Are we still talking about Altar boys?

A priest had to go pee but had to stay and listen to confessions, when a janitor passed by the priest said "Hey could you sit in here and listen to confessions while I go the restroom?"

The Janitor replied "Well I dont even know what to do."

"Just give them a few hail marys and send them on their way" said the priest

So the janitor agrees and the priest leaves. At that moment a nun comes in and says "Forgive me father but I have committed a horrible sin... I performed oral sex on a man yesterday."

The Janitor was in shock and knew this was more serious than just a few hail marys. So he opened the door to see an alter boy walking by and asks "Hey kid what does the priest give for a blow job?"

The alter boy states in a normal voice "Usually 2 snickers and a coke"
- 51_Killer

how is that dragging either out back of the woodshed with a rifle?
- Michael Pachla

getting old


sometimes you have to put the old dog down

Good look at lol

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=118285&page=14

so he is not over the hill?



- homiedclown

I didn't say that...I said "getting up there"

Good look at lol

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=118285&page=14
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Yup, posted that last year too


Edit: i mean, pretty sure in that context i was kidding but yea lol


double edit: ohh ok i remember now, its when i saw kylington play and he looked amazing

getting old


sometimes you have to put the old dog down
- homiedclown

must be a southern thing

Yup, posted that last year too


Edit: i mean, pretty sure in that context i was kidding but yea lol


double edit: ohh ok i remember now, its when i saw kylington play and he looked amazing
- Sabresfan-365

don't worry we all have (frank) ups I said Paul Byron and Daniel catenacci would be very good hockey players

Whoopsie Daisy

don't worry we all have (frank) ups I said Paul Byron and Daniel catenacci would be very good hockey players

Whoopsie Daisy
- GERBE!!!75PTS

paul Byron's doing pretty well right now...just needed a different nhl to thrive in

don't worry we all have (frank) ups I said Paul Byron and Daniel catenacci would be very good hockey players

Whoopsie Daisy
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Good thing you went with the can't miss screen name...

paul Byron's doing pretty well right now...just needed a different nhl to thrive in
- Michael Pachla

if Daniel catenacci could have a miracle I would feel better lol
I said he could be like Michael cammalleri " triple facepalm"

don't worry we all have (frank) ups I said Paul Byron and Daniel catenacci would be very good hockey players

Whoopsie Daisy
- GERBE!!!75PTS

Nah i'll own it, i wanted a blueliner badly and kylington really did look like that real deal. Pretty sure i changed my mind when eichel started at BU and everyone could actually watch him

Good thing you went with the can't miss screen name...
- Whatnot78

Hahaha right .. never hide

Nah i'll own it, i wanted a blueliner badly and kylington really did look like that real deal. Pretty sure i changed my mind when eichel started at BU and everyone could actually watch him

- Sabresfan-365

Hey I think I have you beat with Sean day lol

Hahaha right .. never hide
- GERBE!!!75PTS

must be a southern thing
- Michael Pachla

an oldie but goodie

Hey I think I have you beat with Sean day lol
- GERBE!!!75PTS

you laughed at me when I wanted him with a third

he is having a big bounce back year

Nah i'll own it, i wanted a blueliner badly and kylington really did look like that real deal. Pretty sure i changed my mind when eichel started at BU and everyone could actually watch him

- Sabresfan-365

we all thought tinordi was going to be decent

you laughed at me when I wanted him with a third

he is having a big bounce back year
- homiedclown

I don't think that was me lol

Remember I was the one that wanted to draft him 3rd overall lmao " makes me facepalm just thinking about it"

we all thought tinordi was going to be decent


- homiedclown

I wanted Cody Hodgson lol

Devante Stephens is making strides at kelowna

expect him to be signed for rochester this summer

It'll be interesting to see what becomes of him. But I did think he was one of the guys that was most noticeable out there. I noticed him more than Nylander, but that doesn't necessarily mean Nylander won't be good. Murray said after the WJC that Nylander's issue right now is just consistency. He'll look amazing one game and then the next he looks like he's a mess. It's all part of the learning curve for a young player that's playing in a league full of guys that are quite a bit older.

He does fully expect to see Nylander push for an NHL spot next year.
- HonkFortheGoose

I agree with Nylander's consistency, but I really think it's a matter of size, he needs to bulk up. Not even sure if he'll be ready next season.

Would any one do connor mcdavid for Evgeni Malkin

me i say no
- GERBE!!!75PTS


Good call Gerbe

I wanted Cody Hodgson lol
- GERBE!!!75PTS

I went to the Amers/Comets game also, what stood out was slow crappy hockey. The Amerks are just as bad as the Sabres when it comes to puck control. It seemed like none of the Amerks could settle the puck down enough to control it just like the Sabres.

I wondered how any of them made it to Buffalo playing like that. We are in some trouble if this is what get promoted to the parent club.

For all you trade Kane idiots none of Baptiste, Bailey or Nylander can come close to Evander Kane not even 50% adequate. Trade Kane and you have no one to replace him, trade Kane's 50 - 60 goal production year over year for someone who would be lucky to pot 10 goals on the lw would put this rebuild back, I can't say a year or two because it would take longer to land a player near Evanders skill.

The supply line to the Sabres suck, they play the same sloppy hockey when they're called up. The parent club is infected by the poison from Rochester.

If it weren't for the two wide open net goals the Amerks scored they would've lost this one in regulation.

- MLew65

What does this mean? He's scoring 60 goals now?

I don't think that was me lol

Remember I was the one that wanted to draft him 3rd overall lmao " makes me facepalm just thinking about it"
- GERBE!!!75PTS

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...p?thread_id=136342&page=6


it was mph