Scariest stat of all time?

Of Joe Thornton's 5 goals...3 Empty Netters


- AdamFrench

was just the other day when he scored his first goal of the year on an actual goalie lol. i commented on it in here at the time. funny stuff

Scariest stat of all time?

Of Joe Thornton's 5 goals...3 Empty Netters


- AdamFrench

that really is one of the craziest stats of all time

How can you not like mayo. You're British, do you like tartar sauce on your fish and chips? Cause tartar sauce is pretty tasty on some fish and chips.
- Zezel

This reminds me.

LUMS!

I'm going to London for a week next sunday. Confirmed.

And I just wanted to say....

Thank god you don't live there anymore.

Your pal,

Scabeh

they have scored 1

they are last in that category
- daeth

just give it to Andersen so he can score an empty netter

This reminds me.

LUMS!

I'm going to London for a week next sunday. Confirmed.

And I just wanted to say....

Thank god you don't live there anymore.

Your pal,

Scabeh
- Scabeh

I never did live in London...

Gravy and cheese - yes
Ketchup - yes (but not with gravy)
Mayo however is like the devil himself came to life and jacked off on your food...
- lumlums

and brits are known for their high quality cuisine

*Throws up in mouth*
- lumlums

mayo on fries is awesome.

and brits are known for their high quality cuisine
- Dozzer

Translation of 'Bon appetit' in UK English? --> 'Good luck'

I never did live in London...
- lumlums

Even better.

Still I'm going. Should be fun.

My Girlfriend can't wait to see the Harry Potter movie sets.

btw the Gardiner assist on the Matthews goal was beautiful; he actually meant to play it to him, so big cheers for Jake!

and brits are known for their high quality cuisine
- Dozzer

I'm no cup winning coach but I'd probably at least consider having different players on the ice when the other team pulls their goalie.
- daeth

We need an empty net specialist.

Should've taken laine.

It's really people who don't use ketchup at all on their fries that are the enemy of the people. Whether it's on the side or sprayed all over, you have to use it. Not just ketchup either. Gravy, mayo, cheese, vinegar, everything.

My true refined hatred is reserved for little individual ketchup and other condiment packages, and those little paper cups you fill from the dispenser at fast food places. That's not enough (frank)ing condiments. I can't open fifteen packages of ketchup. Giving me a bottle you bastards. Those things are a condemnation of our entire civilization.
- Zezel

You think a boyle is a good idea?

Translation of 'Bon appetit' in UK English? --> 'Good luck'
- MaximusAurelius

me: whats for dessert?

lums: i have spotted Richard

me: uh...ok... you might want to get that looked at... so whats for dessert again?

Question... The Auston goal.. I get the rule of the guy not getting a penalty because he scored. But what about Hannifin tripping whoever in front? Are all penalties negated on a goal?

High sticking which draws blood.. Goal scored on the delay, still get 2?

You think a boyle is a good idea?
- bobbyisno1

Yeah, they should put together a package for him.

This reminds me.

LUMS!

I'm going to London for a week next sunday. Confirmed.

And I just wanted to say....

Thank god you don't live there anymore.

Your pal,

Scabeh
- Scabeh

Maybe Dozzer can ban you...
Do London a favour....

Yeah, they should put together a package for him.
- Zezel

If they are confident they can sign him sure.

They have boatloads of cap space at least until Matthews and Marner needs a contract. Give him a two year deal.

- Scabeh

me: whats for dinner?

lums: toad in the hole followed by spotted Richard

me: (pauses).... so i should be wearing a condom while i eat?

If they are confident they can sign him sure.

They have boatloads of cap space at least until Matthews and Marner needs a contract. Give him a two year deal.
- Santo_44

Why sign any forward, would they not be in danger of losing him?

and brits are known for their high quality cuisine
- Dozzer

And your national dish was created by a 5 year-old

me: whats for dinner?

lums: toad in the hole followed by spotted Richard

me: (pauses).... so i should be wearing a condom while i eat?
- Dozzer

And you shold be putting the paper down when sitting on the toilet seat.
You remember what Frank Zappa said...

And your national dish was creted by a 5 year-old
- lumlums

*created

and that should tell you something about british food

me: whats for dessert?

lums: i have spotted Richard

me: uh...ok... you might want to get that looked at... so whats for dessert again?
- Dozzer

The problem with British food is that the female genitalias overcook everything - the quality of produce is probably much higher than anywhere I've found in North America.

And you shold be putting the paper down when sitting on the toilet seat.
You remember what Frank Zappa said...
- bobbyisno1

no...i dont even remember this morning and its this morning right now