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buddzy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 03.03.2017

Aug 8 @ 11:04 PM ET
Still upset about my ban and tired of all the PM propositions...plus they only propositioned me after Spatso...(frank)ing Spatso got invited to "suck it" before me.

If I was smarter or more body image secure, I would think the whole thing was just a giant ploy to get Spatso into interminable prostitution.

But wtf to I know.

JVR for Doughty, Muzzin and a 1st.

- underhill14


This, a lot of it
marklaprise
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: SOMEWHERE in Ontario, ON
Joined: 07.24.2009

Aug 9 @ 12:46 AM ET

- Tumbleweed


I bet the weather folks didn't see that cumming..
Steven_Seagull
Joined: 03.03.2016

Aug 9 @ 1:51 AM ET
Because Ek is technically running a gay prostitution site in the Leafs' Blog comments section.

Everytime I'm in here, someone is sucking it or telling someone to suck it and... keep this is between us...when business gets slow the Mods disappear and a lot of really dirty GIFs get posted to drum up horniness and business.

All of the prostitution deals are quietly being done and negotiated in PMs and the money exchanges hands in "BJ Bitcoins"....their cutsie little name for it not mine....and everything hums along.

I think the Bird, the Doctor and the Ho are the real gay-hookers but also recruit so be careful. Dozzer might be the pimp/ring leader...but I can't confirm and he seems nice enough so would hate to accuse.

Also, they might even be running a cat burglar ring that steals hockey memorabilia out of gay bars in Toronto, but can't find the proof for that yet....and I've been to almost all of them looking. It was rumored a while back that some of these guys were even behind the OJ Simpson memorabilia incident that sent him to jail...but again no proof.

I think it's that................OR......................it could be (frank)ing August and there is jack (frank) all to talk about that hasn't already been talked about 100 (frank)ing times.


But I'm not really sure and welcome to the thread.

- underhill14



Unholy-Goalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I am the ALL KNOWING UGTARD! You are wrong because I said so!
Joined: 11.18.2011

Aug 9 @ 7:05 AM ET
Because Ek is technically running a gay prostitution site in the Leafs' Blog comments section.

Everytime I'm in here, someone is sucking it or telling someone to suck it and... keep this is between us...when business gets slow the Mods disappear and a lot of really dirty GIFs get posted to drum up horniness and business.

All of the prostitution deals are quietly being done and negotiated in PMs and the money exchanges hands in "BJ Bitcoins"....their cutsie little name for it not mine....and everything hums along.

I think the Bird, the Doctor and the Ho are the real gay-hookers but also recruit so be careful. Dozzer might be the pimp/ring leader...but I can't confirm and he seems nice enough so would hate to accuse.

Also, they might even be running a cat burglar ring that steals hockey memorabilia out of gay bars in Toronto, but can't find the proof for that yet....and I've been to almost all of them looking. It was rumored a while back that some of these guys were even behind the OJ Simpson memorabilia incident that sent him to jail...but again no proof.

I think it's that................OR......................it could be (frank)ing August and there is jack (frank) all to talk about that hasn't already been talked about 100 (frank)ing times.


But I'm not really sure and welcome to the thread.

- underhill14



Oh my.
gravyface
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I wouldn't even trade [Marner] for McDavid -- UsernameUnknown
Joined: 02.19.2009

Aug 9 @ 7:46 AM ET
Oh my.
- Unholy-Goalie


Lou better do something. All this inactivity is tearing us apart.
bixll
Location: New Glasgow, NS
Joined: 09.04.2008

Aug 9 @ 7:51 AM ET
Lou better do something. All this inactivity is tearing us apart.
- gravyface



Unpossible..
bixll
Location: New Glasgow, NS
Joined: 09.04.2008

Aug 9 @ 7:52 AM ET
Oh my.
- Unholy-Goalie


You made it back...



Place is like a ghost town these days,,,, Cheers
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 9 @ 8:27 AM ET
You made it back...



Place is like a ghost town these days,,,, Cheers

- bixll



Everyone's worried about Guam and the Guamians.
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Aug 9 @ 8:49 AM ET
Still upset about my ban and tired of all the PM propositions...plus they only propositioned me after Spatso...(frank)ing Spatso got invited to "suck it" before me.

