We are severely lacking in that department.
- Ihatebrianburke

So it would appear. Typical Oilers. Can't score for half a dozen games, then they'll erupt for half dozen.

You never know...

Just curious... Anyone on this board a billionaire?
- laughs2907

Start a gofundme. People are stupid enough to fund anything.

Even if the Oilers magically come back and win, Daddy Todd should be extremely pissed.

I've been drinking heavily for the past week. I was trying to take a night off...

Thanks oilers
- Iggysbff

It's Saturday night... you should be getting plastered regardless of the hockey game

I've never hoped they'd fail.

Hence my distaste for this moron gm we have that is ruining this team.
- Iggysbff

You loved MacT and hate PC because you want the Oil to be perpetual bottom feeders so you can justify your alcoholism. I get it.

Start a gofundme. People are stupid enough to fund anything.
- Ihatebrianburke

I estimate that I'd need around 300 million USD to start. Honestly not that much when you think about it.

You never know...

Just curious... Anyone on this board a billionaire?
- laughs2907

So it would appear. Typical Oilers. Can't score for half a dozen games, then they'll erupt for half dozen.
- Wildschwein

It was embarrassing losing to Vancouver

I estimate that I'd need around 300 million USD to start. Honestly not that much when you think about it.
- laughs2907

Just need everyone in the US to donate $1

- Reveen.

It'll have certain aspects of that. Mix that with Baseketball and the WWF during the Attitude era.

One of those games where it just ain’t gonna happen. Pretty mediocre team tho


Nurse playin deec

It was embarrassing losing to Vancouver
- Ihatebrianburke

Indeed. On the bright side, as a long time Oiler fan my capacity for shame is quite high.

Just need everyone in the US to donate $1
- Reveen.

Doesn't seem that difficult does it? Endless entertainment for a mere dollar.

Indeed. On the bright side, as a long time Oiler fan my capacity for shame is quite high.
- Wildschwein

True

One of those games where it just ain’t gonna happen. Pretty mediocre team tho


Nurse playin deec
- HB77

Yamamoto had a good period as well.

One of those games where it just ain’t gonna happen. Pretty mediocre team tho


Nurse playin deec
- HB77

I agree about Nurse.

I estimate that I'd need around 300 million USD to start. Honestly not that much when you think about it.
- laughs2907

I will pitch in $0.37 to your gofundme. So not that much left at all.

I will pitch in $0.37 to your gofundme. So not that much left at all.
- Ihatebrianburke

Every bit helps

I wonder what the largest GoFundMe campaign was?

Every bit helps
- laughs2907

Get JB to work a glory hole.... $20 per blow j

So 30 shots and no goals then Ottawa scores 3 on 18

Get JB to work a glory hole.... $20 per blow j
- Reveen.

I'd gt my 300 million in no time

So 30 shots and no goals then Ottawa scores 3 on 18
- Reveen.

Meh. I don't know where those 30 came from cuz Ottawa has dominated for the most part.

The team just isn't getting any bounces. In combination with Talbot being a slow starter and our bottom-4 D looking shaky, it's a recipe for whats currently happening. Given a few more games and they'll start getting some breaks and regain their confidence.

If it helps anyone deal with the mounting losses, they've been doing well in shots and chance metrics.

So 30 shots and no goals then Ottawa scores 3 on 18
- Reveen.

Condon turned into Hasek in his prime when he found out he was starting tonight.