Cheaters
- LeftCoaster

No one is cheating.

He sat down and smiled. A shy kind of smile.

"You do this often?" He asked. His pale blue eyes begging the question.

I smile, nervously. His shirt was strewn on the chair and his rippling abs absorbed the faint ethereal light.

"All the time Joffrey...may I call you Joffrey? Sorry." I mumble the last bit nervously. It's not every day that I get to meet a famous athlete and prime specimen.

"Sure, no problem Doc. So, what do I need to do to pass this physical?" He asked.

I showed him and he began his set of routine exercises. Every toned inch of him glistening. After he was done and I was done...observing...he asked "So Doc! Did I pass?"

I bite my lip, this perfect specimen of a man has shown all he can, but alas, I have another man in my life. An older man, a man of dispassion and control. "No Joffrey, I'm afraid you didn't, you'll have to be placed on IR."

His eyes well up with hurt, he knows, secretly, that he is the best and most capable athlete in the world. He is Crosby, he is Malkin, he is McDavid. He turns away, hard muscles daring the world to say "no."

"I suppose it was not meant to be." He mourns.

"No...no it wasn't." I lament with a catch in my voice.
- AdamFrench

How I miss the old days of drinking booze and playing COD with you before I got married and had a kid

Leafs playing WPG for season opener....not sure how that one came about either.

Last 10 year starts...

WPG
OTT
MTL
MTL
MTL
MTL
MTL
MTL
MTL
DET
- DamnBrasKiss

Its great that we opened with the Jets.....so sick of playing Montreal or anyone in our division.

I'm not sure where the brass here stance is on erotica.
- LeafMan

Just fire up the (frank)in Hub Lou.

Stop trying to fight the urge!

I will post this once again for those who didn't see my post in the last blog.

I was informed from the top that HB will not be a forum for politically charged discussions, I ask you kindly, please stick to hockey and not about the shootings or politics. Thanks.
- LeafMan

What about ‘shooting’ a ‘charge’ to back of Lums’ throat? If that’s wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Bigly.

He sat down and smiled. A shy kind of smile.

"You do this often?" He asked. His pale blue eyes begging the question.

I smile, nervously. His shirt was strewn on the chair and his rippling abs absorbed the faint ethereal light.

"All the time Joffrey...may I call you Joffrey? Sorry." I mumble the last bit nervously. It's not every day that I get to meet a famous athlete and prime specimen.

"Sure, no problem Doc. So, what do I need to do to pass this physical?" He asked.

I showed him and he began his set of routine exercises. Every toned inch of him glistening. After he was done and I was done...observing...he asked "So Doc! Did I pass?"

I bite my lip, this perfect specimen of a man has shown all he can, but alas, I have another man in my life. An older man, a man of dispassion and control. "No Joffrey, I'm afraid you didn't, you'll have to be placed on IR."

His eyes well up with hurt, he knows, secretly, that he is the best and most capable athlete in the world. He is Crosby, he is Malkin, he is McDavid. He turns away, hard muscles daring the world to say "no."

"I suppose it was not meant to be." He mourns.

"No...no it wasn't." I lament with a catch in my voice.
- AdamFrench

$247 (ALL IN) for the New Pro Adidas Jersey.
Do I get Matthews or Willy?

$247 (ALL IN) for the New Pro Adidas Jersey.
Do I get Matthews or Willy?
- .HOHO.

Marincin

$247 (ALL IN) for the New Pro Adidas Jersey.
Do I get Matthews or Willy?
- .HOHO.

Matthander is your best bet.

$247 (ALL IN) for the New Pro Adidas Jersey.
Do I get Matthews or Willy?
- .HOHO.

Jagr

How I miss the old days of drinking booze and playing COD with you before I got married and had a kid
- DamnBrasKiss

How's the life Colin?

Jagr
- RickJames77

lupul

lupul
- Tumbleweed

What about Robidas with the number 0 to represent the island?

$247 (ALL IN) for the New Pro Adidas Jersey.
Do I get Matthews or Willy?
- .HOHO.

I understand you get Willy all the time, I would get Matthews...

What about Robidas with the number 0 to represent the island?
- RickJames77

now that's worth putting on a $250 jersey.

What about Robidas with the number 0 to represent the island?
- RickJames77

Why not Horton with the number 0, for the amount of games he has/will play for the Leafs?

$247 (ALL IN) for the New Pro Adidas Jersey.
Do I get Matthews or Willy?
- .HOHO.

Will Ny The Sniping Guy

Why not Horton with the number 0, for the amount of games he has/will play for the Leafs?
- Thug_Trump

Weber has really shown that people in wheelchairs can play in this league. Horton will make a comeback

is vegas making a couple minor trades today or what?

Weber has really shown that people in wheelchairs can play in this league. Horton will make a comeback
- RickJames77

Tom Petty is more alive than Horton.



Too soon?

Tom Petty is more alive than Horton.



Too soon?
- Thug_Trump

Yer so Bad. The tears are Free Fallin'

$247 (ALL IN) for the New Pro Adidas Jersey.
Do I get Matthews or Willy?
- .HOHO.

Order it from China...you can get Willy/Auston/Marner & Martin all for that price.

Order it from China...you can get Willy/Auston/Marner & Martin all for that price.
- Garnie

(frank) that!

Get a rash from those cheap P.O.S.

Weber has really shown that people in wheelchairs can play in this league. Horton will make a comeback
- RickJames77

I have a bet with a friend on how many players will be injured blocking a Weber shot this season.

Sidebet on how many of those are Habs players.

I went with 3-1... he's got 2-2

(frank) that!

Get a rash from those cheap P.O.S.
- .HOHO.

You could go on LTIR and golf more...I don't see the problem here.