I don't have a wife. I do all my own cooking, cleaning, and laundry, and I even have a disability that prevents me from doing that poop a lot (8 knee surgeries and hopefully a back surgery this winter that may or may not work). It takes me 2 (frank)ing hours to vacuum my 800sq/ft apartment, less than that, because the kitchen and bathroom aren't carpeted and my spare room doesn't get used, because my back starts screaming at me after about 5 minutes.

Don't be lazy.
- Wetbandit1

why don't you just ask daddy to get a maid

why don't you just ask daddy to get a maid
- IndianaSabresFan

Daddy's been dead for almost 23 years.

you like it in the can?
- IndianaSabresFan

I was at a work party, one thing led to another, before you know it I was taking it in the can.

5 random questions

since the sabres and bills suck

1. cheese puffs or pretzels Sourdough
2. bowie and queen
3. sopranos or boardwalk empire
4. dc movies or marvel movies
5. beer, draft, bottle or can

I was at a work party, one thing led to another, before you know it I was taking it in the can.
- 51_Killer

thx
- Michael Pachla

i especially liked the part where he didnt pretend this was a playoff team like his predecessor

thx...and...

lehner's driving me crazy this year
- Michael Pachla

he's made like 8 save of the year candidates.... but also lets in a lot of softies.

5 random questions

since the sabres and bills suck

1. cheese puffs or pretzels Sourdough
2. bowie and queen
3. sopranos or boardwalk empire
4. dc movies or marvel movies
5. beer, draft, bottle or can

1. cheese puffs or pretzels


2. bowie and queen


3. sopranos or boardwalk empire
Al Swearengen

4. dc movies or marvel movies


5. beer, draft, bottle or can



6. Suck it Beady

Nice 👍 little message in the last blog

My life is awesome sorry that some are jelly
- gerbe75pts

Omg you're such a douche

1. cheese puffs or pretzels Sourdough - tortilla chips
2. bowie and queen - Father John Misty
3. sopranos or boardwalk empire - The Walking Dead
4. dc movies or marvel movies - No
5. beer, draft, bottle or can - Iced Tea

Looking like Bruins Blackhawks in the Winter Classic Next year... if so

5 random questions

since the sabres and bills suck

1. cheese puffs or pretzels
2. bowie or queen
3. sopranos or boardwalk empire (Haven't watched either)
4. dc movies or marvel movies
5. beer, draft, bottle or can


thanks in advance for your contribution to the research
- homiedclown

Does it really matter ?

You’re coming at me when everyone on here has a wife that babies them that cleans ,cooks , laundry , takes care the kids , does everything in the house Hate to break it to you but that’s basically a cleaning lady

I have not had the privilege of having a wife yet so I have to get a fake wife that does not love me and uses me for money excuse me

You guys would be as lost as I am if you did not have a wife to take care of you don’t even play
- gerbe75pts

Apparently all women (and men) are currently enjoying the privilege of not having you as a husband. Don't ruin it for one of them.

the biggest thing you take from all that is jealousy when everyone else sees that you are clueless and don't understand how life works. oh and it was an extremely sexist comment as well, i thought people your age were very understanding and didn't think like that
- IndianaSabresFan

How was that sexist ? I was saying moms are the mvps

Apparently all women (and men) are currently enjoying the privilege of not having you as a husband. Don't ruin it for one of them.
- JetpackJesus

That’s true

How was that sexist ? I was saying moms are the mvps
- gerbe75pts

That’s true
- gerbe75pts

Hot off the stove,it will be announced this weekend

Hot off the stove,it will be announced this weekend
- Buffalo39

I thought you said today

That’s true
- gerbe75pts

How was the movie? A buddy of mine saw it and he said it sucked.

How was the movie? A buddy of mine saw it and he said it sucked.
- Matthews_Auston

So far I've only heard bad things about it...

Hot off the stove,it will be announced this weekend
- Buffalo39

What will be announced? The trade? Or the reason?

How was the movie? A buddy of mine saw it and he said it sucked.
- Matthews_Auston

I think he said "smh x 100000000000". Something like that.

why don't you just ask daddy to get a maid
- IndianaSabresFan

Jokes are funny

What will be announced? The trade? Or the reason?
- Wetbandit1

They are trying to finalize there agreement. I believe he will waive contract, he will be traded, so he doesn't get prosecuted