Is that running joke because it's funny or because it's true?
- tomburton99

Too soon Tom, too soon

Too soon Tom, too soon
- TPC

So I'll never get an answer on this, ok.

Is that running joke because it's funny or because it's true?
- tomburton99

Her name is linda have yuo seen her

Her name is linda have yuo seen her
- eichiefs9

I mean, Linda is a common name; so I'll say sure.

Her name is linda have yuo seen her
- eichiefs9

Tom is sneaky, I would check his house first

Tom is sneaky, I would check his house first
- TPC

Is she a brunette who wares glasses?

Tom is sneaky, I would check his house first
- TPC

Looks in Tom's window



Nope, not her

Is she a brunette who wares glasses?
- tomburton99

Small fat little thing, yes that's her. Don't serve her duck. That's why she left. Apparently chiefs eat that stuff every (frank)ing day.

Small fat little thing, yes that's her. Don't serve her duck. That's why she left. Apparently chiefs eat that stuff every (frank)ing day.
- 21peter

I think you're mixing up me and mdw

I think you're mixing up me and mdw
- eichiefs9

He's got a Duck hunt degree as well? You're both nuts

He's got a Duck hunt degree as well? You're both nuts
- 21peter

No, I have that degree. He has the fat slam-pig.

No, I have that degree. He has the fat slam-pig.
- eichiefs9

No, I have that degree. He has the fat slam-pig.
- eichiefs9

Makes sense

Makes sense
- 21peter

If you got your act together and got your duck hunting degree, you too could command an army like this some day:

If you got your act together and got your duck hunting degree, you too could command an army like this some day:


- eichiefs9

I'm done with the army... but yeah I'm sure it's fun

If you got your act together and got your duck hunting degree, you too could command an army like this some day:


- eichiefs9

Pretty sure those are geese.... or GOOSES to Islander fans

I'm done with the army... but yeah I'm sure it's fun
- 21peter

Pretty sure those are geese
- MiloslavHorava

If you're going to nitpick at least tell me "I'm pretty sure those are geese, a pick-up truck, and a leaf blower"

I think the one Leafs fan in the main thread really thinks I have a wife that left me (there's your actual answer, Jihad Burton)

I think the one Leafs fan in the main thread really thinks I have a wife that left me (there's your actual answer, Jihad Burton)
- eichiefs9

How the (frank) was I supposed to know whether or not you had a wife that you couldn't satisfy.

How the (frank) was I supposed to know whether or not you had a wife that you couldn't satisfy.
- tomburton99

Sounds like you're in a bad mood today, Burton. Guess there will be some negativity during the game

Sounds like you're in a bad mood today, Burton. Guess there will be some negativity during the game
- 21peter

That's like saying it's warm in Florida.

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I would rather see Fast with Stepan and Grabs. Make that a Defense line. Put Hayes with Kreids and Zucc. Stepan has not earned his ice time of late. I really like the kid line, Vesey and Buch should stay together. gives them another skilled F to play with. Fast is a defense F. he plays well with another energy or defense F, not skill.

also, outside of Werenski on CBJ. is there another rookie D even close to playing as well as Skjei? I havent seen much of Werenski but to think Skjei is only a rookie still amazes me.

Quotes not working, but:
I would rather see Fast with Stepan and Grabs. Make that a Defense line. Put Hayes with Kreids and Zucc. Stepan has not earned his ice time of late. I really like the kid line, Vesey and Buch should stay together. gives them another skilled F to play with. Fast is a defense F. he plays well with another energy or defense F, not skill.
- richardson30

Yes let's make a line with our leading goal scorer and our highest scoring center a defensive line