That's pretty good.

The biggest gap last year was goalers.

Mason vs andersen will probably seperate the teams (or not)
- Tumbleweed

I can agree with that

Soooooo....

Walking back to the office. Obese woman (with obese man) in front of me throws her tissue at the garbage can. Misses. Falls onto the ground.

Walks another 20 meters to stoplight (NW corner). Waits. I confront her.

"Excuse me, you missed the garbage can. Would you mind disposing of your garbage properly?"

Woman rolls her eyes. Turns back to honour my request.

I cross the street (NW to NE), look back. Nope. She and her chubby hubby have crossed street, going south along west side of street.

I run back, check: she has left her kleenex on the ground. I grab it, run after them.

"Excuse me, you left this on the ground. I'm sure you didn't mean to litter, so I'm just going to give this back to you so that you can dispose of it properly."

"Dooo yoo reallah hooov nooothin' beh-ah toooo dooooo?"

Oh frank, they are tourists. From Scotland. Frank it, I'm already all in.

"Well, when it comes to keeping my city clean from litter, no I really do not have anything better to do. How would you feel if I was a guest in your city and threw my trash on the ground?" Hand her Kleenex back to her. She takes it.

They said a few choice words to me, but to be honest I couldn't understand a word that they said, so I assumed they told me how much they loved to frank sheep and how they had never eaten a vegetable in their lives (and it showed).

The incident ended with me walking down the east side of the street, staring at them, and them walking down the west side of the street, looking menacingly at me. They then turned right, after which I'm sure they through the Kleenex on the ground.

I apologize for nothing.

P.S. My maternal family tree is from Scotland, so I have immunity to make these remarks.
- Atomic Wedgie

*Threw

Habs team > Marincin.

Feel better now ?
- Cfser

I'm just glad the Habs don't have to face the Marlies again this season.

Soooooo....

Walking back to the office. Obese woman (with obese man) in front of me throws her tissue at the garbage can. Misses. Falls onto the ground.

Walks another 20 meters to stoplight (NW corner). Waits. I confront her.

"Excuse me, you missed the garbage can. Would you mind disposing of your garbage properly?"

Woman rolls her eyes. Turns back to honour my request.

I cross the street (NW to NE), look back. Nope. She and her chubby hubby have crossed street, going south along west side of street.

I run back, check: she has left her kleenex on the ground. I grab it, run after them.

"Excuse me, you left this on the ground. I'm sure you didn't mean to litter, so I'm just going to give this back to you so that you can dispose of it properly."

"Dooo yoo reallah hooov nooothin' beh-ah toooo dooooo?"

Oh frank, they are tourists. From Scotland. Frank it, I'm already all in.

"Well, when it comes to keeping my city clean from litter, no I really do not have anything better to do. How would you feel if I was a guest in your city and threw my trash on the ground?" Hand her Kleenex back to her. She takes it.

They said a few choice words to me, but to be honest I couldn't understand a word that they said, so I assumed they told me how much they loved to frank sheep and how they had never eaten a vegetable in their lives (and it showed).

The incident ended with me walking down the east side of the street, staring at them, and them walking down the west side of the street, looking menacingly at me. They then turned right, after which I'm sure they through the Kleenex on the ground.

I apologize for nothing.

P.S. My maternal family tree is from Scotland, so I have immunity to make these remarks.
- Atomic Wedgie

You picked up her SNOT RAG?

As a Habs fan that loves to stirr things up!

- Scabeh

As a Bruins fan that does as well, I completely agree with this guy that roots for a poopbag team

As a Bruins fan that does as well, I completely agree with this guy that roots for a poopbag team
- RickJames77

Lums?

Lums?
- Scabeh

nobody agrees with Lums unless they love sucking it.

You picked up her SNOT RAG?
- .HOHO.

Yeah, that was kinda the weird part.

As soon as I got back to the office, I scrubbed my hands for five minutes.

*Threw
- markmark

Frank!

Corrected it.

I'm just glad the Habs don't have to face the Marlies again this season.
- Scabeh

They did have a lot to play for, there was 12 guys playing hard to get 2 spots.

Wedgie, I just wanted to be a jerk because it was you.
.
But I am very happy I have company in this world when it comes to shaming people like this. I do a lot of travelling for vacations which often include hiking and visiting natural wonders. SO MANY wienerheadS. My girlfriend hates it but I straight rip into people much in the way you did... be alarmingly polite and smug to make them not litter/cross the barrier/carve their name in that/etc/etc/etc/etc.

Bonus: I love when I hold the door for people and they don't say "thank you" because I'll turn to them and in a very loud voice announce "YOU ARE WELCOME".

They did have a lot to play for, there was 12 guys playing hard to get 2 spots.
- Cfser

This reads like a tag line on the front of a 90s porno VHS.

Yeah, that was kinda the weird part.

As soon as I got back to the office, I scrubbed my hands for five minutes.
- Atomic Wedgie

And the fact that you followed them down the street.

Soooooo....

Walking back to the office. Obese woman (with obese man) in front of me throws her tissue at the garbage can. Misses. Falls onto the ground.

Walks another 20 meters to stoplight (NW corner). Waits. I confront her.

"Excuse me, you missed the garbage can. Would you mind disposing of your garbage properly?"

Woman rolls her eyes. Turns back to honour my request.

I cross the street (NW to NE), look back. Nope. She and her chubby hubby have crossed street, going south along west side of street.

I run back, check: she has left her kleenex on the ground. I grab it, run after them.

"Excuse me, you left this on the ground. I'm sure you didn't mean to litter, so I'm just going to give this back to you so that you can dispose of it properly."

"Dooo yoo reallah hooov nooothin' beh-ah toooo dooooo?"

