Not true. Every song about Jesus mentions Bethlehem.

When they write Lord Larssons hymns we must remember his birth.
- smellmyfinger

He was born in Jersey and ascended to Edmonton. It is known.

Random? F'N RANDOM??? that hurts
- 21peter

We are all random to each other. But yes. You are not random like Alfiesalad or JB or Jero.

The locals drink bath tub gin?
- smellmyfinger

That's actually close

I'm your height. Haven't seen ~190 since I was 17
- 21peter

Hey leave him alone. He thinks 190 is effing huge for his height.

female dog, I'll fist-(frank) your female genitaliay little mouth




- MaximumBone

Hopefully in March when I visit the Island. Then we’ll see how tough a 6’ hippy ginger is.

We are all random to each other. But yes. You are not random like Alfiesalad or JB or Jero.
- Confidenceking77

I wasn't 100% sure if it was you...

oh that's only for the f'n tourists
- 21peter

Bullpoop. I stayed with salt of the earth Viking folk, and they drank the same damn thing.

I wasn't 100% sure if it was you...
- 21peter

Like a bad rash...i'm never really gone.

Like a bad rash...i'm never really gone.
- Confidenceking77

Bullpoop. I stayed with salt of the earth Viking folk, and they drank the same damn thing.
- Wildschwein

Youve never been to Denmark, have ya? They're probably more up your alley. They're a beautiful trainwreck that's a mix of German and Swedish with far less "political correctness" (for lack of a better term).

That or Finland, but we don't talk about Finland.

I'm your height. Haven't seen ~190 since I was 17
- 21peter

I wonder whose fault that is

I'll give ya a hint...

You've never been to Denmark, have ya? They're probably more up your alley. They're a beautiful trainwreck that's a mix of German and Swedish.

That or Finland, but we don't talk about Finland.
- MaximumBone

Actually I have been. Very beautiful as you say, but a little chilly towards Canucks for some reason. Or maybe it was just me.

The Museum of Sex in Copenhagen was absolutely fantastic though.

Youve never been to Denmark, have ya? They're probably more up your alley. They're a beautiful trainwreck that's a mix of German and Swedish with far less "political correctness" (for lack of a better term).

That or Finland, but we don't talk about Finland.
- MaximumBone

Finland. The only Scandinavian nation that’s kicked another nations ass in the last 100 years.

Finland. The only Scandinavian nation that’s kicked another nations ass in the last 100 years.
- Wildschwein

Not true. Remember how Norway kicked that aliens ass in "The Thing"....wait. Never mind.

I wonder whose fault that is

I'll give ya a hint...


- MaximumBone

not quite...

Youve never been to Denmark, have ya? They're probably more up your alley. They're a beautiful trainwreck that's a mix of German and Swedish with far less "political correctness" (for lack of a better term).

That or Finland, but we don't talk about Finland.
- MaximumBone

The Danes are perfectly laid back. Copenhagen in the spring is fantastic

The Danes are perfectly laid back. Copenhagen in the spring is fantastic
- 21peter

I took in Odense, Aalborg and Copenhagen this past summer and I honestly preferred Odense, but I'm an odd duck in preferring mid-sized cities to larger ones.

Oilers, Sabres, Sens, and Canucks all lose... What a phenomenal race to the draft

Oilers, Sabres, Sens, and Canucks all lose... What a phenomenal race to the draft
- laughs2907

Good thing about the Oilers poopty season......is that about 12 other teams are also having a poopty season. Other than my favorite team the VGK. Those guys are money.

Good thing about the Oilers poopty season......is that about 12 other teams are also having a poopty season. Other than my favorite team the VGK. Those guys are money.
- Confidenceking77

McPhee and Gallant may both win GM and coach of the year respectively.

Good thing about the Oilers poopty season......is that about 12 other teams are also having a poopty season. Other than my favorite team the VGK. Those guys are money.
- Confidenceking77

Picture this... MHL (Midget Hockey League), but not kids, I'm talking dwarfs. The GoFundMe will be up tomorrow.

McPhee and Gallant may both win GM and coach of the year respectively.
- freelancer

I have no problem with the coach of the year award. As for the GM of the year. I don't think it took a particularly good GM to pick from the list of players available in the expansion draft.

I think historically we all think expansion teams will suck because they only get to pick from a list of losers. This last year with the salary cap the way it is and NMC's, there were a lot of great players left exposed. First time an expansion team has had that list of players to chose from.

Picture this... MHL (Midget Hockey League), but not kids, I'm talking dwarfs. The GoFundMe will be up tomorrow.
- laughs2907

SOLD!!! I am email money transferring you 50 Alberta dollars right now. Which is worth 250 in Newfieland.

SOLD!!! I am email money transferring you 50 Alberta dollars right now. Which is worth 250 in Newfieland.
- Confidenceking77

Pyro/random explosives, naked women covered in oil, forced alcohol consumption for dwarf players, interspecies gameplay during penalties (and overtime sessions), 2 hour games with no stoppages (only stoppages will be when goals are scored, and the period is over), two periods, and in-game fan voting... This needs to be a thing.

I picture you being about five foot nine, 185 pounds, with thinning black hair and brown eyes. Your teeth are a smidge crooked, nothing serious mind you but noticeable. You have no facial hair other than an intentional stubble beard, and wear thin lens glasses.

Am I close?
- Wildschwein