It's those God damn twins!
- laughs2907

They need to put Brossoit in now

Splendid my good man, absolutely splendid. Yourself?
- Wildschwein

Not too bad, sir... Not too bad at all.

200k and I'll take those brats off his hands until season's end.

How was the woods and searchung for Jihadists?
- FransNielson

I spent the summer building a temple to our Lord of Larsson.

Not too bad, sir... Not too bad at all.

200k and I'll take those brats off his hands until season's end.
- laughs2907

I can give you $25 and a coupon for a six inch sandwich at Subway.

I can give you $25 and a coupon for a six inch sandwich at Subway.
- Wildschwein

We don't have coupons for a single six inch.

I can give you $25 and a coupon for a six inch sandwich at Subway.
- Wildschwein

I'd get multiple 6 inches for that...

That's what she said.

We don't have coupons for a single six inch.
- FransNielson

I'd get multiple 6 inches for that...

That's what she said.
- laughs2907

Is she hot?

- Wildschwein

You can get one free if you have a coupon that has a drink. But that poop is a scam.

You can get one free if you have a coupon that has a drink. But that poop is a scam.
- FransNielson

Well then. On the bright side you are gainfully employed. Good stuff.

THAT WAS NOT OFFSIDE!!!

THAT WAS NOT OFFSIDE!!!
- laughs2907

Pretty bloody iffy. Like the holding call.

Well then. On the bright side you are gainfully employed. Good stuff.
- Wildschwein

Honestly I should be fired. I've been 30 mins late three times in two weeks.

I (frank)ing hate it though.

Pretty bloody iffy. Like the holding call.
- Wildschwein

Hooking

Is she hot?
- Wildschwein

Any b1tch handling multiple 6 inches is unattractive to me. I only consider firm-assed, busty virgins hot these days.

Honestly I should be fired. I've been 30 mins late three times in two weeks.

I (frank)ing hate it though.
- FransNielson

Most people hate their jobs. Still gotta show up.

Hooking
- FransNielson

My bad.

THAT WAS NOT OFFSIDE!!!
- laughs2907

The guy on the right wasn't out if the zone before Lucic went in again

Any b1tch handling multiple 6 inches is unattractive to me. I only consider firm-assed, busty virgins hot these days.
- laughs2907

Good thing you don't live in Alberta. You'd have more luck (frank)ing unicorns than finding such a lady.

Pretty bloody iffy. Like the holding call.
- Wildschwein

If the refs continue to (frank) us over now, they may not get to do it again in the playoffs.

If the refs continue to (frank) us over now, they may not get to do it again in the playoffs.
- laughs2907

How was the not a penalty shot?

The guy on the right wasn't out if the zone before Lucic went in again
- FransNielson

The puck never crossed the line... But the refs did

How was the not a penalty shot?
- FransNielson

Refs are having a rough night.

Ottawa has had 24 powerplays

Edmonton has had 10.

HOW DID THE PUCK NOT GO IN THERE? Every sh1tty goalie turns into Hasek when they play the Oilers.