You can have him for free
- Codes1087

Why hit the cow in the ass with a shovel when you can get the milk for free?

Wait. Something's not 100% right with that.

There's nothing worse than the Rumor Chart.
- bcallaway

Fixed.

Why hit the cow in the ass with a shovel when you can get the milk for free?
- drew_doubty

Leafs strategy on Tavares.

Garrison is a good looking fella and has history there. Could it be that Mrs. Gudbrandson is pushing her own son out for the opportunity of a hot romance with the leagues sexiest beard?

Your insight makes me jizz #StreitInMaPants
- Cloud

Gudbranson is having an affair with Brent Burns?

Starting today you will be seeing quite a few more updates as we head into what most hockey people are saying will be one of the busiest trading seasons in recent memory....and before more trades comes many more rumors....

Yayyyyy more ridiculous rumors Ek's going to be posting on here...

Leafs strategy on Tavares.
- gergeswillems

i don't get it.

are the leafs the cow, the ass, the shovel or the milk?

Yayyyyy more ridiculous rumors Ek's going to be posting on here...
- gamisou23

Gally Buzz. ☺

The Canucks current leading goalscorer has never scored more than 12 goals in a season.

He's 31 years old.

Gally Buzz. ☺
- gergeswillems

benning will give the habs 2 1sts and a 2nd

i don't get.

are the leafs the cow, the ass, the shovel or the milk?
- Tumbleweed

Isles are the cow. Snow is the ass. Lou is the shovel. Tavares is the milk.

Of course this is going to be a crazy trade season.

Isles are the cow. Snow is the ass. Lou is the shovel. Tavares is the milk.
- gergeswillems

ty

The Canucks current leading goalscorer has never scored more than 12 goals in a season.

He's 31 years old.
- BINGO!

Boeser will surpass that soon. But yes, sad state we are in

So, you've narrowed your list of teams that Galchenyuk might go to 28 teams? Good stuff.

There's nothing better than the Rumor Chart.
- bcallaway

What about TWO roomer charts

So, you've narrowed your list of teams that Galchenyuk might go to 28 teams? Good stuff.
- CupOnBroadSt.

He'll have the Gally Horse 🐴 going to at least 25 of these teams and he'll still be wrong. Then he'll try to take credit for predicting which team he was traded to 5 minutes after Bobby Mac tweets it. #Duchene

What about TWO roomer charts
- Aetherial

One rumour chart for the Gally Horse 🐴 and one for the rest of the NHL.

There's an old journalistic saying that 'if a headline has a question mark in it, the answer is no'.

Eklund has never heard this.

The Canucks current leading goalscorer has never scored more than 12 goals in a season.

He's 31 years old.
- BINGO!

Killing it for my pool

There's an old journalistic saying that 'if a headline has a question mark in it, the answer is no'.

Eklund has never heard this.
- ObeseOprah

He's made a living off the question mark, stay tuned, more to come and...

There's an old journalistic saying that 'if a headline has a question mark in it, the answer is no'.

Eklund has never heard this.
- ObeseOprah

I don't know what's funnier, that saying or assuming ek is a journalist.

How about fixing your site before adjusting your Buzztron?

There's an old journalistic saying that 'if a headline has a question mark in it, the answer is no'.

Eklund has never heard this.
- ObeseOprah

Perhaps you haven't heard but the man spent years in journaljism school learning about mirrors.

Garrison is a good looking fella and has history there. Could it be that Mrs. Gudbrandson is pushing her own son out for the opportunity of a hot romance with the leagues sexiest beard?

Your insight makes me jizz #StreitInMaPants

This take is too damn hot!!