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Fruitcakenipple
Location: NF
Joined: 01.12.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:21 PM ET

- Steven_Seagull

Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:21 PM ET
I normally have to give my credit card number before I get sexy talk like this on the internet.

But just in case you want to talk about Nylander:

A. Tom McWedgie
Visa: 4493 4321 2212 4765
11/18

- Atomic Wedgie

Wow.. it actually worked..

Hello fleshlight!!
weirdoh
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.09.2006

Feb 23 @ 8:23 PM ET
Wow.. it actually worked..

Hello fleshlight!!

- Arctic_AARDVARK





...again
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:24 PM ET
...again
- weirdoh

Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Feb 23 @ 8:25 PM ET
what a seat that is behind the rangers bench. you get a huge ass tablet in your face.


- daeth

Once upon a time, when Healy had a job with the CBC, he would tell a story:

He would sit on the visitors' bench as the backup in Philly. A fat douche Flyers fan sitting right behind him would spew the most vile trash talk at Healy, thinking he was funny.

So Healy would bring a tub of vasoline onto the bench, and smear it on the glass behind him, so the fat frank couldn't see any of the game.

He told the lard barge that it would be that way until tubby learned to shut his pie hole and watch the game.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Feb 23 @ 8:27 PM ET
Wow.. it actually worked..

Hello fleshlight!!

- Arctic_AARDVARK

Yeah, like you don't already have a fleshlight.
annoyed
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: ON
Joined: 10.28.2013

Feb 23 @ 8:28 PM ET
Wow.. it actually worked..

Hello fleshlight!!

- Arctic_AARDVARK



But you ordered the x large anal plug?

Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:29 PM ET
Yeah, like you don't already have a fleshlight.
- Atomic Wedgie

I actually don't...
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:29 PM ET
But you ordered the x large anal plug?


- annoyed

Go big or go home.
annoyed
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: ON
Joined: 10.28.2013

Feb 23 @ 8:30 PM ET
Go big or go home.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Feb 23 @ 8:33 PM ET
Romanuk was wrong.

Original name was Toronto Arenas, not St. Pats.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Feb 23 @ 8:35 PM ET
I actually don't...
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Oh, you gotta get one.

I got it in the colour red, a.k.a. the Weirdo model.
robin_steele264
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.15.2009

Feb 23 @ 8:38 PM ET
(frank)!


They owe it to (frank)ing Freddie for that alone. (frank) this poopting the bed poop.

- weirdoh




You need to keep your (frank)ing composure for the love of (frank).



Santo_44
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.20.2014

Feb 23 @ 8:41 PM ET
Gardiner and Marchanko are playing well together
burn
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tavares is sledge hockey level - Islesrbettr, ON
Joined: 08.02.2006

Feb 23 @ 8:42 PM ET
Romanuk was wrong.

Original name was Toronto Arenas, not St. Pats.

- Atomic Wedgie



Yup.
SofaKingBored
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Halifax, NS
Joined: 10.13.2006

Feb 23 @ 8:43 PM ET
Seeing #3 out there on D is giving me nightmares...
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:44 PM ET
Of course there's no (frank)ing call...
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:44 PM ET
Oh, you gotta get one.

I got it in the colour red, a.k.a. the Weirdo model.

- Atomic Wedgie

Lol.. gross..
Santo_44
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.20.2014

Feb 23 @ 8:44 PM ET
(frank) I was going to say if Marchanko plays like this then carick would slide down to replace Hunwick so plays like that don't happen. But polak is a righty and Hunsuck is a lefty
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:44 PM ET
Seeing #3 out there on D is giving me nightmares...
- SofaKingBored



I hear ya... that said, Marchenko has had a solid game so far
SofaKingBored
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Halifax, NS
Joined: 10.13.2006

Feb 23 @ 8:45 PM ET


I hear ya... that said, Marchenko has had a solid game so far

- lumlums


I know... my mind is having trouble processing this... we should have retired #3 but for different reasons...
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:46 PM ET
Of course there's no (frank)ing call...
- lumlums

Right!!!?

Before the game I was saying they should run Hank and errbody all saying I'm a Richard or whatever.. then some (frank)ing jabroni slewfoots freddy.. it was 100% intentional too.. but no.... we can't do that to Hank!!
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:48 PM ET
Sosh!
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Feb 23 @ 8:49 PM ET
Right!!!?

Before the game I was saying they should run Hank and errbody all saying I'm a Richard or whatever.. then some (frank)ing jabroni slewfoots freddy.. it was 100% intentional too.. but no.... we can't do that to Hank!!

- Arctic_AARDVARK


I think that it was Kreider too... not like he has a history though...
mcleafs
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 10.01.2013

Feb 23 @ 8:50 PM ET
Rielly and Z are still dogpoop tonight
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