Only girls tell me that
- GERBE!!!75PTS

That doesn't even make sense

That doesn't even make sense
- chilliard77

I guess that's a California thing .. I'm actually quite shocked you've never heard of that before

I guess that's a California thing .. I'm actually quite shocked you've never heard of that before
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Only girls tell you "I'll be your daddy"?

Only girls tell you "I'll be your daddy"?
- chilliard77

I was going towards more to them calling you Daddy ..

I was going towards more to them calling you Daddy ..
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Yeah I know. That's where my original joke came from

I'm giving you a hard time for the way you worded it

I'm in cjflashtastic.

Yeah I know. That's where my original joke came from

I'm giving you a hard time for the way you worded it
- chilliard77

Richard lol

I'm in cjflashtastic.
- Khmylev

You don't like my name

You don't like my name
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Eh. Better than my name, I suppose.

Eh. Better than my name, I suppose.
- Khmylev

I mean yours is just your username. Lol that's fine

I went with my name and my favorite superhero

Like a nerd lol

When your cat takes it upon themselves to spill their bag of food on the floor, because their bowl was only half filled rather than full. I paid like $8 for this food to be dumping it on the ground.

Time to call in the pupper clean-up crew

When your cat takes it upon themselves to spill their bag of food on the floor, because their bowl was only half filled rather than full. I paid like $8 for this food to be dumping it on the ground.

Time to call in the pupper clean-up crew
- chilliard77

You're a cheap father lol ..

When your cat takes it upon themselves to spill their bag of food on the floor, because their bowl was only half filled rather than full. I paid like $8 for this food to be dumping it on the ground.

Time to call in the pupper clean-up crew
- chilliard77

Yeah, but could they see the bottom of the bowl? because it doesn't matter if it's 90% full. If they can see the bottom it might as well be empty. At least that's what my cats do, I literally go in, shake the bowl to cover the bottom and they're fine.

You're a cheap father lol ..
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Depends on how big the bag was.

Depends on how big the bag was.
- Wetbandit1

It was a smaller bag of some fancy meow mix flavor

You're a cheap father lol ..
- GERBE!!!75PTS

You're goddamn right

Rachel has a cat it's so damn annoying everytime I eat something it always has to show up

Some days I just wish it would just run away

Rachel has a cat it's so damn annoying everytime I eat something it always has to show up

Some days I just wish it would just run away
- GERBE!!!75PTS

That's nothing on my cat. She has a meow like a 50 year old hag chain-smoker and is constantly talking

Depends on how big the bag was.
- Wetbandit1

Knowing chilliard it's probably the smallest bag of Meow Mix ever probably got at the dollar store

That's nothing on my cat. She has a meow like a 50 year old hag chain-smoker and is constantly talking
- chilliard77

This (frank)ing cat meows at like 6 o'clock in the morning for food I mean leave me the (frank) alone lol

This (frank)ing cat meows at like 6 o'clock in the morning for food I mean leave me the (frank) alone lol
- GERBE!!!75PTS

My cat does too. And if you try to walk by her, it's like you just offended her great ancestors

Lirl right now I just read what kind of bag chilliard got I was so close ...

The question is did you get it at the dollar store

My cat does too. And if you try to walk by her, it's like you just offended her great ancestors
- chilliard77

I hate cats especially their stupid (frank)ing fur balls you would think they would stop licking themselves after they puke nope let's just continue doing it

Lirl right now I just read what kind of bag chilliard got I was so close ...

The question is did you get it at the dollar store
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Rite Aid

I hate cats especially their stupid (frank)ing fur balls you would think they would stop licking themselves after they puke nope let's just continue doing it
- GERBE!!!75PTS

My cat doesn't really get fur balls