will he make it off before allison?
- daeth

i just pictured those two having a fastest skater challenge

I'm a typical blonde.
- Steven_Seagull

Oh well. poop happens. I the typical drunk indian. What're ya gonna do?

steckel is still skating off the ice from his last leafs game
- Dozzer

I'd love to see who wins a race between him and Allison. Of course that could never be because I'd die of old age before it's over.

Doesn't win faceoffs, Doesn't provide offense or drive play, horrible defensively, not up to speed after coming back from injury.

Can't take him out of the lineup though.
- burn

does anyone know when he hits his required game number - so he can be exposed in the expansion draft?

being factual isn't a bannable offense
- daeth

will he make it off before allison?
- daeth

Ok, now that is legit funny as (frank).

really? you show up right now? right after i call someone a (frank)ing idiot. (frank) my luck
- systemtool

spatso is a synonym for the bolded so i was fine with it lol

I'd love to see who wins a race between him and Allison. Of course that could never be because I'd die of old age before it's over.
- markmark

unpossible to decide.... ice would melt before they got all the way around.

Oh well. poop happens. I the typical drunk indian. What're ya gonna do?
- weirdoh

Knowing the gull, he's reaching for his kneepads...

Plus the glaciers will all be gone before Gleason's buy-out cap hit
- lumlums

I'd let her spit on me

spatso is a synonym for the bolded so i was fine with it lol
- Dozzer

spatso is a synonym for the bolded so i was fine with it lol
- Dozzer

Mocking a poster is not allowed. Especially when they aren't here. Right, mister Post-Deleter?

Knowing the full, he's reaching for his kneepads...
- lumlums

i just pictured those two having a fastest skater challenge
- Dozzer

a goalie in full gear would be competitive against them

I'd love to see who wins a race between him and Allison. Of course that could never be because I'd die of old age before it's over.
- markmark

hell....the stop watch would probably give up

Knowing the full, he's reaching for his kneepads...
- lumlums

Mocking a poster is not allowed. Especially when they aren't here. Right, mister Post-Deleter?
- Steven_Seagull

yup

but i'm

got nobody better, at least if we exclude like 4-5 other guys
- daeth

It's not an exaggeration to say they're better off being shorthanded rather than having him on the ice.


He's like 30% on the draw since return.

a goalie in full gear would be competitive against them
- daeth

He could dilly dally with it behind net and in the corners, and he could dish it. Don't hate. Slow as all poop, but he could pass the puck. Dinosaur. Sad.


Think of Andreychuk. One of my all time favs. But let's be honest, if he had played after 04, he'd be a super joke along with Allison.

yup

but i'm


- Dozzer

now that is nicely done.

yup

but i'm


- Dozzer

He could dilly dally with it behind net and in the corners, and he could dish it. Don't hate. Slow as all poop, but he could pass the puck. Dinosaur. Sad.


Think of Andreychuk. One of my all time favs. But let's be honest, if he had played after 04, he'd be a super joke along with Allison.
- weirdoh

allison was good with the puck. slowwwwwwwwwww though

hell....the stop watch would probably give up
- Dozzer

"Hey stopwatch, how long has it been...?"

"It's five o'clock somewhere - (frank) this!"

a goalie in full gear, while upside down with his skates on his hands would be competitive against beat them
- daeth

fixed