Oh frank, they are tourists. From Scotland. Frank it, I'm already all in.

"Well, when it comes to keeping my city clean from litter, no I really do not have anything better to do. How would you feel if I was a guest in your city and threw my trash on the ground?" Hand her Kleenex back to her. She takes it.

They said a few choice words to me, but to be honest I couldn't understand a word that they said, so I assumed they told me how much they loved to frank sheep and how they had never eaten a vegetable in their lives (and it showed).

The incident ended with me walking down the east side of the street, staring at them, and them walking down the west side of the street, looking menacingly at me. They then turned right, after which I'm sure they threw the Kleenex on the ground.

I apologize for nothing.

P.S. My maternal family tree is from Scotland, so I have immunity to make these remarks.
- Atomic Wedgie

This sounds like the cyclist in Kensington market did something similar to this guys in van who threw his garbage out his window. The guy the van took exception to it and started to engage her physically.

I can agree with that
- Ross77

you and your team can still suck it tomorrow night

This sounds like the cyclist in Kensington market did something similar to this guys in van who though his garbage out his window. The guy the van took exception to it and started to engage her physically.
- zazzle

So you're saying if the lady would've been driving a van Wedgie would've gotten laid?

Wedgie, I just wanted to be a jerk because it was you.
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But I am very happy I have company in this world when it comes to shaming people like this. I do a lot of travelling for vacations which often include hiking and visiting natural wonders. SO MANY wienerheadS. My girlfriend hates it but I straight rip into people much in the way you did... be alarmingly polite and smug to make them not litter/cross the barrier/carve their name in that/etc/etc/etc/etc.

Bonus: I love when I hold the door for people and they don't say "thank you" because I'll turn to them and in a very loud voice announce "YOU ARE WELCOME".
- markmark

As a runner, I spend a lot of times in parks and public spaces.

I just can't understand how anyone could ever think it is acceptable to throw a Subway drink cup or potato chip bag onto the ground.

Like, why are you in this park or ravine in the first place? Because it is so tranquil/relaxing/beautiful, right?

So why the frank are you making it ugly? Would it really kill you to crumple up the cup or bag and shove it in your pocket and hang on to it for another hour?

P.S. I'm a grammar Nazi. No need to apologize - I actually appreciate you pointing out the error.

So you're saying if the lady would've been driving a van Wedgie would've gotten laid out cold?
- markmark

perhaps

This sounds like the cyclist in Kensington market did something similar to this guys in van who through his garbage out his window. The guy the van took exception to it and started to engage her physically.
- zazzle

Not going to lie to you:

About 30 seconds in, I wondered if the scene was going to get ugly. Scotland is a very rough, tough, stab you in the face if you look at me wrong kinda place.

Scotland is the assault capital of the world according to UN stats on violent crime

UN figures say you're seven times more likely to be attacked here than any other country in the world - but the Scottish Government is unhappy with the judgement.

http://www.dailyrecord.co...l-world-according-6391138

I kept my distance. And I knew I could always outrun them.

As a runner, I spend a lot of times in parks and public spaces.

I just can't understand how anyone could ever think it is acceptable to throw a Subway drink cup or potato chip bag onto the ground.

Like, why are you in this park or ravine in the first place? Because it is so tranquil/relaxing/beautiful, right?

So why the frank are you making it ugly? Would it really kill you to crumple up the cup or bag and shove it in your pocket and hang on to it for another hour?

P.S. I'm a grammar Nazi. No need to apologize - I actually appreciate you pointing out the error.
- Atomic Wedgie

A park protecting vigilante grammar Nazi. You are a man of many hats Mr. Wedgie.

Not going to lie to you:

About 30 seconds in, I wondered if the scene was going to get ugly. Scotland is a very rough, tough, stab you in the face if you look at me wrong kinda place.

Scotland is the assault capital of the world according to UN stats on violent crime

UN figures say you're seven times more likely to be attacked here than any other country in the world - but the Scottish Government is unhappy with the judgement.

http://www.dailyrecord.co...l-world-according-6391138

I kept my distance. And I knew I could always outrun them.
- Atomic Wedgie

I visited there for the first time this past spring. The rural folks (highlands) do noooot like the urban folks.

nobody agrees with Lums unless they love sucking it.
- Symba007

The Gull does. Dirty, dirty bird.

Wedgie, I just wanted to be a jerk because it was you.
.
But I am very happy I have company in this world when it comes to shaming people like this. I do a lot of travelling for vacations which often include hiking and visiting natural wonders. SO MANY wienerheadS. My girlfriend hates it but I straight rip into people much in the way you did... be alarmingly polite and smug to make them not litter/cross the barrier/carve their name in that/etc/etc/etc/etc.

Bonus: I love when I hold the door for people and they don't say "thank you" because I'll turn to them and in a very loud voice announce "YOU ARE WELCOME".
- markmark

This is one of my personal favorites

I do this all the time

Some of the looks you get are priceless

A park protecting vigilante grammar Nazi. You are a man of many hats Mr. Wedgie.
- PlatosRepucklic

Wedgie for President.

Wedgie, I just wanted to be a jerk because it was you.
.
But I am very happy I have company in this world when it comes to shaming people like this. I do a lot of travelling for vacations which often include hiking and visiting natural wonders. SO MANY wienerheadS. My girlfriend hates it but I straight rip into people much in the way you did... be alarmingly polite and smug to make them not litter/cross the barrier/carve their name in that/etc/etc/etc/etc.

Bonus: I love when I hold the door for people and they don't say "thank you" because I'll turn to them and in a very loud voice announce "YOU ARE WELCOME".
- markmark

Yes! There's a special place in hell for those (frank)ers who don't say thank you when the door is held for them.