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Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Apr 25 @ 6:39 PM ET
When Fenrir goes to court


- eichiefs9


Trial by combat!
I know that's not me because I would never litter, I'm the guy that picks up litter.
Called someone out for dropping a cigarette butt the other day.
"Excuse me you dropped something."
"Huh?"
"That cigarette. The ashcan is right there, I think you missed it."
"Oh, sorry."
Kid was so embarrassed that he actually picked it up.
Good thing, otherwise I would have cut his pinky off. I had loppers in my toolbag.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Apr 25 @ 6:55 PM ET

Trial by combat!
I know that's not me because I would never litter, I'm the guy that picks up litter.
Called someone out for dropping a cigarette butt the other day.
"Excuse me you dropped something."
"Huh?"
"That cigarette. The ashcan is right there, I think you missed it."
"Oh, sorry."
Kid was so embarrassed that he actually picked it up.
Good thing, otherwise I would have cut his pinky off. I had loppers in my toolbag.

- Fenrir



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP0t1SLT7p8

(very NSFW language)
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Apr 25 @ 6:59 PM ET


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP0t1SLT7p8

(very NSFW language)

- eichiefs9

I saw that before. The best is when the camera man threatens to beat up her junkie boyfriend.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Apr 25 @ 7:01 PM ET
I saw that before. The best is when the camera man threatens to beat up her junkie boyfriend.
- tomburton99

And when the junkie boyfriend immediately says to her "I told you to pick it up"
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Apr 25 @ 7:13 PM ET


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP0t1SLT7p8

(very NSFW language)

- eichiefs9


At least I was polite and didn't threaten him with combat.
Have to tell you, she's kind of hot.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Apr 25 @ 7:14 PM ET
I saw that before. The best is when the camera man threatens to beat up her junkie boyfriend.
- tomburton99

First viewing I thought it was from Trailer Park Boys.
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Apr 25 @ 7:32 PM ET


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP0t1SLT7p8

(very NSFW language)

- eichiefs9

tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Apr 25 @ 7:42 PM ET
First viewing I thought it was from Trailer Park Boys.
- Fenrir

No it's all real and glorious. Hysterical stuff.
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Apr 25 @ 7:43 PM ET
No it's all real and glorious. Hysterical stuff.
- tomburton99

I love how she turns to her boyfriend after he threatened to knock him out and he's just like "...he said pick it up"
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Apr 25 @ 7:53 PM ET
I love how she turns to her boyfriend after he threatened to knock him out and he's just like "...he said pick it up"
- rangerdanger94

Or how she justifies it by saying "it's a chihuahua"

Oh, ok lady my mistake. Chihuahua poop isn't real poop. I was confused, carry on.
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Apr 25 @ 8:01 PM ET
Or how she justifies it by saying "it's a chihuahua"

Oh, ok lady my mistake. Chihuahua poop isn't real poop. I was confused, carry on.

- eichiefs9

"Christmas was over 4 motnhs ago, bumhole"



All of it is pure 24 karat gold.
B2B76
New York Rangers
Location: "I got mouths to feed", NY
Joined: 08.14.2008

Apr 25 @ 8:04 PM ET
Rangers in 6, that is all
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Apr 25 @ 8:07 PM ET
He's so white privelege
- rangerdanger94



He believes in social constructs and is an oppressor
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Apr 25 @ 8:10 PM ET
You see my PM? You have to watch it
- mdw7413



Selfish. I guess we're not boys anymore.
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Apr 25 @ 8:49 PM ET
@_TyAnderson

More
By the way, Patrice Bergeron apparently played the entire season with a sports hernia, so.


That has to be awful.
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Apr 25 @ 9:02 PM ET
@_TyAnderson

More
By the way, Patrice Bergeron apparently played the entire season with a sports hernia, so.


That has to be awful.

- tomburton99



http://www.app.com/story/...ll-3-militants/100876844/
B2B76
New York Rangers
Location: "I got mouths to feed", NY
Joined: 08.14.2008

Apr 25 @ 9:13 PM ET
@_TyAnderson

More
By the way, Patrice Bergeron apparently played the entire season with a sports hernia, so.


That has to be awful.

- tomburton99

Agonizingly painful.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Apr 25 @ 9:20 PM ET
"Christmas was over 4 motnhs ago, bumhole"



All of it is pure 24 karat gold.

- tomburton99

This sums it up!
A camera crew should follow them around for a month until they OD on the H.
Fenrir
New York Rangers
Location: Jesus saves! Satan picks up the rebound...AND SCORES!!, NJ
Joined: 04.02.2015

Apr 25 @ 9:29 PM ET
http://www.app.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/
- smellmyfinger


Any word on whether execution by unprocessed bacon precludes one from the "reward"?

tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Apr 25 @ 9:32 PM ET
http://www.app.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/
- smellmyfinger

Death to all the swine!
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Apr 25 @ 9:38 PM ET

Any word on whether execution by unprocessed bacon precludes one from the "reward"?

- Fenrir



I'm thinking the irony award here precludes them of their 72 rewards.
Jan Levine
New York Rangers
Joined: 09.16.2005

Apr 26 @ 12:22 AM ET
new blog up
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