frank)ing bullpoop. No way they can tell his toe wasn't on the ice.
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Jan 9 @ 10:28 PM ET
I figured you’d be about 5’5. Always being so angry and all.
- Wildschwein

😂

Sean Maloughney
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton
Joined: 09.26.2010

Jan 9 @ 10:29 PM ET
Are all you (frank)ers gingers?
- Wildschwein

More the occasional ginger hairs in the beard.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:31 PM ET
More the occasional ginger hairs in the beard.
- freelancer


Confidenceking77
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Confidence Capital, BC
Joined: 12.24.2017

Jan 9 @ 10:33 PM ET
Will be doing so shortly.
- Wildschwein

It's effing hilarious. I insist you do.
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:34 PM ET
6’3?! Fukin hell bro.


I’m like 5’10. Remind to not chirp u too hard going forward in case u find me on the streets of van and beat me to a pulp

But cereal, u keep eating all those burgers and pizza and u won’t be able to catch me anyways

- HB77

You make it sound like that's all I'm eating

I may be big, but I'm not slow. Challenge accepted on catching you
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:36 PM ET
Coulda won the game but (frank) it, Oilers.

*shrug*
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jan 9 @ 10:37 PM ET
Well I respect your opinions much more now that I know you have a beard.
- Wildschwein

It's still in that awkward phase before fullness where the cheek hairs are still relatively few and the colour has yet to fully come it, but it's getting there.
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