Very fair
- JohnScammo

I give this offseason a Z-

Not my fault NHL keeps making me look good and backing up my points.
- ses111

Well, training camp is just a few short weeks away. So there's that. Nfl training camps are getting set to kick off(see what I did there?). All is not lost, my friend.

I would like to echo these sentiments
- mdw7413

Stfu. Take your sentiments back to the Garden and jam them up Rangerdangers ass (or anything else for that matter).

Yeah nothing else is going on, so some ball busting is in order
- eichiefs9

I reckon. I guess the heat has finally made me snap. Even when it rains here it's still (frank)ing hot.

I reckon. I guess the heat has finally made me snap. Even when it rains here it's still (frank)ing hot.
- Isleshockeyman

I was waiting to see how many times I was going to do that before you caught on.

edit: is it still a dry heat when it rains?

Well, training camp is just a few short weeks away. So there's that. Nfl training camps are getting set to kick off(see what I did there?). All is not lost, my friend.
- Isleshockeyman

Does training camp mean more NHL excitement and trades? I'm a Jets fans so all is lost.

Stfu. Take your sentiments back to the Garden and jam them up Rangerdangers ass (or anything else for that matter).
- Isleshockeyman

I would like to concur with this

I reckon. I guess the heat has finally made me snap. Even when it rains here it's still (frank)ing hot.
- Isleshockeyman

Even with the dry heat?

I was waiting to see how many times I was going to do that before you caught on.

edit: is it still a dry heat when it rains?
- eichiefs9

Actually no. It gets fucking miserably humid. It's been raining later in the evening. So the next morning, the heat just starts evaporating it. It's sucking hard right now (the weather, not rangerdanger[although that;'s debatable])

Even with the dry heat?
- ses111

Any trades happen today? Any UFA signings? RFA signings?

I would like to concur with this
- mdw7413

Any trades happen today? Any UFA signings? RFA signings?
- Isleshockeyman

In the NBA or MLB yes. NHL heck no,

I reckon. I guess the heat has finally made me snap. Even when it rains here it's still (frank)ing hot.
- Isleshockeyman

What Arizona needs is more outdoor hockey rinks.

What Arizona needs is more outdoor hockey rinks.
- JohnScammo

Exactly!
I like using scorpions as pucks. It's fum watching them fly.

Exactly!
I like using scorpions as pucks. It's fum watching them fly.
- Isleshockeyman

But they're such cute little fellas. I'm reporting you to PETA.

But they're such cute little fellas. I'm reporting you to PETA.
- JohnScammo

I don't know why. Scorpions are not very tasty. They also are not very cute. Squishable? Yes. Cute? No.

I don't know why. Scorpions are not very tasty. They also are not very cute. Squishable? Yes. Cute? No.
- Isleshockeyman

Never ate one, but I saw Survivorman eat one after he had roasted it on his campfire. He said it tasted good.

Never ate one, but I saw Survivorman eat one after he had roasted it on his campfire. He said it tasted good.
- JohnScammo

They're quite crunchy. Kind of a cross between chicken & catfish.

I don't know why. Scorpions are not very tasty. They also are not very cute. Squishable? Yes. Cute? No.
- Isleshockeyman

Sounds Like you're describing echiefs.

What Arizona needs is more outdoor hockey rinks.
- JohnScammo

Really BC ice is as close to outdoor ice rink in az.

Sounds Like you're describing echiefs.
- Cptmjl

And like a scorpion I would love to dose you with some poison

And like a scorpion I would love to dose you with some poison
- eichiefs9

Unless you're 7 yrs old, sexual innuendo does nothing for him.

They're quite crunchy. Kind of a cross between chicken & catfish.
- Isleshockeyman

I like chicken. I like catfish. Consider sending us a box of live ones (to keep them fresh in transit). c/o Garth

Really BC ice is as close to outdoor ice rink in az.
- nyisles7

I think ours is better.

Sounds Like you're describing echiefs.
- Cptmjl

No wonder his wife left him.