Is Bertuzzi a new coach?
- Steven_Seagull

Yes.

GM Ryan Hollweg hired him.

Gluckster's triangle was from a counterfeit Chinese jersey.
- Atomic Wedgie

EXACTLY

Could be correct. Leafs are undefeated with Moore in the lineup. Haha.

I don't mind what lines we roll out really, but the idea of other teams' bottom six having to play against Matthews/Nylander or Kadri/Marleau or JVR/Brown or Marner is pretty cool.

How do you even matchup this team?
- walshyleafsfan

Leafs are undefeated with Wedgie and HoHo not in the building.

Yes.

GM Ryan Hollweg hired him.
- Atomic Wedgie

Smrt.

Leafs are undefeated with Wedgie and HoHo not in the building.
- Atomic Wedgie

Another place HOHO is/should be banned from.

My guess is Scabby didn't consume enough empty calories at the end of the night.

When you return from the bar, you should always eat handfuls of luncheon meat, any leftover pizza you have in the fridge, chips, and whenever possible, leftover birthday cake.

And this point is key: open a beer and drink it. Then open another beer, take two sips and then pass out, so that you have to pour it in the sink the next morning while feeling shame.
- Atomic Wedgie

no I would drink it sometimes really quick.

Leafs are undefeated with Wedgie and HoHo not in the building.
- Atomic Wedgie

no I would drink it sometimes really quick.
- zazzle

Ugh that last beer when I get home is always the one that puts me over the top

Another place HOHO is/should be banned from.
- Steven_Seagull

That's hurtful.


How will I sleep tonight knowing a (frank)ing seagull wants me banned?

Yeah, Moore's a very good faceoff guy, can kill penalties and is on pace for 54.5 goals.
- walshyleafsfan

Gotta love the early season projections

That's hurtful.


How will I sleep tonight knowing a (frank)ing seagull wants me banned?



- .HOHO.

Face down ass up?

almost time to go home

I hope the Leafs beat the snot out the Sens tomorrow night.

That's hurtful.


How will I sleep tonight knowing a (frank)ing seagull wants me banned?



- .HOHO.

Try handfuls of luncheon meat, any leftover pizza you have in the fridge, chips, and whenever possible, leftover birthday cake.

Wash it down with at least two beers.

were you dressed?
did it involve.....raccoons?
- Fakepartofme

No.

And omfg Raccoons went through my garbage during the night. True story.

ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?

On a sidenote:

Where is Stormey?

I need a pallet burning, redneck, raccoon expert right now.

Try handfuls of luncheon meat, any leftover pizza you have in the fridge, chips, and whenever possible, leftover birthday cake.

Wash it down with at least two beers.
- Atomic Wedgie

Ya know what's really (frank)ed up about that.....

I actually have every single item in my fridge!

Plan the mother (frank)ing parade. Right now. You sons of female doges.

No.

And omfg Raccoons went through my garbage during the night. True story.

ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?
- Scabeh

I went to throw out the recycling stuff this morning, open the blue bin and out jumps a HUGE raccoon. Almost sh!t myself.

Now I know how the Habs feel!

Ya know what's really (frank)ed up about that.....

I actually have every single item in my fridge!


- .HOHO.

So you're getting drunk tonight is what you're saying...

eventually, Leo will need to be on the 4th line.. Can't have Marner or Brown on the 4th line..
- PatC80

I agree, time to move someone for D.

I went to throw out the recycling stuff this morning, open the blue bin and out jumps a HUGE raccoon. Almost sh!t myself.

Now I know how the Habs feel!
- .HOHO.

Raccoons aren't recyclable. When will you people learn.

So you're getting drunk tonight is what you're saying...
- Aaron_85

I'm getting drunk all weekend!
Wife's 50th

I asked her if I could trade her in for two 25 year olds.

She wasn't impressed

Raccoons aren't recyclable. When will you people learn.
- TheMussel

They are bio-degradable though.

Yeah, Moore's a very good faceoff guy, can kill penalties and is on pace for 54.5 goals.
- walshyleafsfan

54 goals?

He’s only on pace to play 42 games

That’s some bad math 🕺🏻

I'm getting drunk all weekend!
Wife's 50th

I asked her if I could trade her in for two 25 year olds.

She wasn't impressed
- .HOHO.

Lolzzz, brave!!!