That is Bobby "The Chief" Taylor when they let him do color for Tampa. Dude was just mumbling non-sense. It was hysterical.

"And now here is our drunk color guy to break down that goal for you."
- Feds91Stammer

Goring was literally complaining about a blatant tripping call during the game vs. DET the other night. He was saying that because the DET player stepped on whoever's stick it was that it shouldn't be a penalty or something like that. I mean it's the literal definition of tripping, so I don't know what he was expecting.

The Isles new guy, Brendan Burke, is actually really good. Butch drags down the broadcast so far that it's not fair to Burke.
- eichiefs9

Butch should do Bingo announcing instead

"DID LEBRON JAMES GO #2 IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM?? More on that later"
- eichiefs9

ESPN is a dumpster fire.

Butch should do Bingo announcing instead
- Bonerfide69

I'm not sure he knows how numbers work

ESPN is a dumpster fire.
- ses111

wouldn't be sad if it died.

wouldn't be sad if it died.
- glove_was_stuck

Kill it with fire.

Kill it with fire.
- ses111

Some men just want to watch ESPN burn

Some men just want to watch ESPN burn
- glove_was_stuck

I made the huge mistake to have First Take on for a minute the other day. Never franken again.

Some men just want to watch ESPN burn
- glove_was_stuck

If Shattenkirk wants to go to the NYR, why on earth would the Rangers trade for him now, rather than wait until free agency?

If Shattenkirk wants to go to the NYR, why on earth would the Rangers trade for him now, rather than wait until free agency?
- BMWChiFan

Ek meant the Army Rangers

I made the huge mistake to have First Take on for a minute the other day. Never franken again.
- ses111

Yikes. I'm starting a Go Fund Me to get you the support you need and access to proper recovery.

Pony up female doges.

If Shattenkirk wants to go to the NYR, why on earth would the Rangers trade for him now, rather than wait until free agency?
- BMWChiFan

Because they want competent D men now.

Because they want competent D men now.
- Feds91Stammer

As in being able to competently defend? Where's Shatty hiding those skills?

Because they want competent D men now.
- Feds91Stammer

So Jake Muzzin then.

Yikes. I'm starting a Go Fund Me to get you the support you need and access to proper recovery.

Pony up female doges.
- glove_was_stuck

I'm lucky to be alive.

As in being able to competently defend? Where's Shatty hiding those skills?
- RobShouts

Under Dan Girardi's giant contract

Some men just want to watch ESPN burn
- glove_was_stuck

I'm lucky to be alive.
- ses111

The burns from those piping hot takes...It's miracle you're still with us.

- eichiefs9

what. the. (frank)!

what. the. (frank)!
- glove_was_stuck

I have no idea if it's real, but I literally just saw this on reddit a minute ago.

I have no idea if it's real, but I literally just saw this on reddit a minute ago.
- eichiefs9

Jesus christ dude.

As in being able to competently defend? Where's Shatty hiding those skills?
- RobShouts

He has better shot impact numbers than Pietrangelo...

I have no idea if it's real, but I literally just saw this on reddit a minute ago.
- eichiefs9

Is it a keeper league?

I have no idea if it's real, but I literally just saw this on reddit a minute ago.
- eichiefs9

It's real. My wife plays it with her friends...