Pyro/random explosives, naked women covered in oil, forced alcohol consumption for dwarf players, interspecies gameplay during penalties (and overtime sessions), 2 hour games with no stoppages (only stoppages will be when goals are scored, and the period is over), two periods, and in-game fan voting... This needs to be a thing.
- laughs2907

I feel that legally this will get a start only in Newfoundland....but then we branch out.

- AlEx_OiL

ALEX!!!

So when are you guys trading for Rick Nash?

So when are you guys trading for Rick Nash?
- AdamFrench

So when are you guys trading for Rick Nash?
- AdamFrench

What will be the cost? Maroon and a top pick- or something ridiculous like Nuge, Maroon and a pick.... if so no thanks...

So when are you guys trading for Rick Nash?
- AdamFrench

When the sun rises in west and sets in the east.
When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.
When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child.

Only then will the Oilers trade for Rick Nash.

When the sun rises in west and sets in the east.
When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.
When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child.

Only then will the Oilers trade for Rick Nash.
- Wildschwein

Well I suppose you'll be trading for him tomorrow!

Well I suppose you'll be trading for him tomorrow!
- AdamFrench

The child’s Tanner’s, isn’t it?

The child’s Tanner’s, isn’t it?
- Wildschwein

That's pretty difficult considering I am Tanner.

I have no problem with the coach of the year award. As for the GM of the year. I don't think it took a particularly good GM to pick from the list of players available in the expansion draft.

I think historically we all think expansion teams will suck because they only get to pick from a list of losers. This last year with the salary cap the way it is and NMC's, there were a lot of great players left exposed. First time an expansion team has had that list of players to chose from.
- Confidenceking77

True but if you look at the history of how the NHL chooses GM of the year they seem to go more by "surprise team success" rather than best GMing.... hey Chiarelli was nominated last year

Now this is the type of Oilers thread I came to know and love. Much more entertaining when your team is a pile of poop.

So when are you guys trading for Rick Nash?
- AdamFrench

Why trade for him when we can sign him to a max length contract as a UFA?
8x8= the Oilers way

That's pretty difficult considering I am Tanner.
- AdamFrench

When you masterbate, are you Tanner or Frenchy?

That's pretty difficult considering I am Tanner.
- AdamFrench

Now this is the type of Oilers thread I came to know and love. Much more entertaining when your team is a pile of poop.
- The-O-G

You’re welcome.

Now this is the type of Oilers thread I came to know and love. Much more entertaining when your team is a pile of poop.
- The-O-G

Can’t wait to see how entertaining your thread is, after you guys miss the playoffs and don’t even get a 1st or 2nd rounder this year to show for it

When you masterbate, are you Tanner or Frenchy?
- Ihatebrianburke

Coga

Coga
- AdamFrench

Mayo for lube?

Coga
- AdamFrench

So you use the mayo from a $5 footlong?

Mayo for lube?
- Wildschwein

You beat me to the punch piggy

Coga
- AdamFrench

Now we know you're lying because Coga is too fat to reach his Weiner.

Mayo for lube?
- Wildschwein

- DDM-Coga

Isn't that the drama whore who cries about his life on youtube all the time?

- DDM-Coga

that's flyfreaky?

That's pretty difficult considering I am Tanner.
- AdamFrench

Wanna get on some early draft blogs? I’m getting interested, knowing that our season is done for. Plus, the talk of young boys, will give Jero some excitement while he’s banned.