i have take a poop but i clogged the toilet with kitty litter and her poop

dissolves in water my ass
- gerbe75pts

the lost phone app
- gerbe75pts

Grab your phone and it will find it for you.

i have take a poop but i clogged the toilet with kitty litter and her poop

dissolves in water my ass
- gerbe75pts

What ?


edit:

i have a water filter

water here is (frank)ing gross IMO some people love it


looks like I'm going to joes for that water
- gerbe75pts

They probably have it at the grocery store. It's a common mineral water.

Grab your phone and it will find it for you.




- cabin

One time my wife was talking to me on her phone asking me where she put it.

I say, "It's next to the hot air ballon".


I've got a comfortable couch.

Next time leave it for the cleaning lady
- Der Kaiser

One time my wife was talking to me on her phone asking me where she put it.

I say, "It's next to the hot air ballon".


I've got a comfortable couch.
- gcomella34

Grab your phone and it will find it for you.




- cabin

i have take a poop but i clogged the toilet with kitty litter and her poop

dissolves in water my ass
- gerbe75pts

WTF are you doing? Just throw it away. FFS the only thing that goes in the toilet is poop, piss and TP. Anything else will just (frank) it up.

WTF are you doing? Just throw it away. FFS the only thing that goes in the toilet is poop, piss and TP. Anything else will just (frank) it up.
- Wetbandit1

And to think he would have learned that on the internet .

WTF are you doing? Just throw it away. FFS the only thing that goes in the toilet is poop, piss and TP. Anything else will just (frank) it up.
- Wetbandit1

**insert daffy gif**

i have take a poop but i clogged the toilet with kitty litter and her poop

dissolves in water my ass
- gerbe75pts

poop in the back yard.

WTF are you doing? Just throw it away. FFS the only thing that goes in the toilet is poop, piss and TP. Anything else will just (frank) it up.
- Wetbandit1

No, don't worry. It's cool, no where in his lease does it NOT say to put kitty litter in the toilet.

When I first got married I had to inform my wife of what could go in a toilet, as once a month my toilet clogged.

I was like, you can't put those in there. She's like why?

What does super absorbent mean to you dear?

Next time leave it for the cleaning lady
- Der Kaiser

true

poop off your third floor deck.
- feetontheair22

FTFY

poop in the back yard.
- feetontheair22

I piss in the back yard with my dog 3 times a day

he likes to mark his territory 10 feet to the left of where I go

FTFY
- gcomella34

WTF are you doing? Just throw it away. FFS the only thing that goes in the toilet is poop, piss and TP. Anything else will just (frank) it up.
- Wetbandit1

it said dissolve in water

it said dissolve in water
- gerbe75pts

As a landlord....please don't test stuff in the toilet...

What is with these kids and toilets..

Gerbe with kitty litter and Chilliard with tooth brushes.

FTFY
- gcomella34

so much better....

reminds me of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_HnyVzCAs

it said dissolve in water
- gerbe75pts

In a few years .
Re reed the directions . And hope you have a plumber in the family close by.

What is with these kids and toilets..

Gerbe with kitty litter and Chilliard with tooth brushes.


- gcomella34

maybe his i phone is in the toilet

so much better....

reminds me of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_HnyVzCAs
- feetontheair22

maybe his i phone is in the toilet
- homiedclown

New app on the I phone ?