Destined for a life of streetwalking.
- Fenrir

Insane, right?

I just don't know what is going on anymore with some of these names. When I was in HS the hip names involved luxury cars (Lexus, Porsche, etc.)
- JRR1285

I miss the good old days when girls were named Buick, Oldsmobile, Edsel etc. Enough of this foreign car Mercedes bullpoop, I tell ya!

I miss the good old days when girls were named Buick, Oldsmobile, Edsel etc. Enough of this foreign car Mercedes bullpoop, I tell ya!
- Fenrir

I bet Lauer knows
- mdw7413

I miss the good old days when girls were named Buick, Oldsmobile, Edsel etc. Enough of this foreign car Mercedes bullpoop, I tell ya!
- Fenrir

So, how's life in the Shire?
- Pete V

Be careful, Pete - Tony is tough as nails

Nowadays? No idea, I bought mine 22 years ago
- Fenrir

No returns, all sales final.

The Lauer method. Leave a rubber phallus with instructions.
- JRR1285

I guess he really was a dirty degenerate from what's coming out, amazing how all this dirt floods out after the initial allegations. Nothing beats Cosby though, I mean he had like 867 women come out against him, nuts.

So, how's life in the Shire?
- Pete V

I fight for Gondor.

I used to spar with a kid that was 7'2". I'll never forget the 1st time I kicked him in the head. He just sat there like, "You're not supposed to be able to do that!"

No returns, all sales final.
- B2B76

Yeah, way past the return window, plus I left the receipt in my pants and washed them.

Where does one shop for a wife nowadays? I met mine the old fashioned way, in a bar.
- B2B76

So did I

I guess he really was a dirty degenerate from what's coming out, amazing how all this dirt floods out after the initial allegations. Nothing beats Cosby though, I mean he had like 867 women come out against him, nuts.
- B2B76

We loved Cos before he got all date-rapey.

I fight for Gondor.

I used to spar with a kid that was 7'2". I'll never forget the 1st time I kicked him in the head. He just sat there like, "You're not supposed to be able to do that!"
- Tonybere

Awesome!

My wife is a teacher & works in a kind of ghetto district & had a girl once named Miss Baby Girl, I SH!T YOU NOT.
- B2B76

Same here!

She's had a Destiny, a Journey,...

poop! Now I wish I would have paid more attention when spoke about them!!

I fight for Gondor.

I used to spar with a kid that was 7'2". I'll never forget the 1st time I kicked him in the head. He just sat there like, "You're not supposed to be able to do that!"
- Tonybere

- eichiefs9

They're dirty dirty people

I guess he really was a dirty degenerate from what's coming out, amazing how all this dirt floods out after the initial allegations. Nothing beats Cosby though, I mean he had like 867 women come out against him, nuts.
- B2B76

Yeah, it's pretty insane and it just keeps going.

We loved Cos before he got all date-rapey.
- Fenrir

Eddie Murphy doing Cosby better than Cosby did Cosby back in the 80s is still laugh out (frank)ing loud funny!

Same here!

She's had a Destiny, a Journey,...

poop! Now I wish I would have paid more attention when spoke about them!!
- Tonybere

But was there a Aerosmith? What about Styx?

But was there a Aerosmith? What about Styx?
- B2B76

She did have a little Asian girl named Soon Eet Shiit. (not sure of the spelling)

Makes me feel foolish. We went back to Shakespeare to find our daughter's name.

She did have a little Asian girl named Soon Eet Shiit. (not sure of the spelling)

Makes me feel foolish. We went back to Shakespeare to find our daughter's name.
- Tonybere

What about Wan Tu Fuk?

She did have a little Asian girl named Soon Eet Shiit. (not sure of the spelling)

Makes me feel foolish. We went back to Shakespeare to find our daughter's name.
- Tonybere

You named your daughter Othello?

You named your daughter Othello?
- eichiefs9

Lol. No.

Cordelia.

Eddie Murphy doing Cosby better than Cosby did Cosby back in the 80s is still laugh out (frank)ing loud funny!
- B2B76

Tell that jello pudding mfer he can suck my richard

Tell that jello pudding mfer he can suck my richard
- tbreinold

This is still hilarious, mad old.