In a few years .
Re reed the directions . And hope you have a plumber in the family close by.
- cabin

Buh..buh...eyeo...deee....grad..grade!...able.

Biodegradable....hmmmm must means dissolves in toilet water, landlord won't mind.

New app on the I phone ?
- cabin

his lost i phone, perhaps that is clogging his toilet

maybe his i phone is in the toilet
- homiedclown

POOOP SHOTGUN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAWDkDsbuy4

I still think Sam will be a star player. Needs the right complimentary players around him.

Doesn't say much for him.. but to replace him with an upgrade will cost plenty.
- cabin

What makes you think Sam's going to be a star?
The good old hockey iq? They have him out on a line with our to best offensive players, kane and eichel. Maybe I'm missing something? 10 points, doesn't kill penalties, bumps goalies nullifying goals, and takes some huge hits.

Seriously thanks everybody, specifically you gerbs, if you can read this on your iphone in the toilet through the kitty litter water I appreciate it.

Finally kicking pneumonia and the laughing is making me hack everything up.

No, don't worry. It's cool, no where in his lease does it NOT say to put kitty litter in the toilet.

When I first got married I had to inform my wife of what could go in a toilet, as once a month my toilet clogged.

I was like, you can't put those in there. She's like why?

What does super absorbent mean to you dear?
- gcomella34

Super absorbent means “no go”

Light days means no worries mate.

As a landlord....please don't test stuff in the toilet...
- gcomella34

Hey the pet story said to do it

his lost i phone, perhaps that is clogging his toilet
- homiedclown

Lol

Hey the pet story said to do it
- gerbe75pts

Was it a kid younger than you telling you it'd be fine? Dude, it's a PET store.

Not a master plumber.

This has been great man. You spawned probably one of the funniest conversations I saw in a LONG time.

What makes you think Sam's going to be a star?
The good old hockey iq? They have him out on a line with our to best offensive players, kane and eichel. Maybe I'm missing something? 10 points, doesn't kill penalties, bumps goalies nullifying goals, and takes some huge hits.
- Boss34

He knows how to play and has skill. still might take him a few more years. Can we endure it ?

No.

Super absorbent means “no go”

Light days means no worries mate.
- Der Kaiser

good post

Was it a kid younger than you telling you it'd be fine? Dude, it's a PET store.

Not a master plumber.

This has been great man. You spawned probably one of the funniest conversations I saw in a LONG time.
- gcomella34

It was a old women

Seriously thanks everybody, specifically you gerbs, if you can read this on your iphone in the toilet through the kitty litter water I appreciate it.

Finally kicking pneumonia and the laughing is making me hack everything up.
- gcomella34

We are here to help.

Seriously thanks everybody, specifically you gerbs, if you can read this on your iphone in the toilet through the kitty litter water I appreciate it.

Finally kicking pneumonia and the laughing is making me hack everything up.
- gcomella34

Did ya watch the video of the dude poopting off his skateboard? I always watch that when i'm depressed....cheers my ass up

What is with these kids and toilets..

Gerbe with kitty litter and Chilliard with tooth brushes.


- gcomella34

He knows how to play and has skill. still might take him a few more years. Can we endure it ?

No.
- cabin

I can respect that, he goes to the net as well. Something's missing in his game. I'd like to see a little more:

Passion
Speed
Scoring

Did ya watch the video of the dude poopting off his skateboard? I always watch that when i'm depressed....cheers my ass up
- feetontheair22

That (and all the videos that came up with it) had me dying.

Did you see the guy crap while doing a cannon ball into a lake?

The guy filming yells PUSH while he's in mid air.

After that, my lungs expunged everything.

- chilliard77

Not when your tooth brush needs the same string my five year old son's mittens have.

We are here to help.
- cabin

How to Make a German Go Crazy:

Wake up 2.5 hours after he took the dog out;
Make a cup of coffe for yourself, not him;
After he drinks the cup he makes for himself, say “Sure, Hon” when he asks if you want another, but don’t say “Thanks”;
female dog about how long the work day is going to feel, 3 hours after his work started;
Leave your mug and fruit bowl in the sink, with your sons breakfast dishes (German’s cup went in the dishwasher’s last spot before he turned it on);
Stop out with friends after work because “it was a long day;
Leave it to him to feed the boy;
Don’t notice he washed the dishes you left in the sink;
Promise to empty the dishwasher, but don’t;
Watch “Dumb Housewives of a poophole City” in bed;
Take a sleeping pill;
Pass out and snore.

Boeser is very good at the hockey

Hey the pet story said to do it
- gerbe75pts

Just. Throw. It. In. The. (frank)ing. Garbage.

Just. Throw. It. In. The. (frank)ing. Garbage.
- Wetbandit1

I paid extra just for that

Ugh 😑

How to Make a German Go Crazy:

Wake up 2.5 hours after he took the dog out;
Make a cup of coffe for yourself, not him;
After he drinks the cup he makes for himself, say “Sure, Hon” when he asks if you want another, but don’t say “Thanks”;
female dog about how long the work day is going to feel, 3 hours after his work started;
Leave your mug and fruit bowl in the sink, with your sons breakfast dishes (German’s cup went in the dishwasher’s last spot before he turned it on);
Stop out with friends after work because “it was a long day;
Leave it to him to feed the boy;
Don’t notice he washed the dishes you left in the sink;
Promise to empty the dishwasher, but don’t;
Watch “Dumb Housewives of a poophole City” in bed;
Take a sleeping pill;
Pass out and snore.
- Der Kaiser

Were they at least rinsed off?

How to Make a German Go Crazy:

Wake up 2.5 hours after he took the dog out;
Make a cup of coffe for yourself, not him;
After he drinks the cup he makes for himself, say “Sure, Hon” when he asks if you want another, but don’t say “Thanks”;
female dog about how long the work day is going to feel, 3 hours after his work started;
Leave your mug and fruit bowl in the sink, with your sons breakfast dishes (German’s cup went in the dishwasher’s last spot before he turned it on);
Stop out with friends after work because “it was a long day;
Leave it to him to feed the boy;
Don’t notice he washed the dishes you left in the sink;
Promise to empty the dishwasher, but don’t;
Watch “Dumb Housewives of a poophole City” in bed;
Take a sleeping pill;
Pass out and snore.
- Der Kaiser

Kick her in c@nt