If I was smarter or more body image secure, I would think the whole thing was just a giant ploy to get Spatso into interminable prostitution.

But wtf to I know.

JVR for Doughty, Muzzin and a 1st.

- underhill14


Spatso!

Steven_Seagull
Joined: 03.03.2016

Aug 9 @ 9:14 AM ET
Lou better do something. All this inactivity is tearing us apart.
- gravyface



According to Barb's post this place has never been more....intimate.
Steven_Seagull
Joined: 03.03.2016

Aug 9 @ 9:17 AM ET
Spatso!


- Aetherial



The greatest punchline to any joke.


Two Jews walk into a bar.
Spatso.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Spatso.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
(frank)ing spatso!


(Yes I stole Lewis Black's Michael Jackson bit )
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Aug 9 @ 9:27 AM ET
I am a terrifically talented Schwein.
- Wildschwein



Ready for the next avatar bet?
walshyleafsfan
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I really don't care about Nylander, I really hope he gets injured and is out - Makita
Joined: 07.14.2011

Aug 9 @ 9:39 AM ET
Anyone receive an update from Kaptaan about the Leafs playoff chances?
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I'm bi. Why limit yourself with half of the possible delicious pleasures of life - Fredo, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Aug 9 @ 9:41 AM ET
Spatso!


- Aetherial

zazzle
Joined: 01.19.2013

Aug 9 @ 9:44 AM ET
Anyone receive an update from Kaptaan about the Leafs playoff chances?
- walshyleafsfan



TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Aug 9 @ 9:45 AM ET
Anyone receive an update from Kaptaan about the Leafs playoff chances?
- walshyleafsfan


Chances are the Tampa Bay Lightning hop in a time machine and change the course of history so the Leafs end up in 10th place (Islanders in 9th)
BlackhawkDown
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Peterborough, ON
Joined: 08.01.2012

Aug 9 @ 9:53 AM ET
Leafs missed the best opportunity to move him, before the draft when teams had money and space. Now he is definitely a deadline deal asset.

Squilliam-
Calgary Flames
Location: Diagon Alley
Joined: 10.25.2016

Aug 9 @ 9:59 AM ET
TJ Brodie for JVR
Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014

Aug 9 @ 10:03 AM ET
TJ Brodie for JVR
- Squilliam-


Done
bixll
Location: New Glasgow, NS
Joined: 09.04.2008

Aug 9 @ 10:05 AM ET
Leafs missed the best opportunity to move him, before the draft when teams had money and space. Now he is definitely a deadline deal asset.
- BlackhawkDown




Oh NO.... Now what will we do...
bixll
Location: New Glasgow, NS
Joined: 09.04.2008

Aug 9 @ 10:05 AM ET
Done
- Tumbleweed



Not hard to tell its August.
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Aug 9 @ 10:09 AM ET
TJ Brodie for JVR
- Squilliam-



Brodie is another LHD, we need more RHD..

Anyone else you willing to trade for JVR?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Aug 9 @ 10:14 AM ET
Leafs missed the best opportunity to move him, before the draft when teams had money and space. Now he is definitely a deadline deal asset.
- BlackhawkDown

Meh, the leafs will still trade him. They have lots of forwards, so there will be a trade.
Its part of their plan to get better.

Did you guys see that new show about two stupid babies with nukes...gonna blow the ratings away.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Aug 9 @ 10:16 AM ET
TJ Brodie for JVR
- Squilliam-

I had asked Brian Burke a month or so ago to trade Gaudreau to the leafs....he quickly said NO!...maybe I should have asked for Hamilton instead?

Next plane ride.
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I'm bi. Why limit yourself with half of the possible delicious pleasures of life - Fredo, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Aug 9 @ 10:16 AM ET
Meh, the leafs will still trade him. They have lots of forwards, so there will be a trade.
Its part of their plan to get better.

Did you guys see that new show about two stupid babies with nukes...gonna be blow the ratings away.

- Fakepartofme

the title will be: Fury and Fire, the battle of low IQ's
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