Birds write with their feet?
- mdw7413

No, Daniel Day Lewis makes his bed with birds

Birds write with their feet?
- mdw7413

Well played. I ment that it would take you like 6 months to learn to make you bed with your mouth.

He's lucky he can still walk. I don't mean that sarcastically either. He's so lucky he did fracture his spine.


- tomburton99

Yea very scary

This almost makes me hope the Rangers make it to the Cup, just to see what obscure Ranger shirseys you'd be digging up.

I want to see you post a picture of a Wal-Mart clearance bin Petr Prucha shirt.
- eichiefs9

you know, they did have a Brassard on clearance, thought of buying it and putting it in the freezer

No, Daniel Day Lewis makes his bed with birds
- eichiefs9

Well played. I ment that it would take you like 6 months to learn to make you bed with your mouth.
- tomburton99

I knew what you meant.

you know, they did have a Brassard on clearance, thought of buying it and putting it in the freezer
- jimbro83

Listening to Boomer and Carton too much I see.

Listening to Boomer and Carton too much I see.
- eichiefs9

exactly, that's definitely something I got from Boomer

Or, all of these things rapped up into one. The team's fan base that abides by more irrational superstitions will win. Fact.
- Pete V

I still do the not watching penalty kills every time pretty much. I just can't watch those two minutes

I still do the not watching penalty kills every time pretty much. I just can't watch those two minutes
- Slimtj100

Do they seem to take forever even when you are not watching?

Do they seem to take forever even when you are not watching?
- mdw7413

Watching the 3rd period. I actually thought the clock moved pretty quickly.

Watching the 3rd period. I actually thought the clock moved pretty quickly.
- tomburton99

It starts to slow down with about 6-7 minutes left.

It starts to slow down with about 6-7 minutes left.

- Pete V

Stepan's empty netter took about an hour

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T-18. Weber 0.48

Stepan's empty netter took about an hour
- jimbro83

They needed to bring those curling guys out to frantically sweep the ice ahead of the puck.

Do they seem to take forever even when you are not watching?
- mdw7413

Yes lmao. Those two the other night I came in with like 58 seconds left im like wtf! Left again, came back...30 seconds. God damn it. I also didn't watch the last minute and when Step scored I heard my gf say OH MY GOD! and my heart sank thinking Habs scored. She just couldn't believe how slow the puck took to go in I proceeded to bang her in celebration

Yes lmao. Those two the other night I came in with like 58 seconds left im like wtf! Left again, came back...30 seconds. God damn it. I also didn't watch the last minute and when Step scored I heard my gf say OH MY GOD! and my heart sank thinking Habs scored. She just couldn't believe how slow the puck took to go in I proceeded to bang her in celebration
- Slimtj100

Was the Ranger goal song playing in the background?

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1. Karlsson 0.71
2. Subban 0.68
3. Keith 0.64
...
T-18. Weber 0.48
- tomburton99

We've beaten 3 of those players in the last 5 years in the playoffs

They needed to bring those curling guys out to frantically sweep the ice ahead of the puck.
- Pete V

YES, exactly

I just a pick of Logan Couture getting preped for oral surgery.

Was the Ranger goal song playing in the background?
- Pete V

Barry white, cmon man

I just a pick of Logan Couture getting preped for oral surgery.
- tomburton99

Saw those on reddit yesterday.

Saw those on reddit yesterday.


- eichiefs9

Yeah it was bad.

Barry white, cmon man
- Slimtj100

🎶 Oh, I can't get enough of your love T-Jayyyyyy 🎶

🎶 Oh, I can't get enough of your love T-Jayyyyyy 🎶
- eichiefs9

I personally like Chef's, "when a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man ..."