- DDM-Coga

Racoon Buzzzzzzzzzz!

Racoon Buzzzzzzzzzz!
- EdmHockeyMan

NEEEEEEEERRRDD
- MaximumBone

Oh, that's not even close to a way to describe me considering the gist of things.
The professor apparently doesn't round up because she doesn't "want to create the excel formula due to the time and effort needed"... what do I do?



I create that poop and sent it to her. No response so far and it has been 4 days....

you had snap chat open....were you sending Richard pics
- DDM-Coga

I send schlong pics on the daily, but that screenshot wasn't taken from my phone. Got it from a source.

Todd is on his way out... Then again it was likely a retribution to Drai as Drai bad mouthed admin last week...
- saskoil21

What did he say about the admin?

Boner is pretty bright, but I don't agree with him a lot of the time myself. His assessment of the team prior to the season startedI thought was way off base.
- Larsson_fan

I'd have to look back on what I said, but I don't doubt it was optimistic. It was the first time in years that I had been hopeful going into a year Klefbom has a HUGE hand in the disappointment and my fervent support (read: love affair) with him likely blinded me to some shortcomings and pitfalls the roster has dealt with.

I maintain my stance that Russell isn't so bad as to earn the amount of vitriol he gets and that Strome is a solid add to improve our roster's flexibility despite not being Eberle's offensive equal. However, I can say with utmost confidence that I was wrong on Jokinen and Nurse by judging them too favourably/harshly based on stats.

God forbid you change your mind based on a new perspective.
- LittleRicky

Oh, that's not even close to a way to describe me considering the gist of things.
The professor apparently doesn't round up because she doesn't "want to create the excel formula due to the time and effort needed"... what do I do?



I create that poop and sent it to her. No response so far and it has been 4 days....
- EdmHockeyMan

Find her house.

Take her dog... or her daughter.

Ransom.

Profit.

I send schlong pics on the daily, but that screenshot wasn't taken from my phone. Got it from a source.
- laughs2907

I thought we were going to see your handy work

What he's really trying to say:
"*slurp, slurp.....mmmm I really love Boners Semen"
- Larsson_fan

To be fair, I HAVE been eating a lot of pineapple lately

- EdmHockeyMan

I honestly like hearing different opinions unless that said opinion is being passed of as the be all end all...

I thought we were going to see your handy work
- DDM-Coga

#FreeLandy?

I honestly like hearing different opinions unless that said opinion is being passed of as the be all end all...
- LittleRicky

This is why you are a gentleman among gentleman LittleRicky.

What did Iggy and Ghost of RC get banned for now ?
- LittleRicky

Fuk you. That’s one of yours isn’t it??

Actually it’s that moron PresCup van fan.

To be fair, I HAVE been eating a lot of pineapple lately
- MaximumBone

Maybe abit out of bounds yeah, but he’s human and frustrated just like the players

He’s also not wrong. Leon just flat out doesn’t put in the work sometimes. He wants to coast on his skill.
He’s a great player and I’m super stoked to have him. But I have this inkling he’s a total douchebag. And he certainly isn’t worth 8.5 mil. He’s not better than lots of guys that make significantly less.
Chia needed to play hardball with him and give him a bridge if he wasn’t gonna accept a number that also helps the oilers.
Now we’re stuck. Anything less than 70-75 per on a yearly basis is awful
- HB77

I was at the young stars competition in Kelowna when McDavid and Drai were playing and both my dad and i thought Drai looked horrible.

He was playing like he was going through the motions and that he was above playing in the tourney and should be straight at NHL training camp.

He hadn't even earned a spot in the NHL yet after his dismal showing the year prior.

Fuk you. That’s one of yours isn’t it??

Actually it’s that moron PresCup van fan.
- Iggysbff

Oh that's right.... I think we did come to that conclusion before. I had to create a spread sheet to keep track of things around here.

Gotta dial that sh1t in when you're the coach. Address it in the locker room, not to the media. Unless you want the room to turn on you. Then again, the Oilers can't do much worse than they have this year, so maybe he's in "(frank) it" mode.

Either way, I need to run the entire organization. That's the only way a Stanley Cup is coming back to Edmonton. I know you're reading this, Harrison... Send this along to your daddy asap, you little curly-headed bastard.
- laughs2907

i approve of this take

I thought we were going to see your handy work
- DDM-Coga

More schlongs to follow. E5

i approve of this take
- HB77

I'd only hire Hockeybuzz posters. I bet we'd do better than the current group

I don't really switch 100% of the time, maybe 40%. We just agree on a lot of stuff and sometimes, he brings in new perspectives that I never thought of before, thus making me rethink my approach.

I do stand by the fact that those 3 teams could definitely do a three-way deal. However, what I wrote wasn't really thought out AT ALL and honestly, I'm probably gonna relook at the whole thing again and try to give a real response to prove my initial point. Like I said, I can either post whatever comes to my mind and not look back or I can give an idea a good sit down and think it through.
- EdmHockeyMan

3 way deal between EDM, Carolina and Detroit:

- Edmonton sends RNH, Benson, Russell and a 2019 2nd
- Carolina sends Faulk, Bean and a conditional 2018 2nd (becomes a 2019 2nd if they miss the playoffs)
- Detroit sends Athanasiou, Green and a 2018 3rd

So this leads to the addition of assets being divided as such:

Edmonton receives Faulk, Athanasiou and DET 2018 3rd
Carolina receives RNH, Benson and Green
Detroit receives Bean, EDM 2019 2nd, CAR cond. 2018 2nd and Kris Russell

Or something along those lines. I'd need our resident Canes and Wings fans to comment to be certain, but I figure it's probably close.

Worth nothing that I don't believe this fixes OUR team's problems, but they're your parameters. I'm of the mind to focus our attention on smaller deals to pick up the sorts of guys that could be had without giving up major assets.

3 way deal between EDM, Carolina and Detroit:

- Edmonton sends RNH, Benson, Russell and a 2019 2nd
- Carolina sends Faulk, Bean and a conditional 2018 2nd (becomes a 2019 2nd if they miss the playoffs)
- Detroit sends Athanasiou, Green and a 2018 3rd

So this leads to the addition of assets being divided as such:

Edmonton receives Faulk, Athanasiou and DET 2018 3rd
Carolina receives RNH, Benson and Green
Detroit receives Bean, EDM 2019 2nd, CAR cond. 2018 2nd and Kris Russell

Or something along those lines. I'd need our resident Canes and Wings fans to comment to be certain, but I figure it's probably close.

Worth nothing that I don't believe this fixes OUR team's problems, but they're your parameters. I'm of the mind to focus our attention on smaller deals to pick up the sorts of guys that could be had without giving up major assets.
- MaximumBone

Detroit gets all the crap??


Bean is not very good. Russell is Russell. All the picks are meh

Matt Henderson: G24 Oilers vs Bruins: Nugent-Hopkins Trade Rumours Swirling
- Matt_Henderson

I told you all. Boston and the mess PC left behind is your future. Better get that cup in the next year or 2 before your team is action packed with bad contracts and old overpaid former Bruins. Just like the Bruins where with Ottawa's garbage. I'd say he is the worst but then again Marc Bergevin is a thing.

I told you all. Boston and the mess PC left behind is your future. Better get that cup in the next year or 2 before your team is action packed with bad contracts and old overpaid former Bruins. Just like the Bruins where with Ottawa's garbage. I'd say he is the worst but then again Marc Bergevin is a thing.
- glove_was_stuck

You’re just mean

You’re just mean
- Iggysbff

Sorry no disrespect. I'm a Bruins fan. We are the fellowship of the miserable.