Soooooo....

This was going to be a smart-ass question, but now I'm not so sure.

Here goes:

Do the Leafs sign Doan for 1 year, so that Matthews can play with his idol?
- Atomic Wedgie

quit being a luca female genitaliai

$7 million per?
- winsix

too much.

$6.75M. gotta keep it under the sedins.

he loves to party...A LOT from what we hear
- Symba007

So we're going to have Doan, Thornton and Marleau?? Their combined age is pushing Shea Weber territory.

quit being a luca female genitaliai
- Tumbleweed

You tellin' me you wouldn't have bought a jersey with his name on it?

No - nice guy sure, good player fine, good dressing room guy certainly, a pylon - probably. Can't possibly add to team speed so pass.
- winsix

I wouldn't mind it...at worst would be a good 4th line winger. Played on a horrible team last year can't forget that.

Good guy to have in the room.

But they would have to move a winger for him to fit anywhere

You tellin' me you wouldn't have bought a jersey with his name on it?
- Atomic Wedgie

You tellin' me you wouldn't have bought a jersey with his name on it?
- Atomic Wedgie

funny.

i just replaced my 4-year old's doan jersey with a matthews jersey.

So we're going to have Doan, Thornton and Marleau?? Their combined age is pushing Shea Weber territory.
- markmark

Shea Weber is older than the popes. All of them.

True story.

I read an analytics blurb one day that actually said this....quote, "Mikhail Grabovski is one of the best Toronto forwards of the last 25 years." A prime example of someone who watches every game on spreadsheet instead of a television screen.

Then Buffalo is the place for him, clearly
- TheMussel

Evander Cocaine says hi.

Evander Cocaine says hi.


- winsix

Him and Beaulieu are gonna have a good time I'm sure.

Evander Cocaine says hi.


- winsix

Let's style it as "Evander CoKane" and I'm fully onboard

Let's style it as "Evander CoKane" and I'm fully onboard
- lumlums

Let's style it as "Evander CoKane" and I'm fully onboard
- lumlums

This is why you're the doc, Doc!

"Every MLB team has been at or higher than .500 at least one time this season, except for the Blue Jays."

Lets go Blue Jays *clap clap clapclapcry*
- markmark

Fear not. I've been told by reliable sources that it's still early and they will learn how to hit very shortly.

Fear not. I've been told by reliable sources that it's still early and they will learn how to hit very shortly.
- walshyleafsfan

working hard on improving batting against 68 mph curves from pitchers with 2 and 5 records on shiity teams.

working hard on improving batting against 68 mph curves from pitchers with 2 and 5 records on shiity teams.
- winsix

It's all about Home Runs man. Nothing else. That's how successful teams are built.

"Every MLB team has been at or higher than .500 at least one time this season, except for the Blue Jays."

Lets go Blue Jays *clap clap clapclapcry*
- markmark

I think .500 scares them this season.

It's all about Home Runs man. Nothing else. That's how successful teams are built.
- walshyleafsfan

yep, let's break into a chrous of macho macho man!

Fear not. I've been told by reliable sources that it's still early and they will learn how to hit very shortly.
- walshyleafsfan

It was still early back in May...when fools were panicking.
They have until July to get on track.

working hard on improving batting against 68 mph curves from pitchers with 2 and 5 records on shiity teams.
- winsix

Just not their year.
Cant stay healthy.
Pillar and Smoak have improved their hitting...everyone else....up and down up and down down down.

It's all about Home Runs man. Nothing else. That's how successful teams are built.
- walshyleafsfan

The Jays strength this yeas has been inconsistent hitting combined with inconsistent pitching, and an average, at best, bullpen.

Just not their year.
Cant stay healthy.
Pillar and Smoak have improved their hitting...everyone else....up and down up and down down down.
- Fakepartofme

Pillar has dropped off bigly since early May

It was still early back in May...when fools were panicking.
They have until July to get on track.
- Fakepartofme

While I agree with you, was at a game on Saturday, where they were facing a really stinky pitcher and couldnt hit for beans. The night before, Jose Quintana, who was 2 and 8 on that barfbag of a team with an ERA of 5 plus nearly no hit the Jays. Not so early to be squandering chances against these brutal teams.