23# The Bruins and Pastrnak do not come to terms. Pastrnak absolutely tears up the KHL. Then bangs Kovalchuks wife while on a Seguin level cocaine bender. He's then labeled as an uppity kid and traded for Danny Kristo, Louis Leblanc, and a 100$ Tim Hortons gift card.
- glove_was_stuck

And OEL puts wasabi in his cocaine because Jarret stoll doesnt even lift.

You preview the Habs every day. Good thing you're giving us another one

Eklund: Time for "Ek's 5th Annual Whackiest Predictions" Buzz@ Noon Previews Habs
- Eklund

My gut feeling tells me Columbus blue jackets first overall in 2005 Gilbert Creme Bruler will be the hero .....

meh...

Merriam Webster corrects the spelling of wackiest to whackiest in 2018.

You forgot 1, Bobby will be the new Leafs ref....
- bobbyisno1

no he did not as that spot has been revered for moi.

Dude. Just. Not. Happening.


Toughest. Division. In. Hockey.
- Doc_Sarcasm

What part of long shot confused you? There is always that 1% chance in hockey

And OEL puts wasabi in his cocaine because Jarret stoll doesnt even lift.
- dothedougie

He never did

My wack prediction - Karlsson gets traded right before deadline...in reality i doubt it

Eklund will post a series of ridiculous rumours that have no basis in fact and are designed solely to increase clicks.

Result: 2 by Christmas, Gallant and Capuano…Hitchcock would happen late January…followed by Julien and then Therrien.

Jack Capuano was fired January 17th 2017...

What part of long shot confused you? There is always that 1% chance in hockey
- xShoot4WarAmpsx

this is not a long shot. this is a not happening shot.


they're a long shot to make the playoffs.

So are you saying the NHL is going to re-align the Conferences again to add an expansion Quebec team or are you saying a team is going to move to Quebec?

Because as it sits right now, the only expansion is in the West seeing how it still has one less team then the East.
- LAkings96

Just put the Wings back out West where they belong.

Wow Ek had more whacky predictions come true than rumours that he put out. Not sure what to make of this.

Wow Ek had more whacky predictions come true than rumours that he put out. Not sure what to make of this.
- EyeJay

It's almost like they're all conjured up the same way...

It's almost like they're all conjured up the same way...
- mgriffen

No, that's not it.

There must be some other explanation.



McDavid Eichel finish 1-2 in scoring.

Matthews is 9th behind Benn/Seguin/Crosby/Malkin/PKane/Draisatl

Eklund will post a series of ridiculous rumours that have no basis in fact and are designed solely to increase clicks.
- stringerbell

involving either Toronto or Montreal with some side of Philly.

Jack Capuano was fired January 17th 2017...
- fitz91

There you go getting all facty again.

My whacky predictions:
--Iginla accepts PTO with the Oilers & makes the team. Gets 50 goals again playing with McDavid (50 of his 50 goals are rebounds after arriving very late to the net trying to keep up with McD)
--Doan accepts PTO with the Flames & makes the team. Gets 50 goals playing with Johnny H ( 50 of his 50 goals are rebounds after arriving very late to the net trying to keep up with Johnny H)
--Jagr accepts PTO with the Leafs & makes the team. Gets 50 goals playing with Matthews. ( 50 of his 50 goals are rebounds after arriving very late to the net trying to keep up with Matthews)


It could happen!!

My whacky predictions:
--Iginla accepts PTO with the Oilers & makes the team. Gets 50 goals again playing with McDavid (50 of his 50 goals are rebounds after arriving very late to the net trying to keep up with McD)
--Doan accepts PTO with the Flames & makes the team. Gets 50 goals playing with Johnny H ( 50 of his 50 goals are rebounds after arriving very late to the net trying to keep up with Johnny H)
--Jagr accepts PTO with the Leafs & makes the team. Gets 50 goals playing with Matthews. ( 50 of his 50 goals are rebounds after arriving very late to the net trying to keep up with Matthews)


It could happen!!
- hags11

Actually Doan comes out of retirement (I forgot that he actually retired)

#21. The NY Islanders will finish ahead of the NY Rangers.

1) Who didn't see the homer pick of the Flyers?

2) The NYI/NYR pick isn't that whacky.


My whacky prediction: Carolina finishes #2 in the Metro followed by Pens and Caps.

#21. The NY Islanders will finish ahead of the NY Rangers.



- KreiderBomb

I don't think that's too far-fetched. You guys will definitely have a much improved defense, but your offense could take a major hit.

Isles got better offensively while losing Hamonic, so it's really kinda 50/50 between you guys.

No, that's not it.

There must be some other explanation.



McDavid Eichel finish 1-2 in scoring.

Matthews is 9th behind Benn/Seguin/Crosby/Malkin/PKane/Draisatl
- Aetherial

Mark Scheifele?

If healthy it should still be McJesus-Crosby 1/2 then take your pick.

Never happens

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