I would trade you Tatar for JP and the jizz jersey.
- RafiDRW

Done and done sir. I’ll have Chia send JP and the jersey your way, soon as I finish teaching him how to dress himself.

Drai - McDavid - AA.

After next year that line would be:

8.5 - 12.5 - 7.5 a year.

Cause Chia. But it’d be sexy as (frank).
- RafiDRW

Yeah. It’d be an expensive hockey boner, but what a boner it would be.

Done and done sir. I’ll have Chia send JP and the jersey your way, soon as I finish teaching him how to dress himself.
- Wildschwein

Btw. JB is Tatars sex slave that must be shared by you. Enjoy.

Yeah. It’d be an expensive hockey boner, but what a boner it would be.

- Wildschwein

You’d have to trade Drai for Helm.

Helm - McD - AA

That line is fast as (frank).

Btw. JB is Tatars sex slave that must be shared by you. Enjoy.
- RafiDRW

I’m celibate in Lord Larsson’s name. JB gets all the Tatar sauce to himself.

You’d have to trade Drai for Helm.

Helm - McD - AA

That line is fast as (frank).
- RafiDRW

Trade for Helm? I’ll give you Russell and a 2nd.

Now Larkin-McJesus-AA would be fast.

I’m celibate in Lord Larsson’s name. JB gets all the Tatar sauce to himself.
- Wildschwein

That’s not true. I still get child support from you for little Rafi McSchwein.

Trade for Helm? I’ll give you Russell and a 2nd.
- Wildschwein

Helm and DDK for Russell and a 2nd. (Becomes a third if you make the playoffs.)

That’s not true. I still get child support from you for little Rafi McSchwein.
- RafiDRW

A jizz stained jersey hardly qualifies as child support. Also it was an immaculate conception.

Helm and DDK for Russell and a 2nd. (Becomes a third if you make the playoffs.)
- RafiDRW

Sure, why the (frank) not.

Sure, why the (frank) not.
- Wildschwein

Oilers and Wings are probably going to end up with the top six draft picks this year.

Oilers and Wings are probably going to end up with the top six draft picks this year.
- RafiDRW

True.

You should trade us Larkin AND AA for Russell, JP, our 1st and a 2nd. Really helps your rebuild get off on the right foot. Just imagine it. Holland would get fired, you have two 1st rounders in the top 10, and Puljujarvi. Win, win, win.

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Put a speedster like AA on McJesus’s wing and watch the magic happen.
- Wildschwein

No no no. You put AA with Draisaitl to simulate Hall and McDavid and give him a linemate that can back off opposition to open up space for him to do his thing and you get two effective scoring lines. Then Rasmussen (hopefully) develops into your 3C and you go from there. McJesus will continue to thrive with Maroon/Khaira and eventually one of Puljujarvi or Yammers.

A third line center in AA and a middle six projected center in Rass for a first line center in his prime in Nuge? Deal. (frank) JP.
- RafiDRW

If you wanna call him a 1C, sure

Helm and DDK for Russell and a 2nd. (Becomes a third if you make the playoffs.)
- RafiDRW

Helm for Russell. Both are 30, good in limited capacities, have the same length on their contracts that are too long and pay them about 1.5 million too much and are both being forced out of the line-up by better options. Helps both teams in an area of need (speed and defending).

Come on! Do it!

It's the perfect storm of everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Chiarelli didn't capitalize on the success of last season and failed to add to what he had. We didn't need to add high end players just depth.
- LittleRicky

Agreed.

They are big and slow, and designed that way because that's what Chia wants.
- Larsson_fan

Except before the team was too weak and small and got pushed around by everyone.

If you wanna call him a 1C, sure
- MaximumBone

He’s a 1bC, do re mi.

Helm for Russell. Both are 30, good in limited capacities, have the same length on their contracts that are too long and pay them about 1.5 million too much and are both being forced out of the line-up by better options. Helps both teams in an area of need (speed and defending).

Come on! Do it!
- MaximumBone

Without you taking DDK, we are stuck in another log jam on defense that’s had us sell off Smith, Sproul, and lose Marchenko to waivers. Take DDK.

No no no. You put AA with Draisaitl to simulate Hall and McDavid and give him a linemate that can back off opposition to open up space for him to do his thing and you get two effective scoring lines. Then Rasmussen (hopefully) develops into your 3C and you go from there. McJesus will continue to thrive with Maroon/Khaira and eventually one of Puljujarvi or Yammers.
- MaximumBone

You legit think Khaira can fill in for Maroon? Not saying you’re wrong, but I have a hard time picturing it.
Perhaps Slepyshev could also be an option?

Without you taking DDK, we are stuck in another log jam on defense that’s had us sell off Smith, Sproul, and lose Marchenko to waivers. Take DDK.
- RafiDRW

Is this guys on crack or something? He goes from 'almost' elite in the playoffs to borderline AHL level most of the games this season...

Is this guys on crack or something? He goes from 'almost' elite in the playoffs to borderline AHL level most of the games this season...
- 21peter

He was the same for us for the last four years. Guy has serious talent but I think he just doesn’t care or is overconfident.

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- Matt_Henderson

so rhn & talbot for krejci and rask?

You legit think Khaira can fill in for Maroon? Not saying you’re wrong, but I have a hard time picturing it.
Perhaps Slepyshev could also be an option?
- Wildschwein

I can see it happening.
Good speed, big bodied, and has some element of skill to him.