💩liot to Van💩ver, sounds like it could have some 💩tential!

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💩liot to Van💩ver, sounds like it could have some 💩tential!

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- As_I_See_It

My 3 year old son would love that joke.

💩liot to Van💩ver, sounds like it could have some 💩tential!

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- As_I_See_It

I think Vancouver is going to be disappointed when they find out that they read his stat sheet wrong and that he's actually 23 years old, not 32.

My 3 year old son would love that joke.
- Scabeh

Just as his father does...

My 3 year old son would love that joke.
- Scabeh

I instantly regretted hitting the submit button.

Be sure to let him know that Lu💩l failed his second physical too.

Just as his father does...
- lumlums

Never met the guy.

I think Vancouver is going to be disappointed when they find out that they read his stat sheet wrong and that he's actually 23 years old, not 32.
- TheMussel

Imagine how Pouliot feels going from the cup winners to that dumpster fire.

Never met the guy.



- Scabeh

i did think it was funny

I instantly regretted hitting the submit button.

Be sure to let him know that Lu💩l failed his second physical too.
- As_I_See_💩

yes

Imagine how Pouliot feels going from the cup winners to that dumpster fire.
- justmike

cant wait for Thursday morning when these boards are filled with Jets and Leafs fans spouting off things like

if your team lost;
-its one game!! settle down
-did the (winning team) make the playoffs and win the cup, NO
-cancel the parade

if your team won;
-suck it (losing teams fans base) told you we were better!!!
-hahahahahahaha
-plan the parade

cant wait for Thursday morning when these boards are filled with Jets and Leafs fans spouting off things like

if your team lost;
-its one game!! settle down
-did the (winning team) make the playoffs and win the cup, NO
-cancel the parade

if your team won;
-suck it (losing teams fans base) told you we were better!!!
-hahahahahahaha
-plan the parade
- Ross77

Clearly you forgot the obvious comparison betwenn Laine and Matthews and how whoever scored more in that game is obviously the better player.

Imagine how Pouliot feels going from the cup winners to that dumpster fire.
- justmike

Team wise yes.
But he gets to relocate from pittsburg to Vanpoover.

HUGE upgrade city wise.

Clearly you forgot the obvious comparison betwenn Laine and Matthews and how whoever scored more in that game is obviously the better player.
- Scabeh

Nah, that's already been settle.

Well

it was never really a debate.

Matthews was and is better.

No need to ever bring it up.

Nah, that's already been settle.

Well

it was never really a debate.

Matthews was and is better.

No need to ever bring it up.
- Fakepartofme

See this is just wrong. They both have their strengths. Matthews is better at controlling the play, Laine is far better at scoring own goals!

Nah, that's already been settle.

Well

it was never really a debate.

Matthews was and is better.

No need to ever bring it up.
- Fakepartofme

If you are going to take these teams to match and compare players it's easy;

Shief vrs Mathews
Laine vrs Marner
Ehlers vrs Nylander
Little vrs Bozak
Trouba vrs Reily
Morrisey vrs Gardiner
Wheeler vrs JVR

now, lets just assume Jets fans will take their side and Leafs fans will take there side and not even go down this road. What I will concede is the Jets don't have a Kadri and Leafs don't have a Buff

If you are going to take these teams to match and compare players it's easy;

Shief vrs Mathews
Laine vrs Marner
Ehlers vrs Nylander
Little vrs Bozak
Trouba vrs Reily
Morrisey vrs Gardiner
Wheeler vrs JVR

now, lets just assume Jets fans will take their side and Leafs fans will take there side and not even go down this road. What I will concede is the Jets don't have a Kadri and Leafs don't have a Buff
- Ross77

I'd flip Ehlers and Laine (due to style of play)

If you are going to take these teams to match and compare players it's easy;

Shief vrs Mathews
Laine vrs Marner
Ehlers vrs Nylander
Little vrs Bozak
Trouba vrs Reily
Morrisey vrs Gardiner
Wheeler vrs JVR

now, lets just assume Jets fans will take their side and Leafs fans will take there side and not even go down this road. What I will concede is the Jets don't have a Kadri and Leafs don't have a Buff
- Ross77

As a Habs fan that loves to stirr things up!

Guys I know we like to poop on Marincin.

But him making the team as the 7th guy ahead of Rosen isn't a bad thing.

