So the NHL has mandated its refs to review the rule book over the weekend. With some of the ref quotes from this article you can see why it's such a mess. I wish they made the ones reffing today's game review because I can see the Sens continuing their dirty play when no one is looking. http://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-refs-whistle/

So the NHL has mandated its refs to review the rule book over the weekend. With some of the ref quotes from this article you can see why it's such a mess. I wish they made the ones reffing today's game review because I can see the Sens continuing their dirty play when no one is looking. http://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-refs-whistle/
- Dcoms

Editor’s Note: Relax. It’s satire.

I think we can all agree on a few things;

The refs are outrageous to the point of being criminal
It's going to be a real tight low scoring snoozer
Tanger has better hair (even when it's short), than Karlsson - but (frank) it's close......real close
Sid will be ignored by the refs tonite & get mugged more times than a lost banker looking for a train in the Jersey subway - does Jersey have a subway?
There will be complaining about complaining that is complaining about the complaining
Bobby Ryan will be poking it (the legal limits of the NHL rules), more times than trough boy gets hosed at the Sydney gay Mardi Gras
Someone will mention the trap
The trap
Guentzy will headbutt an elbow
Anderson will either Stand tall or look dazed & confused - then get dressed to play
The Pens will play Pens hockey
The Sens will play Sens hockey
Mike Lange will mention the butchers dog
Complaining, there will be complaining..................

Leeeetttttttssssssss gooooooooooooooooo Peeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnisssszszszszssszszszszszsz!!!!

So the NHL has mandated its refs to review the rule book over the weekend. With some of the ref quotes from this article you can see why it's such a mess. I wish they made the ones reffing today's game review because I can see the Sens continuing their dirty play when no one is looking. http://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-refs-whistle/
- Dcoms

lol what an idiot.

Editor’s Note: Relax. It’s satire.
- Thorny87

Is it really satire though?

LETS GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we can all agree on a few things;

The refs are outrageous to the point of being criminal
It's going to be a real tight low scoring snoozer
Tanger has better hair (even when it's short), than Karlsson - but (frank) it's close......real close
Sid will be ignored by the refs tonite & get mugged more times than a lost banker looking for a train in the Jersey subway - does Jersey have a subway?
There will be complaining about complaining that is complaining about the complaining
Bobby Ryan will be poking it (the legal limits of the NHL rules), more times than trough boy gets hosed at the Sydney gay Mardi Gras
Someone will mention the trap
The trap
Guentzy will headbutt an elbow
Anderson will either Stand tall or look dazed & confused - then get dressed to play
The Pens will play Pens hockey
The Sens will play Sens hockey
Mike Lange will mention the butchers dog
Complaining, there will be complaining..................

Leeeetttttttssssssss gooooooooooooooooo Peeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnisssszszszszssszszszszszsz!!!!
- Aussiepenguin

Karlsson is definitely prettier than Letang.

No hate that's just an objective fact my dude

FWIW... Hornie and Schultz taking warmups.

Let's Go Pens! Trying not to drink until the game actually starts.

In warmups....

Guentzel-Crosby-Rust
Wilson-Malkin-Kessel
Hagelin-Bonino-Rowney
Kunitz-Cullen-Hornqvist

Cole-Schultz
Maatta-Daley
Dumoulin-Hainsey

Editor’s Note: Relax. It’s satire.
- Thorny87

Yeah so is mine.

lol what an idiot.
- j.boyd919

Yes you are, glad you realized, well not really I'd much rather you realize that life is not worth living. Cue a copy and paste.

Karlsson is definitely prettier than Letang.

No hate that's just an objective fact my dude
- Mordecai

They are pretty (frank)in close to be honest. Depends on the time of the year and the facial hair.

Yes you are, glad you realized, well not really I'd much rather you realize that life is not worth living. Cue a copy and paste.
- Dcoms

You posted a satirical article with fake quotes and believed it, because you're an idiot.

In warmups....

Guentzel-Crosby-Rust
Wilson-Malkin-Kessel
Hagelin-Bonino-Rowney
Kunitz-Cullen-Hornqvist

Cole-Schultz
Maatta-Daley
Dumoulin-Hainsey
- madmike71

Sheary in, Horny out.

Guentzel-Crosby-Rust
Wilson-Malkin-Kessel
Hagelin-Bonino-Rowney
Kunitz-Cullen-Sheary

Cole-Schultz
Maatta-Daley
Dumoulin-Hainsey

Schultz in, Hornie out.

Sheary in, Horny out.

Guentzel-Crosby-Rust
Wilson-Malkin-Kessel
Hagelin-Bonino-Rowney
Kunitz-Cullen-Sheary

Cole-Schultz
Maatta-Daley
Dumoulin-Hainsey
- so_buzz11

Hopefully Sheary proves me wrong, but I don't like his addition.

I hate game seven's. I do.

Hopefully Sheary proves me wrong, but I don't like his addition.
- madmike71

Could double shift Sid line with Sheary, then Malkin with Kunitz
Minus Rust and Wilson

I hate game seven's. I do.
- powerhouse

Not me. I love these stressful games.

Hopefully Sheary proves me wrong, but I don't like his addition.
- madmike71

Me too. Hope he proves us both wrong

Not me. I love these stressful games.
- stackthepads

I'm already wearing a hole in the hardwood pacing in the living room.

Me too. Hope he proves us both wrong
- Thorny87

I like Rust back up with Sid though...

How's the nerves?

I'm already wearing a hole in the hardwood pacing in the living room.
- Thorny87

Let's go! Let's have sheary show us up tonight eh!