If you name your kid Slobodan, there is like a 75% chance he will become a war criminal.
- Pete V

Damn, I'm running out of names for my 1st born. Had to cross out my 1st couple choices, Pol Pot, Josef, Mao, Adolph...

Only 90's kids Bosnians will get this become war criminals
- eichiefs9

Damn, I'm running out of names for my 1st born. Had to cross out my 1st couple choices, Pol Pot, Josef, Mao, Adolph...
- mdw7413

Just go old school and go Atilla.

Damn, I'm running out of names for my 1st born. Had to cross out my 1st couple choices, Pol Pot, Josef, Mao, Adolph...
- mdw7413

I think you should just go with Ayatollah. Not tied to anyone in particular.

Just go old school and go Atilla.
- Pete V

Damn, I'm running out of names for my 1st born. Had to cross out my 1st couple choices, Pol Pot, Josef, Mao, Adolph...
- mdw7413

Vidkun is a winner in Norway

I think you should just go with Ayatolla. Not tied to anyone in particular.
- JRR1285

How awesomely funny would it be to name the kid that and having the teacher call out "Ayatolla"

Damn, I'm running out of names for my 1st born. Had to cross out my 1st couple choices, Pol Pot, Josef, Mao, Adolph...
- mdw7413

I've missed a lot here, your having a kid?!

I've missed a lot here, your having a kid?!
- B2B76

I think he's talking about his hypothetical kid. There is always the chance he is sterile too.

I've missed a lot here, your having a kid?!
- B2B76

He's going to go down to the local playground when school is done for the day and pick one out

How awesomely funny would it be to name the kid that and having the teacher call out "Ayatolla"
- mdw7413

My 9 yr old daughter was laughing out loud when she told me a kid in her class who has a crush on her is named Archie & I said "what is that short for Archibald?" You don't hear anyone being named Archibold anymore.

I think he's talking about his hypothetical kid. There is always the chance he is sterile too.
- JRR1285

And we've named his kid the High Ayatolla Atilla Jones. No need for any further name searches.

He's going to go down to the local playground when school is done for the day and pick one out
- eichiefs9

And we've named his kid the High Ayatolla Atilla Jones. No need for any further name searches.
- Pete V

Hi Pete.

Vidkun is a winner in Norway
- 21peter

Interesting. Just googled him. Pretty much like the Vichy govnmt. of France

He's going to go down to the local playground when school is done for the day and pick one out
- eichiefs9

Just one? You always need a backup. Have you ever watched SVU?

I've missed a lot here, your having a kid?!
- B2B76

Nah, My imaginary son I talk about.

Nah, My imaginary son I talk about.
- mdw7413

k, I was worried.

Just one? You always need a backup. Have you ever watched SVU?
- JRR1285

Off-topic: That show is un-(frank)ing watchable

Hi Pete.
- B2B76

Hi Brian! You are going to need someone to eventually take care of Archibold.

My 9 yr old daughter was laughing out loud when she told me a kid in her class who has a crush on her is named Archie & I said "what is that short for Archibald?" You don't hear anyone being named Archibold anymore.
- B2B76

Thats an oldschool name. Like Henry. Not many Henry's around anymore

k, I was worried.
- B2B76

Wait...... you were worried I would have a child??? Wtf

Off-topic: That show is un-(frank)ing watchable
- eichiefs9

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

Thats an oldschool name. Like Henry. Not many Henry's around anymore
- mdw7413

Henry is actually making a bit of a come back.

I appreciate the old school names a lot more, since everyone tries to get creative in naming their kids these days. I swear, some of these names.

Wait...... you were worried I would have a child??? Wtf
- mdw7413

Can you blame him?

What's even worse is I have a kid.