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TheGiftofGod
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.15.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:38 PM ET
Which one? JB's about Eberle?
- leonkennedy


Stfu ginger (frank)
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Mar 20 @ 10:38 PM ET
I'm giggling thinking about the looks on their faces when they bust in.

"Oh, look Chad, it's a video about the first woman to figure out how to open a jar."

"Yeah, women are so equal and treated so unfairly, makes me really hate my privilege"

Flash grenade goes off.

"BAH DERKER DERKER DERK JIHAD!!!!!!!"

"Oh look honey, it's diversities, isn't it beautiful"

- Mr.Bobby



HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Mar 20 @ 10:39 PM ET
I'm giggling thinking about the looks on their faces when they bust in.

"Oh, look Chad, it's a video about the first woman to figure out how to open a jar."

"Yeah, women are so equal and treated so unfairly, makes me really hate my privilege"

Flash grenade goes off.

"BAH DERKER DERKER DERK JIHAD!!!!!!!"

"Oh look honey, it's diversities, isn't it beautiful"

- Mr.Bobby



dude. amazing

im getting looks in the computer lab at school. cant stop laughing out loud

fukin gold

"chad"
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:41 PM ET


dude. amazing

im getting looks in the computer lab at school. cant stop laughing out loud

fukin gold

"chad"

- HB77



You know that dude with the cuck beard is named Chad or Biff or Chip or some dumb poop like that and has never met a black dude who's parents make less than 100k a year.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Mar 20 @ 10:42 PM ET
I'm giggling thinking about the looks on their faces when they bust in.

"Oh, look Chad, it's a video about the first woman to figure out how to open a jar."

"Yeah, women are so equal and treated so unfairly, makes me really hate my privilege"

Flash grenade goes off.

"BAH DERKER DERKER DERK JIHAD!!!!!!!"

"Oh look honey, it's diversities, isn't it beautiful"

- Mr.Bobby

HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Mar 20 @ 10:43 PM ET
You know that dude with the cuck beard is named Chad or Biff or Chip or some dumb poop like that and has never met a black dude who's parents make less than 100k a year.
- Mr.Bobby




stop

youre on fire right now
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Mar 20 @ 10:44 PM ET


dude. amazing

im getting looks in the computer lab at school. cant stop laughing out loud

fukin gold

"chad"

- HB77

You should really be focusing on your studies.
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Mar 20 @ 10:45 PM ET



stop

youre on fire right now

- HB77
Make like Costanza and leave them wanting more. Go out on top
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:46 PM ET



stop

youre on fire right now

- HB77





Oh look at me. I'm at the gym crossfitting for equality, Yesterday I ate a Craisin. I'm so bad ass.
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:47 PM ET
Make like Costanza and leave them wanting more. Go out on top
- Ihatebrianburke



I can do this poop all night. I've never wanted a generation shipped off to war more in my life.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Mar 20 @ 10:49 PM ET


Oh look at me. I'm at the gym crossfitting for equality, Yesterday I ate a Craisin. I'm so bad ass.

- Mr.Bobby

I pounded like a half a giant bag of Ocean Spray craisins last week......not advised. Spent a lot of time on the toilet the next day.
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:50 PM ET
I pounded like a half a giant bag of Ocean Spray craisins last week......not advised. Spent a lot of time on the toilet the next day.
- leonkennedy



Bet your urinary tract was a ok though.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Mar 20 @ 10:51 PM ET
I can do this poop all night. I've never wanted a generation shipped off to war more in my life.
- Mr.Bobby

My biggest pet peeve about them is how they complain so much when a job asks them for "experience", and how they feel they shouldn't need experience and are entitled to get the job because they got a degree which their parents paid for them to get.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Mar 20 @ 10:51 PM ET
Bet your urinary tract was a ok though.
- Mr.Bobby

I am confident I will not be getting a UTI anytime soon.
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Mar 20 @ 10:53 PM ET
You should really be focusing on your studies.
- leonkennedy

oilers/sh1t talking > studying


its the edited final draft of a market report anyways. lame as fuk
TheGiftofGod
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.15.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:53 PM ET
I can do this poop all night. I've never wanted a generation shipped off to war more in my life.
- Mr.Bobby


Aye... cmon now.
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:54 PM ET
My biggest pet peeve about them is how they complain so much when a job asks them for "experience", and how they feel they shouldn't need experience and are entitled to get the job because they got a degree which their parents paid for them to get.
- leonkennedy



Could you imagine these (frank)ers trying to storm a European beach, they would forget about rescuing the underpriveliged real quick and want to come home.
Reveen.
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BC
Joined: 09.05.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:55 PM ET
I am confident I will not be getting a UTI anytime soon.
- leonkennedy

In my early 20's I got the bright idea that drinking before going to the bar would be cheaper. I bought a two six of beefeater and a 4L bottle of cranberry juice and pounded gin and cranberry juice for a few hours before hitting the bar with a bunch of friends.

Lets just say the 4L of cranberry juice kicked in just as I got to the bar.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Mar 20 @ 10:57 PM ET
Could you imagine these (frank)ers trying to storm a European beach, they would forget about rescuing the underpriveliged real quick and want to come home.
- Mr.Bobby

The army would really have to overhaul there safety standards before that happened. Could you imagine how many complaints would be logged to human resources if they had a drill sergeant like the one in Full Metal Jacket?
Mr.Bobby
New Jersey Devils
Location: If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Joined: 05.26.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:58 PM ET
The army would really have to overhaul there safety standards before that happened. Could you imagine how many complaints would be logged to human resources if they had a drill sergeant like the one in Full Metal Jacket?
- leonkennedy



Thank god we stole all of the German Jew scientists to give us air superiority for a century, because we would have serious issues with a ground war.
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Mar 20 @ 10:58 PM ET
I can do this poop all night. I've never wanted a generation shipped off to war more in my life.
- Mr.Bobby

Where would the transgendered use the bathroom on the battlefield?
TheGiftofGod
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.15.2016

Mar 20 @ 10:59 PM ET
In my early 20's I got the bright idea that drinking before going to the bar would be cheaper. I bought a two six of beefeater and a 4L bottle of cranberry juice and pounded gin and cranberry juice for a few hours before hitting the bar with a bunch of friends.

Lets just say the 4L of cranberry juice kicked in just as I got to the bar.

- Reveen.


1981?
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Mar 20 @ 11:00 PM ET
Could you imagine these (frank)ers trying to storm a European beach, they would forget about rescuing the underpriveliged real quick and want to come home.
- Mr.Bobby

It would be one big slap and tickle fight.
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010

Mar 20 @ 11:02 PM ET
Thank god we stole all of the German Jew scientists to give us air superiority for a century, because we would have serious issues with a ground war.
- Mr.Bobby

Larsson_fan
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 10.08.2016

Mar 20 @ 11:08 PM ET
I can do this poop all night. I've never wanted a generation shipped off to war more in my life.
- Mr.Bobby

Yup...we need to wipe out an entire Generation of ( barely) able bodied young people.
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