Blowjob 101
- Steven_Seagull

Yes. It looks the same every game.
- Steven_Seagull

What was he thinking?

And why have they stopped calling slashing tonight? I think I saw a few there....

I mean, it depends how much...

What do you study again?
- Feeling Glucky?

Well, yes. But leak implies uncontrolled (i.e. not just a farts worth) , and the LD50 is pretty (frank)ing low...

Someone tell me why we didn't sign Alzner? He looks good tonight...

Blowjob 101
- Steven_Seagull

I knew that I recognised that writing style - it's so good to see you again, professor...

Well, yes. But leak implies uncontrolled (i.e. not just a farts worth) , and the LD50 is pretty (frank)ing low...
- lumlums

NEEEEEEEERD

Bench the JVR line...
- lumlums

Yes. They are all just floating around with dumb little flip passes that aren't even connecting.

Someone tell me why we didn't sign Alzner? He looks good tonight...
- Hockey_Reverend

Because he's poop.

I knew that I recognised that writing style - it's so good to see you again, professor...
- lumlums

(frank)....fair enough.

Someone tell me why we didn't sign Alzner? He looks good tonight...
- Hockey_Reverend

Saving space for Hornless

Did she just say "Significant NHL career.... such as Cody Hodgson..."?



- lumlums

Because he's poop.
- lumlums

Looks good tonight. More poop then Hainsey?

Looks good tonight. More poop then Hainsey?
- Hockey_Reverend

A better, younger, more expensive Hainsey signed long term. No thanks.

Kristen Shilton
@kristen_shilton
At the halfway point of the third period and the #Leafs have one shot on goal. Montreal has seven. Sub-optimal strategy.

NEEEEEEEERD
- Steven_Seagull

Maybe, but I suspect that only 50% of the two of us are employed, and that you're not on the right side of that equation...



I mean, ... SQWARK!!!!

Well, yes. But leak implies uncontrolled (i.e. not just a farts worth) , and the LD50 is pretty (frank)ing low...
- lumlums

Uncontrolled doesn’t tell you rate of flow, though.

And it’s not like we’re talking a tank of pure CO leaking


Plus, the more they’re playing, the better both teams are getting... clean air is helping them.

Kristen Shilton @kristen_shilton
now
Replying to @kristen_shilton
Fewest shots on goal in a game for the #Leafs this season is 31. They have 16 currently. Allowed 27.

Looks good tonight. More poop then Hainsey?
- Hockey_Reverend

Signed for longer and more expensively than Hainsey...

Okay, the refs have stopped calling slashing and hooking and stick work tonight? Why?

Maybe, but I suspect that only 50% of the two of us are employed, and that you're not on the right side of that equation...



I mean, ... SQWARK!!!!
- lumlums

I’m employed. Someone has to work the GH.

Uncontrolled doesn’t tell you rate of flow, though.

And it’s not like we’re talking a tank of pure CO leaking


Plus, the more they’re playing, the better both teams are getting... clean air is helping them.
- Feeling Glucky?

It's Montreal, so I suspect that they might use that to purify the air out there...

Okay, the refs have stopped calling slashing and hooking and stick work tonight? Why?
- Hockey_Reverend

League probably told them to ease off so naturally they mentally removed the slashing call entirely.

Kristen Shilton @kristen_shilton
now
Replying to @kristen_shilton
Fewest shots on goal in a game for the #Leafs this season is 31. They have 16 currently. Allowed 27.
- Fruitcakenipple

Clearly they’re working on their defensive play

Okay, the refs have stopped calling slashing and hooking and stick work tonight? Why?
- Hockey_Reverend

they are just waiting to call one against the Leafs with 3-4 minutes left.

Seriously, so many unforced errors.

Gross period.