Max is a ginger. Freckles and skinny. Picture the shermanator.
- Iggysbff

You’ve met the Bone?!

Every time I see Tarasenko play I think, “How the (frank) is Draisaitl making more money than this guy?” I think Chiarelli set it in motion when he signed him to the contract, that he will be traded at some point. Stupid (frank) shoulda signed him before McDavid!!!

You're six foot two, 212 pounds, blonde hair and blue eyes. Your teeth are perfect and marble white, though you seldom smile. Your face is clean shaven and your clothes are always ironed and of current trend, except for the 1940's uniform you only wear behind closed doors...
- Wildschwein

Interesting, but well off

Overshot weight by about 20 pounds, under shot height by ~2 inches, forgot that I'm ginger, FAR from perfect teeth (thanks to a bike handlebar) and not clean shaven. I don't own an ironing board.

But I take it my totally real disdain for Jews paints a certain Arian picture

Max is a ginger. Freckles and skinny. Picture the shermanator.
- Iggysbff

Less freckles than pure gingers and a more golden hue of orange. Not skinny unless 190 qualifies as such.

I can’t not think of Iggy as Walter White or Jero as the guy from that death metal cartoon.
- smellmyfinger

Can't say I disagree

You’ve met the Bone?!
- Wildschwein

No, he just sees me in his dreams

As I recall Stauffer said the oilers rejected Nuge for Jones not the other way around...but who really knows...but when the Hall for Larsson deal happened and Poile was asked about it he said that when he made the deal Hall was untouchable otherwise it may have been different.

And we suck again. I ain’t watching the rest of this game.
- Iggysbff

I bet you're still watching

Interesting, but well off

Overshot weight by about 20 pounds, under shot height by ~2 inches, forgot that I'm ginger, FAR from perfect teeth (thanks to a bike handlebar) and not clean shaven. I don't own an ironing board.

But I take it my totally real disdain for Jews paints a certain Arian picture
- MaximumBone

I keep trying but you (frank)ers keep reminding me.

Can't say I disagree
- MaximumBone

Picture a young George Clooney. Before he went grey.

That’s me...

Picture a young George Clooney. Before he went grey.

That’s me...
- Iggysbff

Bullpoop.

I keep trying but you (frank)ers keep reminding me.
- Wildschwein

Okay

I keep trying but you (frank)ers keep reminding me.
- Wildschwein

I bet it's tough to respect my opinions when you know I'm a filthy ginger female dog, eh?

Bullpoop.
- Wildschwein

Okay


- MaximumBone

- Iggysbff

The tinted glasses are bang on aren’t they?

The tinted glasses are bang on aren’t they?
- Ihatebrianburke

That was like grade 8

I keep trying but you (frank)ers keep reminding me.
- Wildschwein

If it helps, imagine the ginger guy from Breakfast Club grew up into a bulkier, 6'4, bearded fellow with glasses.

Less freckles than pure gingers and a more golden hue of orange. Not skinny unless 190 qualifies as such.
- MaximumBone

You're 6'2" and you exaggerated your weight by 15lbs like all people do. 175lbs at 6'2" is skinny. Don't worry though, at least you're skinny on your own terms and don't have a broad making you go on 6 juice cleanses a year like Iggy does.

I bet it's tough to respect my opinions when you know I'm a filthy ginger female dog, eh?
- MaximumBone

You have no idea.

If it helps, imagine the ginger guy from Breakfast Club grew up into a bulkier, 6'4, bearded fellow with glasses.


- MaximumBone

Well I respect your opinions much more now that I know you have a beard.

You have no idea.
- Wildschwein

HOW DARE YOU!!!

You’ve met the Bone?!
- Wildschwein

Nobody has met the Bone

and lived to tell about it.

Nobody has met the Bone

and lived to tell about it.
- Aetherial

One day I hope to. Maybe if I buy him a drink he’ll let me live?

- Iggysbff

That explains the affinity for young women

HOW DARE YOU!!!
- Confidenceking77

Oh I dare mother(frank)er! I dare bigly!