Rosen can develop on the Marlies, and still have an opportunity to get a chance with the big club if Borgman isn't doing as great as management had hoped.

However, I do think Borgman will hold it down this season and play with the Leafs for most of the year (unless injury occurs)

Shief vrs Mathews WE WIN!
Laine vrs Marner YOU WIN!
Ehlers vrs Nylander WE WIN!
Little vrs Bozak YOU WIN!
Trouba vrs Reily WE WIN!
Morrisey vrs Gardiner WE WIN!
Wheeler vrs JVR WE WIN!


- Ross77

Now (frank) off back to the Jets thread!

Soooooo....

Walking back to the office. Obese woman (with obese man) in front of me throws her tissue at the garbage can. Misses. Falls onto the ground.

Walks another 20 meters to stoplight (NW corner). Waits. I confront her.

"Excuse me, you missed the garbage can. Would you mind disposing of your garbage properly?"

Woman rolls her eyes. Turns back to honour my request.

I cross the street (NW to NE), look back. Nope. She and her chubby hubby have crossed street, going south along west side of street.

I run back, check: she has left her kleenex on the ground. I grab it, run after them.

"Excuse me, you left this on the ground. I'm sure you didn't mean to litter, so I'm just going to give this back to you so that you can dispose of it properly."

"Dooo yoo reallah hooov nooothin' beh-ah toooo dooooo?"

Oh frank, they are tourists. From Scotland. Frank it, I'm already all in.

"Well, when it comes to keeping my city clean from litter, no I really do not have anything better to do. How would you feel if I was a guest in your city and threw my trash on the ground?" Hand her Kleenex back to her. She takes it.

They said a few choice words to me, but to be honest I couldn't understand a word that they said, so I assumed they told me how much they loved to frank sheep and how they had never eaten a vegetable in their lives (and it showed).

The incident ended with me walking down the east side of the street, staring at them, and them walking down the west side of the street, looking menacingly at me. They then turned right, after which I'm sure they threw the Kleenex on the ground.

I apologize for nothing.

P.S. My maternal family tree is from Scotland, so I have immunity to make these remarks.

If you are going to take these teams to match and compare players it's easy;

Shief vrs Mathews
Laine vrs Marner
Ehlers vrs Nylander
Little vrs Bozak
Trouba vrs Reily
Morrisey vrs Gardiner
Wheeler vrs JVR

now, lets just assume Jets fans will take their side and Leafs fans will take there side and not even go down this road. What I will concede is the Jets don't have a Kadri and Leafs don't have a Buff
- Ross77

That's pretty good.

The biggest gap last year was goalers.

Mason vs andersen will probably seperate the teams (or not)

As a Habs fan that loves to stirr things up!

- Scabeh

Habs team > Marincin.

Feel better now ?

Now (frank) off back to the Jets thread!
- .HOHO.

what Jets thread?

Soooooo....

Walking back to the office. Obese woman (with obese man) in front of me throws her tissue at the garbage can. Misses. Falls onto the ground.

Walks another 20 meters to stoplight (NW corner). Waits. I confront her.

"Excuse me, you missed the garbage can. Would you mind disposing of your garbage properly?"

Woman rolls her eyes. Turns back to honour my request.

I cross the street (NW to NE), look back. Nope. She and her chubby hubby have crossed street, going south along west side of street.

I run back, check: she has left her kleenex on the ground. I grab it, run after them.

"Excuse me, you left this on the ground. I'm sure you didn't mean to litter, so I'm just going to give this back to you so that you can dispose of it properly."

"Dooo yoo reallah hooov nooothin' beh-ah toooo dooooo?"

Oh frank, they are tourists. From Scotland. Frank it, I'm already all in.

"Well, when it comes to keeping my city clean from litter, no I really do not have anything better to do. How would you feel if I was a guest in your city and threw my trash on the ground?" Hand her Kleenex back to her. She takes it.

They said a few choice words to me, but to be honest I couldn't understand a word that they said, so I assumed they told me how much they loved to frank sheep and how they had never eaten a vegetable in their lives (and it showed).

The incident ended with me walking down the east side of the street, staring at them, and them walking down the west side of the street, looking menacingly at me. They then turned right, after which I'm sure they through the Kleenex on the ground.

I apologize for nothing.

P.S. My maternal family tree is from Scotland, so I have immunity to make these remarks.
- Atomic Wedgie

Not all heroes wear capes wedgie.