PLAYOFFS COMING MOTHERBOZAKERS
- Tumbleweed

Not for the Broons..

Not for the Broons..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

https://www.nhl.com/video/t-283438310/c-50759303

look at this SNIPE

Other than that goal of the year snipe he's been an absolute Matthews out there so far tonight though. Completely invisible.

Not for the Broons..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Fcuk 'em

true say... you could always buy those tampon flasks.. no one would suspect a thing..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

a what?

OH

OH
- daeth

[referencing Matthews with Nylander] "They will be exposed easily early on."


I didn't watch the first 10 minutes of Game 1, by then Matthews had two goals. Were they exposed before that?

Plus at home you can get something good for less than the cost of the swill at timmys.
- lumlums

when i wake up i force myself to get a pot brewing before i let myself take my morning piss.

want a quick way to gain focus in the morning?

do that.

OH
- daeth

6th in the league in GF/Game, only team that has 6 players with over 50 points (with those guys being spread over three lines).



Just (frank)ing awful

- Steven_Seagull[referencing Matthews with Nylander] "They will be exposed easily early on."


I didn't watch the first 10 minutes of Game 1, by then Matthews had two goals. Were they exposed before that?

that thread is an absolute goldmine for dumbassery

when i wake up i force myself to get a pot brewing before i let myself take my morning piss.

want a quick way to gain focus in the morning?

do that.
- Dozzer

Another way is to have the dog jump on you because she wants to go out and take a piss...

(referencing Matthews with Nylander) "They will be exposed easily early on."


I didn't watch the first 10 minutes of Game 1, by then Matthews had two goals. Were they exposed before that?
- Steven_Seagull

6th in the league in GF/Game, only team that has 6 players with over 50 points (with those guys being spread over three lines).



Just (frank)ing awful
- lumlums

just summer talk, that's all

that thread is an absolute goldmine for dumbassery
- daeth

I've never actually been over there.. pretty loyal to the buzz..

Watching Jets telecast and Lawless just said he would vote for AM34 for Calder if season ended today.

6th in the league in GF/Game, only team that has 6 players with over 50 points (with those guys being spread over three lines).



Just (frank)ing awful
- lumlums

I loved seeing Michalek and Laich in the lineup.

I've never actually been over there.. pretty loyal to the buzz..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

i have an account but i've never posted. i just read it once in a while for a laugh. they are way too serious over there which makes it unintentionally funny.

Another way is to have the dog jump on you because she wants to go out and take a piss...
- lumlums

You know what doesn't do that? Cats..

Btw, fcn got a kitty and he's now on the good side.

Watching Jets telecast and Lawless just said he would vote for AM34 for Calder if season ended today.
- Matthews_Auston

I'm guessing he said that before Laine scored that beauty tonight.

Another way is to have the dog jump on you because she wants to go out and take a piss...
- lumlums

i was just thinking that it would be so much worse if you slept with one of those wave machines.... wake up to the sound of waves crashing onto the beach

You know what doesn't do that? Cats..

Btw, fcn got a kitty and he's now on the good side.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

No, they just sleep over your face.


They want you to think that they're being cute and affectionate, but in reality they're trying to suffocate you in your sleep... evil (frank)ers

i was just thinking that it would be so much worse if you slept with one of those wave machines.... wake up to the sound of waves crashing onto the beach
- Dozzer

I'm guessing he said that before Laine scored that beauty tonight.
- Steven_Seagull

i wonder if that counted as a shot on goal? his shooting is getting even better. not 100%, undefined female doge

No, they just sleep over your face.


They want you to think that they're being cute and affectionate, but in reality they're trying to suffocate you in your sleep... evil (frank)ers
- lumlums

Cats or women?