Mr.Bobby
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Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016
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DO I GET ONE?
- TheGiftofGod
You get an orange jumpsuit. |
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Bullpoop. I can organize the hit. Local bruins and I are close.
- Wildschwein
Real close (penis in vagina close)
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Never happen. Alberta mosquitoes prevent such extremist excursions.
- Wildschwein
Bullpoop.
They deal with MOAB's all day |
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DO I GET ONE?
- TheGiftofGod
No. |
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You get an orange jumpsuit.
- Mr.Bobby
That helps me 
Hunters won't shoot me, Bears will see me coming and (frank) off. |
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No.
- Wildschwein
Aww...  |
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Real close (penis in vagina close)
- LittleRickyV2
After 6 months in the bush I'd (frank) damn near anything. |
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DO I GET ONE?
- TheGiftofGod
I'll leave the distribution of sharp objects to your master Schwein |
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That helps me
Hunters won't shoot me, Bears will see me coming and (frank) me.
- TheGiftofGod
Fixed. |
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MnGump
Minnesota Wild |
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Location: Columbus, MN
Joined: 06.21.2012
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Just wanted to congratulate Oil fans on returning to the playoffs this season! |
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I'll leave the distribution of sharp objects to your master Schwein
- Ihatebrianburke
I wouldn't trust JB with a (frank)ing spork, let alone a sword. If he behaves himself I'll consider letting him carry the toilet paper. |
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Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils |
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Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016
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That helps me
Hunters won't shoot me, Bears will see me coming and (frank) off.
- TheGiftofGod
Ummm it's not the bears you should be worried about.
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Just wanted to congratulate Oil fans on returning to the playoffs this season!
- MnGump
Danke.
I hope Allen falls back to earth and you guys make a series out of it. |
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abware
Edmonton Oilers |
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Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010
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I'll do it but I demand donations.
- Wildschwein
What kind and how much whiskey? |
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What kind and how much whiskey?
- abware
I'll accept donations in the form of peanut butter cookies, unopened issues of Penthouse, Pork Roll, American funds and White Owl whiskey. |
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I wouldn't trust JB with a (frank)ing spork, let alone a sword. If he behaves himself I'll consider letting him carry the toilet paper.
- Wildschwein
You would give him that much responsibility? Your bunghole is doomed already!!! |
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After 6 months in the bush I'd (frank) damn near anything.
- Wildschwein
You mean 6 minutes.... I bet Brennan's mom gives amazing skull |
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Ummm it's not the bears you should be worried about.
- Mr.Bobby
They're playing Prison / Ninja |
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Ummm it's not the bears you should be worried about.
- Mr.Bobby
Sorry, I don't watch beheading videos. |
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You would give him that much responsibility? Your bunghole is doomed already!!!
- Ihatebrianburke
Nothing leafs can't fix. |
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You mean 6 minutes.... I bet Brennan's mom gives amazing skull
- LittleRickyV2
I regret giving you my name THREE (frank)ING YEARS AGO. |
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You would give him that much responsibility? Your bunghole is doomed already!!!
- Ihatebrianburke
Well there is always moss. The toilet paper is really just a luxury. |
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I'll accept donations in the form of peanut butter cookies, unopened issues of Penthouse, Pork Roll, American funds and White Owl whiskey.
- Wildschwein
Want some of my cookies? Your trip will be a lot more fun... but you might get lost |
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I'll accept donations in the form of peanut butter cookies, unopened issues of Penthouse, Pork Roll, American funds and White Owl whiskey.
- Wildschwein
How about stale Animal Crackers, used issues of Swank, Spam, Mexican Pesos and Royal Reserve Whiskey |
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