Ever try Tin Cup? Made in Colorado.
- Clyde334

I have not, but on my honour I promise to look it up. I respect your opinion that much.

Didn't matter tonight however. If I didn't have booze I'd have happily drank gasoline after goal number five.

Both.
- Iggysbff

I have not, but on my honour I promise to look it up. I respect your opinion that much.

Didn't matter tonight however. If I didn't have booze I'd have happily drank gasoline after goal number five.
- Wildschwein

No .500 was my expectation once the opening lineup started taking shape. Too few injuries and too many career years to equal last years record I figured, but not a bad year overall.
- Wildschwein

That misses the playoffs.

That would be a disaster. Sure Hope not.

Maybe the team over achieved last year? Couple that possibility with the fact this in an inferior roster , throw in a couple injuries ( even just a normal amount of injuries we were lucky to avoid last season) and maybe this is just a bubble team with a generational talent?

McDavid > Eichel but cancel those two out how is this team better than the Sabres even?

We traded Hall, Ebs, Shultz and Yak and got back a #3 shutdown dman. Pathetic asset management.
- Iggysbff

We have established that PC is a mediocre-poopty GM.

Is it just me or is Scott Oake a (frank)ing twat?
- laughs2907

He lives in Winnipeg and twenty years ago during my serving days he frequented the restaurant I worked at. He was a douche every single time, like just a seriously miserable man.

Maybe the team over achieved last year? Couple that possibility with the fact this in an inferior roster , throw in a couple injuries ( even just a normal amount of injuries we were lucky to avoid last season) and maybe this is just a bubble team with a generational talent?

McDavid > Eichel but cancel those two out how is this team better than the Sabres even?
- Larsson_fan

I wouldn't go that far

But yeah this roster has issues. Just wait until next year. 62 mill committed and only 13 guys signed...going to be rough. Cant wait til we give Maroon 5 per and say Bye Nuge.

He lives in Winnipeg and twenty years ago during my serving days he frequented the restaurant I worked at. He was a douche every single time, like just a seriously miserable man.
- Ross77

Not surprised. He comes off as a huge pr1ck on television imo.

Not surprised. He comes off as a huge pr1ck on television imo.
- laughs2907

And I heard he kicks puppies in the balls.

And I heard he kicks puppies in the balls.
- smellmyfinger

What a piece of sh1t! He'll never get a position with our new league that way.

What a piece of sh1t! He'll never get a position with our new league that way.
- laughs2907

He is definitely doing it wrong, you pet puppies and kick RC in the balls.

We have established that PC is a mediocre-poopty GM.
- Larsson_fan

If Talbot doesn't turn things around in a hurry this team is (frank)ed. Need him big time.

He is definitely doing it wrong, you pet puppies and kick RC in the balls.
- smellmyfinger

I'd offer RC a team manager/mouthpiece role in our league.

I'd offer RC a team manager/mouthpiece role in our league.
- laughs2907

So I got then Color commentary job, eh?

So I got then Color commentary job, eh?
- Larsson_fan

You will definitely be considered. Nothing is set in stone for anyone just yet... There will have to be interviewing/auditions for everyone who wishes to be involved. As of right now, we're just slightly under 300 million USD away from making this a reality.

You will definitely be considered. Nothing is set in stone for anyone just yet... There will have to be interviewing/auditions for everyone who wishes to be involved. As of right now, we're just slightly under 300 million USD away from making this a reality.
- laughs2907

You don't have anyone more qualified for the job and you know it. (frank) it. I'll just start a bidding war for my services, you'll need more than 300m. Fags.

You will definitely be considered. Nothing is set in stone for anyone just yet... There will have to be interviewing/auditions for everyone who wishes to be involved. As of right now, we're just slightly under 300 million USD away from making this a reality.
- laughs2907

Is that before or after my $50 bucks?

You don't have anyone more qualified for the job and you know it. (frank) it. I'll just start a bidding war for my services, you'll need more than 300m. Fags.
- Larsson_fan

Hey hey HEY!!! You (frank)ing behave! You certainly won't be a part of our new league with that attitude. You'll do the interview/audition like everyone else... If you don't like that, than (frank) off.

Is that before or after my $50 bucks?
- smellmyfinger

That was before

Hey hey HEY!!! You (frank)ing behave! You certainly won't be a part of our new league with that attitude. You'll do the interview/audition like everyone else... If you don't like that, than (frank) off.
- laughs2907

Fine,(frank)ing off then.

Fine,(frank)ing off then.
- Larsson_fan

Fired before you were even hired... Now get the (frank) outta here!

Fired before you were even hired... Now get the (frank) outta here!
- laughs2907

Your league will fold faster than puckrant.com. Come back from that one, Jabroni!!!

Time to produce Larrson (O) here’s the panic button

Time to produce Larrson (O) here’s the panic button
- jessehub

🖕🏿Sit and spin bumhole! 👳🏿